>talk with friend in public about how the ultimate expression of masculinity is two men, shirtless, muscular and oiled up beating the shit out of each other>woman interrupts and states "that sounds incredibly gay">assure her she doesn't get it because she's female>she doubles down and says it's extremely homoerotic and that I must be a closeted gay man for having such thoughtsWomen are the reason men are scared to have close friendships with other men. Until I can exercise my knuckles against a woman's face legally, society will never begin to heal no matter how much weight I carry.
>>77215760Based femoid outing OP.
>>77215760Based woman using feminine instinct to out OP as a fag
>>77215760You lost me at >Oiled up.I'm all for the warrior spirit. I'm all for hypervigilance. Iron sharpening iron. Brotherhood as a shared propensity for war. Modern men are neutered by a feminized society and need to exercise the drive for combat to feel fulfilled. Sure But keep your shirt on, or at least put the baby oil away faggot.
>>77215760>"that sounds incredibly gay"she just mad that gay men will not simp for her
>>77215760https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM
Human bodies are merely objects of material reality. If you look at a human body and start feeling homosexual thoughts, it is not the material reality in which homosexuality resides, but the subconscious mind of the observer.
>>77215760Do they oil up each other too in your gay ass fantasy you homo?
when did /fit/ get this full of women
>>77215840simps stroked female egos in /cbt/ for not even a crumb
Yeah it's like society expects men to be focused on sex all the time, even when it's not around or obviously about women!polls.io/en/cnjrb/vote
>>77215846hey wait a minute
>>77215760>Women are the reason men are scared to have close friendships with other menThis is true-ish, but the real problem is social acceptance of homosexualityNow since there's no social punishment for being gay, gays can adopt traditionally-heterosexual masculine behaviour as gay behavioursThis forces straight men to abstain from those behaviours, or risk being considered gay by women, which is obviously bad for themSo it's the women accepting gays, which is the total problem here
>>77215832>material realityAs opposed to immaterial reality? Idiot.
>>77215846hate when this happens
>>77215921Yes material reality is opposed to immaterial reality, which comprises things such as conscioussness and abstract ideas.
>>77215846>>77215980For me, it was pulling each other's dicks while in the shower. Had to avoid over-sudsing my hair because that shit gets into your eyes, and before you know it you're blind and getting your cock tugged.
>>77215900>The current year>I am afraid of what people will think of meNgmi
>>77215991>*points a purchased self-security device called an iPhone at you in wait to ruin your entire life*
>>77215991Theres this mid chick in my gym that is like 5/10 looks but im thinking of getting her as a practice gf but im afraid of what my parents and friends will say when they see me with her. She is 23 im 33. Is this beta mindset? My last relationship was almost a year ago
>>77216001Just remember that if you fail to get her, and she's a 5/10, then that means you are so pathetic and worthless not even a stupid 23 year-old with middling looks is willing to be with you. Can you handle that kind of realization? That no matter how much you lift, not even the most basic of bitches will want to sniff your crotch?
>>77216004I'm 5.5/10 in looks so i accepted that I will not be getting any stacies any time soon. Also i'm in incel territories because i only had 8 gf's at 33 so i know my limits. Although my best lay was a 7/10 greek girl that i had for 5 years, met her when she was 19 and broke up around when she was 24 or something.
>>77215760you just interacted with a fujo in the wild, she probably went home and started writing a gay romance while thinking about you and your friend
>>77215760Agreed. Men needs men’s only spaces to bond
>>77215760But why the oil? If you had just said “muscular men fighting” she wouldn’t have called it gay. Why did you include the oil?
>>77216084Oil was used to consecrate warriors before fighting each other under the gaze of the gods.https://isoh.org/wp-content/uploads/JOH-Archives/johv8n2j.pdf
>>77216009>Had 8 gfs>Wants a practice gf>Is a 5 at bestBitch at this point just marry, you're 33yo.
>>77215760Vaguely reminds me of when I went out to see a movie with a (male) friend of mine and a (female) friend of mine called it sus.
>>77216099You replied to a bait post. "I'm in incel territories" and "my best lay" in the same body of text should have alerted you to the fact that it was bait just to get (You)s.
>>77215997>Waiting for people to do amusing shit>Willing to take evidence of it Caring for others so much that you want to "ruin someone's life" is for cucks especially if you're the one recording their shit. Post Body and get a life chud
>>77216101I'm a sperg that's what I am.
>>77216106>*aggressively sucks your cock thereby turning you gay*
>>77216112Who said I wasn't gay before? Post body bitchBut I bet you won't because you're too afraid of what other people think about you lmao
>>77215760Let me rephrase that first line for you a bit; what you said WAS gay as fuck, but salvageable:talk with friend in public about how the ultimate expression of masculinity is two men beating the shit out of each otherThings that make what you said gay:>two men, shirtlessMasculinity is not dependent on clothing state, so adding "shirtless" is unnecessary information to your claim of masculinity. It hints at a deeper motive to either the activity, or the conversation itself depending on how severely the rest of the sentence is to be read.>shirtless, muscular This followup immediately confirms our suspicions that there is an ulterior motive; masculinity encompases fitness and athleticism, but the adjective "muscular" comes with more sexual tone (it's something men become to get women and something women persue, not something "functional.")>muscular and oiled upThis is sexual. Yes, there are cultural traditions upon which you are drawing. No, almost nobody outside of "Noble Warrior" subcultures (to which you are a minority of men, even within the world in which Noble Warriors are needed) cares about the cultural significance of small niche traditions when the larger and more shared cultural iconography of oiled male pornstars exists.Anyway decent bait.
>>77216124Thank you ChatGPT
>>77216134ai is retarded and it can still tell you got sugar in your tank ya fruit
>>77215760>>77215786>>77215837Oil is for real athletes
>>77216173Such grace
>>77216134if you think any message longer than 3 sentences is ai, you should consider killing yourself immediately.
>Being homophohic is OK if it serves further emasculating men
>>77216175I'm ngl that looks like a ton of fun.
>>77216093Do you believe in said gods or the holy properties of oil? Or are you just being a greek-abo? I like classical architecture and philosophy myself, but doing something just because the greeks did it is silly.
>>77215980You mean being treated like a perma horndog by women?I can sympathize with that, tho honestly I kinda feel like it's true enough, I am pretty horny for women a lot
>>77216100How does that work? How is that supposed to be gay?
>>77215795Kek, this unironically. Women get their power from men who want to fuck them. A gay man wants nothing to do with women and wont provide shit for them. Women take their privilege for granted, gay men are a menace for their free gibs.
>>77217673Women actually love gay men. They have a large range of men they can choose from, why would they care about one guy? They love gay men because you guys are a perceived non threat. In fact, you are a threat to other men because for some ungodly reason you want to put your dick into my ass. Kill all fags.
>>77215846U used this?>https://img.kemono.cr/thumbnail/data/ce/41/ce41b330a1ec021fb34bf7c42eaaf8d369866720bb3441ef26efbb08349c64be.jpg
>>77215760>oiled upOP is gay
>>77215760You're meant to say "I take it back. The ultimate expression of masculinity is beating a woman and raping her against her will".
