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>He wastes time lifting weights when this guy can just choke you in under 30 secs
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>>77190875
The sexual gratification you get from bragging about other men's physical prowess must be some really intense shit given all the threads you make every day like this, cuck
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I train to get choked by strong men with horsecocks
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>>77190875
hey its that tranny from australia. spamming /fit
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>>77190875
What would you say your life revolves around?
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>>77190875
>train hard
>now takes him 31 seconds to cboke you out
Tomorrow it will be 32. How YOU doing OP?
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>>77190879
It's probably more of a "sour grapes" kind of deal.
He hates that there are men physically stronger than him, so he tells himself that the muscle and physique is pointless anyway.
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>>77190935
no, he's the fag that makes all the "mogs you" threads and "what's you're excuse for not looking like (insert shirtless pic of professional athlete or movie star)".
Its his sexual fetish
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I'm 6'11" 550lbs I'd crush this twink like a pencil
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>>77190875
>just wait until he learns about the hobo stab/shoot technique
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Wow ok, so I guess I'll stop lifting and uh... do what exactly?
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>>77190957
It's called trolling, so far he's doing pretty good considering your replies and rustled jimmies.
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>>77190977
Clocked her
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>>77190879
When incels white nationalists do it it's ok I guess?
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>>77190977
nah when you make 20 threads a day every day for years bragging about shirtless men that's a sexual obsession
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>>77190990
Don't argue with the trooned out wog. He loves to argue online since it's his only human interaction. Just call him a trooned out wog and move on.
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>>77191000
does he ever go outside?
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>>77191010
He literally doesn't go outside
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>>77190875
if i was ever in a situation where this man would want to choke me out, i'd probably just shoot him
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>>77191031
>Shooting an unarmed man
That's called murder
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>>77191066
mmmnyo
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>>77190977
Gaped her
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>whats the point in strength training if the top 1% of fighters in the world will still beat you?
Gee I don't know retard, maybe the other 99% of all cases?

why does your car have seatbelts if driving into a lorry at 200km/h will instakill you?
why do soldiers wear helmets if a direct hit from a high velocity rifle round will penetrate it?
why electricians wear safety glasses if grabbing a high voltage terminal will stop your heart?
why do I wear oven mitts if sticking my head into my oven will burn me?
why do I need to run faster than the other lawyer if the bear can run faster than me?

you fucking retard
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dagestan is not a real place
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>>77190875
I train at the range+gym he just trains at the gym
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>>77191140
They keep saying dagestan like it isn't a made up place by Christian Russians that got converted is Islam by invaders and still is within the borders of Russia.
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>>77191140
Dagestan greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls.
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>>77190875
You should clean the sides of your mouth.
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>>77191153
>the rest of the world doesn't have firearms or ammunition or places to shoot. Nor do they have a modern warrior culture.
fucking retarded fat american. He's probably a better shot than you.
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>>77190875
Every fighter lifts, and most of them are quite strong. Lifting is a core part of any fighter's training schedule. Islam Makhachev mogs 95% of posters here
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>>77190875
Nah I'd fuck this guy up like it's nothing. I have been training for longer, a, m much stronger and heavier, more athletic. I guess he's a little better at wrestling, idk how he expects to use wrestling vs me but I'd love to see.
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>>77190960
>I can take a punch from someone 200+ lean who is better than me at boxing
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>>77191387
>100kg bench
>220kg 3/4 deadlift
>120kg 1/4 squat
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>>77191404
He also spends 2hrs a day doing mma shit, so basically a hybrid athlete. It'd be better for strength to focus only lifting, but skill wouldn't be as sharp. It's like playing an instrument, you get to a level where to maintain such a high level and keep up with new shit other athletes are working on, you need to practice more and more each day. This guy basically walks over everyone at grappling, he can stand to be half the lifter they are.
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>>77190875
How difficult would it be for him to do damage to or successfully grapple this guy though?
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>>77190875
What does lifting have to do with self defence?
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>>77191439
It comes into play moreso if there's a huge gap in strength.
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>>77190988
What in the ESL are you trying to say, you freak? Whatever other imaginary people might do doesn't make your behavior any less freaky.
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>>77191136
What a dumbass. So he's treating it like a conditioning routine rather than strength training.

