Our guy is /fi/nished
bryan is an autistic ascended, good for him
>>77196112you forgot the updates
>>77196195This. Getting a gf that's 18 years younger than you probably has some health benefits as well and they met in ideal circumstances (her working for him)
she looks like the female version of him, weird
>>77196672Predicts relationship success. Optimal
>>77196215heh
>>77196112All those pills, procedures, makeup, minmaxxing, stressing over youth and looks... To land a chubby quirk chungus and have everything you've done disregarded since it's n=1 and also still looking your age except uncannyFucked up
>>77196112So, /fit/, how does our king fuck her girlfriend?
I hate Bryan Johnson so much, he is such a pussy ass bitch
>>77197226Cortisol spike. Not optimal.
Any lewds
>>77196112>brags about having a body temp of 95 degrees Fahrenheit absolutely hypothyroid
>>77197250"Kate's vagina dries and shrivels like tobacco leaf as she reads all this annoying bullshit I wrote. She has a headache now. She rolled over and farted on me to show dominance and is snoring like pig. It's over."
>>77196672most people's do
>>77196112this cant be real lmaoit's like a The Office skit
>>77196112Only love matters. It's over.
>>77198108I am cringing so hard. I cannot imagine a woman in this entire universe who reads even one paragraph of this ass-kissing novel and her pussy doesn't become drier than the Sahara.>Only love matters.Female validation is worthless.
>>77196112>>77198108what pussy does to a mf
>>77198108Kino
>>77198108>warm embraceHe's talking about her pussy
>>77197158he did it all for the money. he succeeded. the end
>>77196112can someone explain the edits on this image? im not schizo enough to tell
>>77198108this is gay
>>77198926suboptimal standing form. he claims to optimize his exercise and health and yet he stands in a way that worsens one's posture and creates inefficient standing patterns while she as a normal woman nails it without thinking
>>77198923He always had it retard, he's a nepo baby
>>77198108As I read this my cortisol spikes due to how cringe it is but then my neocortex processes this once more and on further analysis the human specimen that I call "I" concludes that this is actually so cringe that it's funny thus leading to a release of serotonine. It makes me less likely to become depressed, elevates my confidence level and triggers a bout of sudden arousal. I circumhold my penis while looking at a picture of his wife. My neocortex understands her to be not mine, but my amygdala and all of the testosterone receptors do not care.My penis becomes turgid with fresh blood.I start stroking it at an angle of 70 degrees to the plane of my seat and eventually ejaculate on my stomach. Processing my hunger signalling and synthesizing a behavioral response based on the nutrition facts in my memory, my prefrontal cortex sends a command to eat it up. I have now gained a solid 7 grams of protein and released dopamine into my system. Time to close 4chan.
>>77198108What the fuck are we doing my dudes?
>>77198108Imagine lying there with her warm body so close, I can feel the gentle pressure of her weight as she hovers above me. Her smile is soft, playful, filled with tenderness as she holds the makeup brush near my face. I can scent her feminine fragrance and clean skin and clothing. Every stroke is light, delicate, but it’s her presence that melts the world around us. I close my eyes and feel the warmth radiating from her skin, the way her breath brushes my face in rhythm with her movements. It’s not just the makeup she’s painting on me, it’s the quiet intimacy, the love in every detail. When I open my eyes she’s still there, her smile brighter than anything she could ever put on my skin.
>>77199163he's literally just resting his head on hers you absolute retard
>>77198108Mid puss legit does this to a mfer. Top shelf pus never captures you like mid pus does.
>>77199210>he doesn't know
>>77198123It didn't make me wet in my luddy but my eyes did get teary , wish my bf would write something as detailed about his love for me , she is very lucky and must feel special to him and loved
>>77198926you have to interpret the angles to get the correct picture out of the picture
