4x worlds strongest (and most racist) man, Brian Shaw
>>77214458>most racist>touching a four eyes
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>>77214543>>77214458WHAT A SICK FUCK
>baldie
>>77214543>Not posting the after
>>77214606Nah, they had a nice cuddle after
>>77214543i truly believe when mike tyson was in his absolute prime when he had Cus and was knocking 6’5 heavyweights out in seconds he was the most lethal man in terms of hand to hand combat in history. Please correct me if im wrong, but there is no other combat athlete with that level of speed, explosiveness and power. Like if you put peak Mike against any other human throughout history in a cage and they had to fight to the death, Mike is absolutely murdering people. Imagine if he was born later and fought in early UFC, aint do Gracie grabbing him and choking him out without having their jaw shattered
>>77214735Those fights were fixed, the moment he faced someone not willing to take a dive he looked like a bitch
Anyone got the pastas?
>>77214464Brian Shaw celebrates 4/20 by going nigger hunting.
>>77214458Why does he look so small next to the children? Like any average person.
>>77214725>this here is my favorite field nigger Tybo
>>77215591His children are also stupidly oversized.
>>77214458cute i hope his roided out heart lasts at least another 20 years so his kids get a dad
>>77214735Aleksandr karelin clears
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>>77214458Why do all bald and bearded men have the same beard style
>>77216171Inbreeding
>>77214782>Be me>Family vacation in Colorado>Sister burnt the coal and is a single mom now>Baby daddy is in jail for beating her>Son looks just like the mutts in all the memes>Want to go to the gym>Sister wants me to take the mutt so she can finally get some alone time>Gym has a daycare so no big deal>Put on my Shaw Strength shirt>Mutt throws a temper tantrum the whole drive there>Arrive at gym>Drop mutt at the gyms day care>Workers look disgusted>Brian mother fucking Shaw walks in>Feels like I just saw Jesus Christ himself>He sees me>He sees my shirt>He walks up to me with a big smile on his face>Shakes my hand>"Well I'll be, look at this FINNNEEEE white lad wearing my own shirt">I'm blushing>I ask for a picture with him>He says yes>We goto take the picture>Both smiling>Mutt nephew runs out of daycare towards us>Brian Shaw looks directly at him, still smiling, but with pain in his eyes>"Anon...THE FUCK is that thing!?">"It's my nephew Mr Shaw sir, my sister wanted me to watch him">His smile is gone>Mutt stops in front of him>"Well shucks I guess you want a picture too huh?">I'm about to shit myself>"Come here you little mongrel">He grabs my nephew by the arm and picks him up so they are face to face>With a single chomp he bites his entire head off>Get the fuck out of there>Call sister and tell her what happened>She called the cops and told them what happened, but when they heard Brian Shaws name they immediately hung up on her>We goto the police station>Tell them what happened>They just laugh and say "KWAB">Family vacation ruined
>>77214782I used to work at the Colorado State Penitentiary. It used to be a pretty safe place compared to other prisons around the US. However with the influx of drug cartels and human traffickers across the boarder it quickly filled up with countless Mexican gangs. The prison quickly descended into chaos with non stop fights and drugs somehow getting into the prison. It looked hopeless till one day Brian Shaw got arrested for carving swastikas on a gyms mirrors and throwing medicine balls at random minorities that tried entering. When we got him into the prison he looked almost happy to be there. Maybe it was the free food or free gym we thought, but that wasn't the reason. As soon as he stepped into the yard he snapped his cuffs with one pull, walked up to the biggest Mexican there by the name of Joseph, grabbed him by the throat, and slammed him through a table. We tried tackling him but he just shrugged us off and walked to the cafeteria laughing hysterically. Word got around quick and the Mexicans got together all their shanks and tried to jump him. Brian just grabbed the 5'3 one by the leg and used him like a club to bash them all. It was a blood bath, we had no way of controlling him. That night he turned into Jeepers Creepers. Brian said the cafeteria didn't have enough protein so he had no choice but to eat his cell mates. He noted since they were Mexican it was spicy and zesty. Next day he had dragged all the black inmates onto the yard and proceeded to do what he called "breaking the bucks". We had a meeting with the warden and put together a plan with SWAT to take him down. When we got to his cell the bars were completely broken and he had escaped. All we found was "be great" written in blood on the wall and a bunch of coupons for Undefined Nutrition scattered on the floor.
