>be me>wagecuck in office but buff>fat whore HR manager is almost complimenting me>shows up at my desk today>”anon can you make me a fitness plan? You look like you know about it more than I do”>herewegoagain.jpeg>”sure HR roastie, but it’ll involve lifting weights and doing some compound exercises”>”LOL OMG NOOOO I DONT WANT TO GET ALL MUSCLEY AND BONEY”>like you would even if you gave it your all you fat bitch retard>”Do treadmill”>THATS PERFECT>opens amazon immediately, starts looking at $900 treadmills”why are fatties like this?
>>77222431They will never learn. Good greentext. I will share a story of my own>be 18>at lunch in highschool>a friend of a friend becky us complaining about how she cant lose weight>i tell her "you can lose weight if you change your diet">she says, "no, like i actually cant lose any weight. Ive tried">mfw all the girls around her say that its her just "her genetics">mfw they all look at me like i just said hitler was the second coming of jesus>mfw she is actively eating her way through microwave ramen and a bag of cheetosShe was only at the slightly of chubby highschooler level but i suspect she has ballooned up since then. Stupid people just cant be helped
100% chance she only walks on the treadmillWalks faster toward than the treadmill than on itLardasses never change
Ill share another, i have quite a few.>be me>be living in west virginia one of the fattest states>be in highschool>do multiple extracurriculars (soccer track, wrestling) >also do marching band>new program rolls out that allows marching band to count as a PE credit (doing a season of any sport already counts as a PE credit)>in band i express that i find it to be a bit silly that marching band counts as a sports credit>athletic friends agree>lardfeind roastie rolls over>her "fishnets" making her look like a globe with a wig ontop of two christmas hams>she starts frothing at the mouth yelling that band is physically strenuous and definitely deserves to be a sports credit>tfw she plays one of the lightest woodwind instruments>tfw our practices consist of nothing but walking around a patch of grass at a slow pace and standing in place for an hour or twoBut what do i know about sports and physical activity...
No one in this thread will post body. Let's be honest, most of you are telling these stories from the 3rd person.
>>77222475She would have played your meatflute. You played yourself
>>77222449>>77222475>>77222482Shit lighting and no pump
>>77222486Maybe, but really wouldnt be worth it. I would rather wait till i can find a girl worth fucking than slam a pig
The right play was to tell her to do yoga together
>>77222494This is why i cant take /mire/ seriously or any of the stories posted here. You get one shotted by any M sized shirt
>>77222515Possible for sure. Except i wear M. Also have practiced picking up and slamming guys who weigh 220+ pounds for years. They woulf also have to get past my concealed carry...
>>77222518All of this to say you're dyel
>>77222522Yup, sure. Id much rather be skinny than a whale! Hope this helps!
>>77222431>mom opens up about her diabetes>I mention that it's because of eating sugar>she immediately denies itShe works in healthcare. She KNOWS it's the sugar. But she will blame things like her age instead.
>>77222553I hope she can start eating better and exercising more
>>77222553>inb4 she claims hypothyroidism
>>77222566Hypothyroidism is such a fucking meme. Getting it treated is trivial, the treatment works, and even if it's untreated, the Wright gain should only be like 5-10 kilos after onset of symptoms and can be reversed with diet and exercise even without access to levothyroxine. The worst part is the tiredness, but again, the meds work.t. got hypothyroidism, have never been overweight
Victim weight op trying to convince us anyone is ever asking his prepubescent boy build for fitness adviceYou're out of your gourd
>>77222639nice projection nigger faggot
>>77222498especially in HR, don't shit where you eat.
>>77222639Does someone have to be jacked out of their mind to share a storieabout a fatty?
bump for more greentext breads
>>77222431>Friend announces he's going to "lose some gut, eat healthier and get fit">Proceeds to eat exactly the same as before only with a baked potato added to his meals, and do no exercise of any kind.
>>77222431>>77222449>fat coworker tells me "you're only fit and skinny because you're young, when you hit 30 that's when you'll start gaining weight">he says right before he walks to the microwave or vending machine for the fifth time that day
>>77224579I get this from people all the time, then I tell them I’m 31 and weigh less than I did when I was in my 20s
