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just experienced barre. u bros ever tried this?
>be autistic savant rizzless skinnyfat chud
>taking zepbound, acne medication, trying to unfuck myself
>hate normal working out because it's so boring to do reps over and over
>looking for a gym with fun things to do
>consider martial arts
>only options are mcdojos or insanely expensive
>look at rock climbing gyms
>also insanely expensive
>look at fitness clubs
>state college club is pretty cheap
>has rock climbing, pools, ice rink, and classes
>pull the trigger
>start rock climbing
>i suck but it's fun, everyone is chill
>look at classes
>they have everything
>yoga, powerlifting, pool workout, self-defense, barre?
>what the fuck is a barre?
>lol who cares
>go to yoga class
>late by 1 minute, locked out
>now i'm fucked, wasted all this time for nothing
>look at class schedule
>next class is barre
>might as well go, i'm already here
>plus i can find out what a barre is
>show up, i'm the only dude
>like 30 of the hottest bitches i've ever seen in my life, hand to god
>they're all wearing skimpy ass leggings and sports bras that look like underwear
>ask instructor what barre is
>tell me it's like cardio for ballerinas or some shit
>bodyweight, stretches, cardio, i need all that
>decide i'll stay for the class
>start with upper body stuff
>not so bad, i feel a bit silly doing the dance moves so i can't help but smirk
>then the lower body + core starts
>immediately i'm sucking wind
>try not to look at all the yoga pants cheeks
>constantly bending over with cake directly in my face
>hope nobody complains and they kick me out
>getting my ass kicked by barre for 45 minutes
>these girls are strong as hell
>sweating like a pig by the end of it
>can barely stand

honestly respect for barre and the ladies, this is serious shit bros.
i'm definitely going back.
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>>77194335
The token dudes who attend these classes are always like male feminists.
They think they can score one of the hotties in the class by proximity. Sometimes they can get an aging out Stacy but they doesn't make them any less of a raging faggot.
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>>77194338
i definitely felt like an interloper, and i always see girls complain about getting approached at the gym online. best to not interact i think.
it is unfortunate because they are really sexy. but they're probably dating gym chads anyways so why bother trying?
i'll just make them mad, then i can't take the class anymore. there are 4 billion women anyways so it's not the end of the world.
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just watched a video of male ballerinas and they are crazy athletic,
there's definitely something to this.
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>>77194335
You're not autistic if repetition makes you bored.

You've probably got adhd instead and just check out of conversations because they're a waste of time/not interesting to you. Many such cases.

Unfortunately female doctors keep labeling things autistic when people don't want to drone on with random bullshit despite them not being certified as psychologist. Any other field would be called fraud but MDs are a protected class.
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>>77194683
yeah honestly i think psychology exists today simply to pathologize people who are not in line with social norms or useful.
for example, distrusting the government is a major indicator of "antisocial personality disorder" like are you kidding me? dissent is now a mental illness?
their standard for diagnosis is based on vibes anyways, not exactly a hard science. nobody knows how the brain actually works.
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I’m not reading all of that
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>>77194862
>nobody knows how the brain actually works.
We know how to recognise shit by brain scan, and sometimes we do for legal reasons, but it's just more efficient to go by vibes.
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>>77194896
you can't point to a part in someone's brain and say "here is where xyz memory is stored" and then read the data onto a computer.
pointing a heat sensor at a running car engine to see what part gets hot is not the same as knowing how an engine actually works.
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>>77194335
You just pay for a cheap membership and you can do any class you want? Sounds good. Wish I had something like that
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>>77194940
Most entry-level globogyms (~$30-40/month, think OneLife, LA Fitness) have classes included. Maybe not barre, but usually spinning and yoga at the very least.
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I'd stick with rock climbing but that's just me
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>>77194962
Yeah I have them but this lad has rock climbing and an ice rink and all. Climbing gym near me is twice the price of my normal gym.
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>>77194335
What about the side effects of Barre OP?
I am asking because you took just one class and you talk like an effeminate prancing lala homo faggot. What's up with that?
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>>77194335
Or actually this >>77194338
Not a homo fag but a male feminist.
Like the kind of guy that's "in with the girls" but never dates any. Like you're afraid of your own sexuality but still want to be part of the boys. Like you're stuck between genders. Like a single mother household type of guy. Like your father had a hyphenated surname, but your mother didn't. Like that.
You get it?
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>>77194940
you get access to all of them for an additional fee
i pay $90 a month total
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>>77194335
if u r a 4chan autist u should absolutely join a dance group and get good at dancing calisthenics aerobics etc . . . the endpoint given some talent and early exposure is as follows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5ZAjf6y4Xw&list=PLFStvRs2W9HkQ6N6rVr_q1hdANVcSLi8S&index=58
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>>77195004
I thought it would be less when you said it was cheap. Still not bad I suppose if you use it all the time.
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>>77195019
without classes it's $60
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>>77195004
What rock climbing gym is more than $90/month? All the ones around me are $60-100
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>>77195029
good for you. around me it's $150+



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