Can you make it through selection?
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>>77200840>Push-ups: ~70–80+ (2 min)Sit-ups: ~70–80+ (2 min)Pull-ups: 12–20 strict2-mile run: ~13:00 or faster
i would fail it on purpose to avoid being a zogbot
>>77200840I've seen wood planks at Home Depot with more of a curve than this man's face.
>>77200840SEAL one definitely not. 6 months of being cold and chaffed to shit rolling around in the ocean and beach, fuck that. Something more reasonable like the Ranger selection I want to say maybe, but I don't think you can really know since regular people have no frame of reference for what it's like.
>>77200844dont forget the swimand dont forget thats just to be considered
>>77200840It's DEVGRU
>>77200840>SEALsNo; I don't roid, deal drugs, or leave fellow servicemen behind to die.
>>77200840i'd imagine it's mostly combat training>>77201090>and dont forget thats just to be consideredthis
>>77200840Nobody on this site currently could do it
>>77200844I can do all of this>>77201090This would require training I haven’t swam in a long time last time. Last time I jumped in the ocean I thought I was going to die assumed I had it but I didn’t
>>77200844no I can only do half of those and run 2 miles in 15mins
>>77200840Probably when I was younger, I could get through BUDS. After that though, I'm not sure I could get through the rumored torture training.
selection is the word they use for the green beret assessment they just say BUDS for the seals I'm not gay or in the military or gay but I was pretty interested once upon a time in joining the green berets, so I looked into the training for it (and for SEALs, which is a lot of the same shit but swimming instead of rucking) anyway, if you can do this you can do the bare minimum at selection 5mi run in 40min, 1.5mi in 9min, 40lb farmer carry for an hour, and 1xBW bench and 1.5xBW squat, deadlifts just strong with lots of different rep ranges and grips never looked too deep into the actual rucking stuff but it's usually 45lbs for time over trails/uneven terrain (as are the runs)
>>77200840doubt it, you have to bulk up before the devil(?) week. in order to hit the cold waters, most dudes bulk up 45 60 pounds
>>77200840>only the toppest of keks can die for their vasal lords like a dogAnyone who romanticizes war is a faggot
>>77201310The farmer carry sounds the hardest.
>>77201147But think of all the podcasting and transgendering opportunities
>>77201090the swim isn't too bad but doing it after all the other stuff makes it hard
>>77201242Sere school is a joke I know plenty of women who’ve passed it They don’t actually torture you for a multitude of reasons they’re just kind of mean Apparently the worst part was when they played the audio of a crying baby over and over while you’re locked in a cell and it fucks you up psychologically but they don’t break one of your fingers for liability reasons that’s just a rumor
>>77200844I can do all of that if I had some really good coffee, I don't generally drink caffeine so its kind of cheating but cheating makes winning easier.
I would pass the hell out of the Meal Team 6 exam tho
>>77200844are these minimums or competitive?
fuck no im a skinnyfat chud who can larp as muscular in a smedium shirt, I don't wanna die
>>77202323There are different levels of SERE school. Your "women" that you know likely passed basic...which is what the majority get. I got two finger nails ripped off. t. 0372
>>77202323>>77202476Okay, those kind of things I can handle. I was thinking that they do something like sodomize you, or shove things up your pee hole.
>>77202323>I know plenty of women who’ve passed C level SERE schoolinteresting
>>77202480The finger nails was one of the easier things because I didn't want to write everything out. Getting the shit kicked out of you, broken noses, ribs, orbitals (not to me on this one) are common enough. Your balls are going to be titanium from how much some asian woman in her 50s will be kicking them in between sleeping in freezing cold covered in fruit flies after they dump prune juice on you.Some guys had sexual shit done to them (not me), but it wasn't homoerotic. I did it back in 2014, but I'm sure it's the same nowadays.
>>77202491Okay, yeah, maybe not then.
>>77200840>stumpf