>>77191439
t. doesn't lift
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>>77191413
>This guy basically walks over everyone at grappling
Sure. How about this technique? *stab*
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>>77191413
>It's like playing an instrument, you get to a level where to maintain such a high level and keep up with new shit other athletes are working on, you need to practice more and more each day
That's not what playing an instrument is like. The better I got the less I needed to practice. I could just roll up to a set and sound good whenever I wanted with minimal practice.
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>>77191550
Flow state takes me 5min at least
>>77191548
If you're trying to stab me you are gonna get kicked. Good luck vs someone with a 35+ vertical and 15yrs of muay thai I'll just break your ribs wanna see?
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>>77191421

Just survive a 3 minute round and that guys dead of a coronary.
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>>77190875
Firearm.

Focusing on stuff like being the absolute best grappler in a million years with zero marksmanship isn’t martial, just performative. It’s designed for thirdie countries and cultures that have no tradition of citizen-soldiery.

Like, as if any fat bumpkin from the flyovers wouldn’t just waste this guy if he came at them on the street.

If you’re really concerned with martial prowess you need to be well rounded. Marksmanship, hand to hand, some solid strength, cardio, survivalism, being up to date on present tactical knowledge, especially drone evasion/neutralization if you’re intending to be on the ground.

However, someone who does MMA is in a great position to start because they have great cardio and hand to hand. But like, the constant muzzies threatening to choke people is really retarded and is why a few hundred redcoats used to consistently BTFO 10,000 of them.
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>>77190875
>he wastes time typing on a mongolian basketweaving forum instead of going outside walking around getting sun chatting up cuties
baka my head
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There is a guy at my gym who has this facial hair. A beard with the mustache shaved. He also wears "tap out" shirts and shit he obviously wants to be one of these fuckers so bad. He looks like a retards
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>>77190875
I train BJJ and Judo as well but this guy is still a threat
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>>77191421
Battle of attrition and you gas the guy maybe but in a closed off space you don’t want to get grabbed
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>>77191740
What percent of autism makes someone take a shit post this seriously
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>doesn't lift weights
>mogs everyone on /fit/
>also insane cardio
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>>77192191
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>>77192191
also Norwood 1 hairline
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>>77191000
What's a wog sir trippingston? I see you posting it in other threads I want to understand
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>>77192198
>>77190875
Are these guys ugly maxxing or what?
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Say he is choking me, what would he do when I went for his eyes or balls or neck?
>t-that's against the rules
Good, I'm not a pussy ufc fighter lmao.
Grappling only works because the rules allow it.
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>>77190875
Lucky for me I can choke that guy in 29 seconds so I win
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>>77190875
>A professional fighter that also lifts weights could beat me
Whoa.
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>>77192191
He does lift weights.
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>>77192184
It’s not the shitpost it’s that I saw a clip of an MMA fighter bragging about how quickly he could kill people about 2 minutes before opening /fit/
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>>77192271

If you are already being physically dominated by another man its very unlikely you'll be able poke his eyes or grab his balls.
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>>77192538
I bite him or claw him if he is right next to me.
We are talking survival fight not bullshit made up sport rules.
Grappling is useless in real life.
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>>77192215
It’s a bot
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Who?
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>>77192616
Brazza, send this guy 2-3 to Dagestan
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>>77190875
Ciryl Gane would kill him if he wanted to.
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>>77190875
Can you guys stop posting creepy uncanny valley subhumans like this? Thanks.
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>>77192538
>being physically dominated
Why do MMA fags have to make everything sound gay?
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>>77192269
They're notoriously inbred.
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>>77190875
True
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>>77191421
This dude doesn't strike or wrestle or do bjj. He's getting slept
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>>77190891
Some call him the trooned out wog. He makes repetitive spam. He literally doesn't go outside.

His life revolves around spamming 4chan.
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>>77192271
The whole point of grappling is you are in a better position than the other guy

If someone grabs both your arms, how are you poking his balls? If someone then drags you to the floor and jumps on your back, you're unconscious before you even get a chance to understand where his eyeballs are kek

Oh you found an eyeball ? He moves his head few cm and knows EXACTLY where your eyeballs are. good luck
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>>77192547
Reality is he kicks you in the jaw and you sleep

If you're stupid enough to close the distance, he smashes you head first into he floor
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a thread that causes that much crying deserves to go back to the front row
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>>77190875
>I-Slam Monkey-Chav
>6'(((-2)))" 200(((-30)))lbs
>from Doggystan Pussia
Bro basically the same size as Clav, I frame mog him easy. Just maintain a big enough neck size up in "apnea risk" territory and you're not an easy choking target, wear neck armor with a Wu Tang Clan logo if you're that paranoid.



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