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Clavicular is the reincarnation of Zyzz!
We're all gonna make it!
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clav is the most handsome man ive ever seen
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millennials whine because he doesnt berate them and flex on them while calling them mad fanboys, when in reality zyzz and clavicular have the exact same message that is you can cosplay a jock if you take enough potentially mortal substances
if zyzz was still alive they would have turned on him because as a non fatherless adult you can see right through hum
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why are indians obsessed with this mickey mouse looking faggot?
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>dicksucking thiel's meth head blood boy
lol
lmao even
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>>77223523
>Posts some obscure indian 3D bootleg he thinks is mickey mouse
>still has the gall to call anyone else indian
Why do browns like this ?!
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>>77223506
He's zyzz without the aesthetics and optimism
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>>77223529
Flushed Away 2006, pixar i believe, not jeet related
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>>77223506
>We're not gonna make it brah
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He would look a lot better with bigger arms but he is such a methhead faggot he is afraid to eat enough to gain any weight
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>>77223510
Jeff Seid, Kinobody >>>Clav, if we count old men Mike O Tren and Henry Cavil >>> Clav too. Clav >>> brown mutt Zyzz tho
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>>77223694
be for real
uncs got nothing on this handsome young lad
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>>77223506
why does he remind me of dennis
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>>77223506
The guy actually doesn't look healthy. He looks like he's always sweating or worn out. Like just existing is a massive strain. Woman don't like that "literally dying of something" aura.
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>>77223798
Yet they Fuck him and not you, curious
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>>77223824
Of course they do, clavi
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>>77223506
Zyzz was a positive optimistic guy. Clav is a nihilistic bully
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>>77223834
>The guy telling you to looksmaxx and raise your status is a bully but the guy who dances on camera while calling his audience faggots and being passive aggressive towards them is positive
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>>77223506
God he looks terrible
Id literally rather be fat
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>>77223838
looks like one of those twitter copes LOL
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>>77223506
The people who say clav is modern zyzz were not around for zyzz and heard about zyzz in passing or some shit. If you were actually alive and around for zyzz, you know clavicular is nothing like him
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>>77223506
>zyzz
>gamer turned bodybuilder
>motivational
>clav
>trust-fund kid turned into a circus freak
>doomer
clav is entertaining but they're nothing alike. they don't even have a similar physique.
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>>77223866
not that far off to say that he's the new age zyzz
but white
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>>77223506
>Clavicular is the reincarnation of Zyzz!
So u tellin' me he fixin' to ACK in a sauna soon? At least Zyzz worked out his lower core and escaped victim weight.
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>>77223851
clav isn't gonna give you his bussy for defending him online
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>>77223889
ok fat boy
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>>77223824
His dick doesn’t even work
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>>77223890
>>77223526
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>>77223523
Kick pays thousands of Indians in crypto to shill their streamers
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>>77223506
if that's real, he does not look good
too lean, lacks size, makes his head look huge, not good looking enough for this look.
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>>77223642
dreamwork. pixar doesnt do stop motion
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>>77223837
Those things are unrelated to what he said and do not refute him
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The hell's going on with his hips
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>>77224342
His hair looks like shit here
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>>77223506
That honestly looks weird.
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>>77223506
his face is literally perfect
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>>77224360
Face dysmorphia.
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>>77223506
Clavicular isn't a jeet and he gets attractive girls.
He's nothing like zyzz
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He looks kinda weird(a bit fragile) but way better than 90% of all men.
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>>77224371
Dad bod is superior to that.
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>>77224377
dad bod is millennials cope
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>>77224382
Yet every Dad bod has a wife.
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>>77223506
super insecure drug abuser that cant bench 1 plate yup thats someone to look up to.
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>>77223506
>"I'd vote for Gary Newsroom. He's such a 6'3" *gay Valley Girl accent* Chad"'
Ah, young love. Back when I was his age, we were building Kekistan with Sargon of Arkad as our idol on /pol
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>>77224371
>>77224377
>>77224382
>>77224398
Biggest problems with Clav's physique are the legs/core. Your typical dad-bod is going to leg-mog him AND core-mog him, even though it's covered by a layer of blubber. If you get to a more dad-bod-sized but leaner core/legs, you'll mog both Clav's physique and dad bods all day long.
>t. frame-mogger
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>>77224403
don't talk to me unless you're a +35 year old virgin and lifelong NEET
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>>77224417
All guys I know that have a Dad bod are either married or date a girl.
Clavicunts and their broccoli cuts just look like freshmen that haven't filled out yet.
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>>77223506
This is the epitome of >roiding for this.
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>>77224398
yeah but they're married to ugly roasties
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>>77223506
Nah, this is some jeet propaganda. Zyzz was effortlessly beloved, an icon of masculinity. This guy is insecurity manifest. I dont disaggree with his message, but he is a pathetic example to follow
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>>77224471
clavicular and the youngcels are conditioned by the modern zeitgeist
can you really blame them for turning out like this
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Most of you faggots are judging him off bodybuilder criteria. He has videos of him when he was BIG before, but he has said that women like leanness.

Women only care about abs. you can have other developed body parts but if you are too fat to have abs most women won't be impressed.
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>>77224471
>I dont disaggree with his message, but he is a pathetic example to follow
The core message of "looking your best" is pretty good NGL, he just has a lot of shit-tier methods.

>>77224478
>Women only care about abs. you can have other developed body parts but if you are too fat to have abs most women won't be impressed.
If you have the most jacked six-pack with some skinny-ass pelvis arms as an excuse for legs dangling below it, lot of foids still gonna reject u lmao.
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>>77224062
So you're a masochist
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>>77224485
Post body
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>>77224485
This is cope. Skater bros and twinks with abs get LOTS of women wet and wanting to fuck them. This idea that you HAVE to be big is cope. Having visible abs is enough for most women and still puts you above most men.

