what are some esoteric ways of adding weight to my dumbbells without having to buy new ones?
>>7720494250 lb dumbbells are pretty legit, just progressively overload with more reps
>>77204942Try dropping them onto yourself from above. That will make them feel heavier, and you'll hopefully stop asking dumbass questions. Maybe you'll unlock the esoteric ways of 5th grade math, and realize that buying new dumbbells for every weight increment is really fucking stupid.
>>77204942easy, travel to a planet with higher gravity like mars
Rolling for pushups
>>77204942should have gotten adjustable ones, poorfag
>>77204942Duct tape buckets of water to them
>>77204942go to a gym, don't be afraid of women in public spaces