Pa won't let me use the abandoned barn as a home gym because he's a hoarder, if he just got rid of the 4 bales of hay that we can't use as the horse died, and the bikes that haven't been used in 20 years, there would be plenty of space.I've even offered to pay him for the hay and bikes.
>>77198669What if a war breaks out and you have you use that hay to stack it over landmines, so you can safely ride over with your family on a couple of scrap bikes constructed from 20 different bikes huh? What about then?
you gotta kill him man
>>77198688The hay is 4 years old, it's not fit for animals to eat, let alone strong enough to hold the weight of bikes
>>77198669LARP
>>77198669Tell your mom to churn his butter, Jebediah
>>77198724Jebediah is my father, please call me Billy Bob
>>77198669See if he’ll help you build a fitness shack
>>77198793A fitness shack in the barn?
Oldniggers never change OP time to fly the nest
>>77198799You watch your damn mouth, boy. My Pa is a full blooded White man
>>77198802Okay sorry. God bless America. I love Jesus too. Please don't hurt me.
>>77198808Oh, all right
>>77198669thank you for letting me read your blogpost.
>>77198669What kind of bikes? Want to sell them? I like 80s/90s Japanese bikes.
>>77201382You would be dissapointed
It's his barn, you entitled freak.
>>77201446But it ain't his hay, it was my grandfather's hay.
>>77201467When did your grandpappy pass away?