>>77214782I saw Brian Shaw at a grocery store in Colorado yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Gatorade Protein Bars in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly before calling her a "oven dodgers bitch" and leaving.
>slow Saturday in Colorado>wife nonchalantly tells me we're invited to someone's house for dinner>think nothing of it>arrive to this fucking gigantic house in some offgrid area>there's an even bigger garage up front>ask her if she got close to a Clinton or something>"Nah, her last name is Shaw">freeze>everything coming together>look into the rear view mirror>my skin isn't light enough>panic>wife asks me wtf am I doing>think about what to tell her, unable to say anything>she gets out of the car and starts walking to the front door>fuck>follow her>come inside the dining room, it's massive. Brian's two kids are waiting there>his wife is talking to mine, something about Brian needing this>sit next to wife afterwards>"what were you two talking about?">"Oh, she told me her husband isn't comfortable around dark skinned people so we put together this plan to-">my face flushes all colour>"what's wrong honey? You look pale">good, maybe he'll like me now>hear the front door open>oh no>those huge stomps. The image of black people and Mexicans getting their skulls caved in>start praying under my breath>he walks in, covered in sweat, not acknowledging anyone>he throws his belt on the floor and sits down. He hasn't even seen us yet; table's massive.>For whatever reason God intended, my eyes are the first thing he sees>he stops like a grizzly bear spotting an injured deer>I gulp and start shaking
>>77218048>he looks at his wife>"Keri">"yes Brian?">"why is there a nigger on my dinner table?">my wife gasps, I keep praying>"Excuse m-" says the wife, before I violently muffle her>Keri looks him in the eye: "Brian, I thought it would be a good idea if-">he back hands her>a tooth flies out, so does Kari>the kids start crying>"HOW MANY TIMES AM I GONNA TELL YOU, WOMAN?">she starts apologizing>my wife stands up, I pull her down>"WHAT?" shouts Brian, "WHAT COON?">I don't reply, and make sure my wife does the same; it's too late to play dead.>"YOU THINK NOW THAT YOUS GOT SOME RIGHTS IT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO EAT ON THE TABLE?">we don't reply, thank God the wife understands now>Brian picks up a plate, throws it to the ground, it shatters>"GOD FUCKING DANG THIS NIGGER PLATE">picks up another one, puts it on the floor, looks at me>starts making whistling noises and tapping his lap>"HERE BOY, COME GET YOU'S SOME MEAT">without saying anything, I get on all fours, and come to him, then start eating>he starts roaring with laughter>"WELL HOTDANG KERI THIS ONE COME TRAINED DON'T HE">she's crying>"TELL YOU WHAT, CRICKET" he says, "YOU GOTS UP TO NINETY SECONDS TO GET OUT OF THIS HERE-">I manage to get the wife to the car in fifteen seconds>hear Brian laughing himself unconscious>cry on the way home>wife is silent
>>77214458I saw Brian Shaw at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like 50 Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>"At World's Strongest Man, set in Gaborone, Botswana, a number of locals were in the area helping with the production and setup aspect of the event. Many of the spectators as well had come from all around Africa to view the titanic strongmen compete in feats of superhuman strength. During a routine setup of one of the loading events, a local worker was applying screws to a framework meant to hold a 275lb anvil. Four times World's Strongest Man winner, American Brian Shaw was standing by, watching closely. A number of times he stopped the worker to give him instruction, and stood by making sure the task was done to his standard.">"Later, Shaw was reportedly overheard saying, 'You just can't trust them with tools,' to another strongman, who seemed to be listening uncomfortably.">www.strengthsportsunited.net/brian-shaw-wsm-racist-comments
>>77214543We have contacted Brian Shaw regarding an ongoing issue between him and Mike Tyson. The former World's Strongest Man allegedly got into an altercation with Tyson, where he supposedly told him, and I quote: "he touches me one more time, I'm going to un-lisp that nigger myself".During our call, Shaw stated: 'hey listen man, I made it clear that he tries something, and the ropes in the ring won't be the only ropes he'll be seeing in his life". He then refused to elaborate in the matter and before closing the call, he said: "Hitler did nothing wrong, but I will".
