>Wake up at 5am>Pray to the Christian God>Clean my room, do the dishes, wash my clothes (I don't have a butler yet)>Listen to the Bible while I jog in the woods for 30 minutes>Take a cold shower>Do 100 push-ups, 100 squats and 100 crunches>Do some yoga to cool down>Drink an egg, nuts, banana and protein powder smoothie>Practice my Japanese on Duolingo>Watch true crime documentaries>Practice some magic tricks from youtube>Eat fish with brown rice and green veggies>Read a science or history book and try to memorize what I read>Practice maths on Duolingo>Watch the news>Train my voice so that I can imitate any voice>Do some puzzles to enhance my mental skills>Eat homemade soup and a salad>Hold my breath underwater for as long as possible>Pray to the Christian God>Sleep 8 hoursI'm doing all this to become a crimefighter and get a Wonder Woman girlfriendWish me luck
>>77209381thats cool, but does batman pray to the christian god? have we ever seen batman pray to the christian god??
>>77209558>I will french press 4pl8s Good luck with that
You're just being a weeb, anon.If you're starting from zero, don't go full retard like this.
>>77209381You know Batman is literally Jewish, right?Not only is his mother Jewish, which makes Bruce a Jew, but he literally hangs out with young boys in their underwear as his main pastime.He's Roy Cohn training karate.Are you planning to die of AIDS?
Christian larping is all the rage right now, huh.
>>77209381I, a 36 year old boomer, have lived every way a man can live, and possess the physical and mental attributes to reap fleshly pleasures from the world without great effort.The happiest I have ever been, joy like a river, peace that surpasses understanding, is living the way you describe. Pray for me anon.
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>>77209630that's bruce wayne tho
>>77209381I don't think Batman uses Duolingo
>>77209381Bruce Wayne has a job you bum