All of the stories you've heard are trueI snuck backstage one time during WSM back in 2015 and found Shaw pacing back and forth. There was that one black chick they use to interview the athletes and she came up with a cameraman and tried to do an impromptu interview asking him how he gets prepared mentally for the truck pull. Brian literally growled at her. I saw him lean in close and even his whisper was like a hoarse yell and I will never forget this: "How do I get ready? Well I pretend the truck is a wagon full of your kind and by that I mean Negros and I'm pulling them to the noose." Brian then grabbing the camera and crushes it into two. I saw the woman and cameraman run off and I swear to god the woman look terrified but her nipples could've cut glass at that moment.
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>>77218290I still can't believe Shaw managed to obtain the ability to make the melanin in soneones body induce a heart attack.
Brian Shaw? Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in Nam. Back then we called him "slant-eye slashing" Shaw because he never came out of a tunnel without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.Most would call him insane, but that is why the green berets trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realized what a monster they created.You see, most guys that go tunnel clearing take guns. Not Brian. No, he took knives, clubs, hatchets, sometimes nothing but his bare hands. After a few missions I got a chance to talk to him in the mess. He was wearing his blood stained hat, sunglasses, and combat fatigues, smoking a cigarette and drinking johnny walker black. It was contraband, but you NEVER told Brian what he could and couldn't do.I asked him why he never took guns with him. He lowered is head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sun glasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul."I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These slant eye'd scum bags don't deserve the mercy of an American made bullet, but the slow torturous death of the hands of an American man!"In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut. "The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, rice filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real killer work."
I was a college classmate with Brian Shaw back when he played basketball, dude was a damn good athlete but as you guys know he would constantly blow up on his African American teammates. The worst encounter which got him cut from the team was he felt like his team wasn't giving him the ball enough during practice which led him to shout "give me the fucking ball you dumb jungle monkey". His teamate was somewhat used to the abuse but finally had enough and chucked the ball at Brian as fast he could, but Brian caught it and squeezed it in his hands till it popped and said "that's you next nigger".....the colleges athletic director saw the incident but instead of punishing Brian encouraged him to focus on competing in strength sports
I worked as a assistant crew man on his show and can tell you guys right now the racist Brian Shaw memes arnt just memes. We had this korean kid temporarily working with us that Brian would constantly harras. He'd purposely bump into him knocking equipment and electronics down and always say>Oh I'm sorry Chang, it won't happen againOne time that kid was on his cell phone and Brian straight up just smacked it out of his hands onto the ground and it shattered. Brian looked him straight in the eyes and told him>Don't worry I'm sure one of your kids can build you a new oneNeedless to say after constant harassment he had enough and threw a punch at Brian, but Brian being a mountain of muscle just picked the kid up and threw him against a wall. That wasn't even the worst of it, while in Minnesota everyone was eating at a local restaurant when a a couple who was a white woman and black male came in with their 3 kids. Brian dropped one of his steaks on ground and shouted>COAL BURNERAt the poor young woman and the entire restaurant went silent. Eddie immediately put his head in his hand. Robert rolled his eyes and said>here we go againNick actually got up and patted Brian on the back to encourage him to do more. Brian grabbed a handful of food and started chucking it at the family. The black male grabbed his partner and kids and left the restaurant before things escalated further. Brian went on this huge rant about Minnesota being a white state that belongs to whites only and that woman who burn the coal should be hanged like the slaves they slept with
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>>77215844What about Mijaín López?
>>77214458Are his sons autistic like Eddie's kid? I wonder if blasting roids gives you autistic chidlren.
>>77214735He wouldn't last against modern HWs. American boxers had way less international competition back then.
>>77218563That guy has lost a few matches, Karelin went undefeated for over 10 years and even went 6 years without anyone scoring a point on him. Just unreal dominance never seen since.