Also no offense but something tells me you're fat af and coping about size.
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>>77224466
That's either a skill issue talking to women or your just a poorfag.
Gym's not going to fix that.
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>>77224417
He has a good frame. With the amount of drugs he's on if he just gained 25 lbs and got to 1/2/3/4 he'd look damn good

>>77224478
Not remotely my experience. Women like big manly men. Not abz.

>>77224510
>king of non sequiturs

>>77224514
yes skinny dweebs do well, but they would do better with more muscle. that's my lived experience
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>>77223506
Yeah nah, Zyzz was a tiny lil guy who BUILT an impressive physique. This dude is just very cut.
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>>77224551
>yes skinny dweebs do well, but they would do better with more muscle

Why go to the gym and try and get more muscle when they're already getting lots of pussy being a skinny dweeb?
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>>77223824
No one is fucking clav, he's way too insecure
At least Zyzz got laid before he died
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>>77223944
>Stop motion
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>>77224563
Like I said, you do better still. And there are other benefits. I much prefer having muscle to being skinny. I remember girls I got with teasing me about skinnyness.
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>>77224665
giga cope, his body-count was 170 at 19 and he has no reason to lie
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>>77223506
Incorrect. Female here. Zyzz was good looking and confident. Clavicular is insecure and mid at best.
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>>77223506
>We're all gonna make it!
That's zyzzs message. WAGMI
Clavs message is "you're not gonna make it unless you bonesmash" NGMIUYB
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>>77224342
He artificially screwed up his hormonal profile during the critical teenage years by abusing various hormones, which caused abnormal growth of the body and face.
Ironically he bogged himself, if he let himself develop naturally during puberty he would have likely ended up better looking.
This is clav before he started autistically bogging himself. Messing with nature.
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>>77224741
Lol but they still fucked you, they're just playfully teasing you sperg lol. Trust if you were a powershitter those same girls would have ghosted you
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>>77223529
>>77223642
damn zoomers really don't recognize the wallace and gromit niggas character design huh
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>you can cosplay a chad
no, and thats exactly why hes needing to take drugs before a stream and pretend hes something hes not. he scammed all of you fanboy faggots into thinking the shortcuts worked when everyone has told you what will happen. now hes fucked up and will have long term consequences from his idiocy and fraudulence. ask him hows the israeli money doing, seeing as how he was partying to "heil hitler" from kanye then later kissing mossad ass to be the frontman for a club hosting hookers and blow.
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>>77223642
>flushed away
>a movie about toilets
Yep, not indian.
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>>77224342
Zestyfelters
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>>77223506
That’s freakish.
He seriously doesn’t look good
He’s a ridiculous caricature of every stereotype ever embraced by Hollywood to the point he isn’t anything at all.
Gross.
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>>77223529
>obscure indian 3D bootleg
I can't believe Gen Alpha is already on 4chan
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>>77224424
>This is the epitome of >roiding for this.
Why do retards on here think he's on some competition level cycle. He's talked numerous times about how he takes takes to get the levels of testosterone a man should have in today's world. It's not like he's tried frauding natty status so why even make this criticism. It's like roasting a guy on trt for not looking massive. The point of trt level dosages is to get you to the optimum level a man should have. You're effectively just seeing the progress you should be getting in relation to effort as a normal man not being bombarded by microplastics and other kike chemicals 24/7. Why would one expect him to look like zyzz when he's not on a zyzz equivalent cycle by any stretch? Fucking retards
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>>77224935
He weighs less than the average man and has legs smaller than the average woman.

I frame-mog peak zyzz bcuz I do moar better chemicals, shrimple AAS.
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>>77224551
>he was a skatercel
>she said see ya later chud
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>>77224863
I like how he separates women from people
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>>77224935
Because everyone assumes you can look like how he looks as a natty so therefore if you use drugs you need to look like an IFBB pro.

I think another reason is that people are trying to discourage others from doing steroids so they have this bullshit mentality that if you're going to do steroids, you should "go all the way"
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>>77224754
>he has no reason to lie
Of course he has every reason to lie, he's selling his image as a successful guy to those who want to be like him
But yes in every picture I see he's with a different hot, horrible chick so I'm sure he's fucked a lot. A lot of it might be smoke and mirrors, actors, etc too.
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>>77224874
I am a powershitter and I'm telling you it's better
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>>77223506
Clav is getting fucked by an Israeli mafia enforcer. He's a jew funded psyop even if he's right about the dumb whores he exposes.
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>>77225066
>DR. MIKE, NOOO!
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>>77224342
>child bearing hips
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
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>>77225068
>drug addict
>promiscuous
>spends a lot of money

clav would make a terrible mother
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>>77224882
Damn young people dont recognize my 3D porn amateur animation from a decade ago huh fucking kids these days dont know Shalgodob's ballad into Waballab
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>>77224342
Jason Blaha's heir.
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>>77224935
He's literally admitted to using tren, you fucking retard.
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>>77224382

I doubt that unless your have a great frame like some of the big rugby players.
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>>77223506
One died an aesthetic legend forever mired and inspiration. The other one is trying to looksmaxx his way out of bad genetics, becoming a laughing stock try hard, a pawn in the culture war and always looks miserable.
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>>77225526
both are autists
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>>77223506
holy hair
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>>77224964
>everyone assumes you can look like how he looks as a natty
You can. There's nothing special about his physique.
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>>77225606
he has fucking veins on his front delts
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>>77223506
Claviculars friend Drago was just jumped by Spics outside of Clavs club in Miami. TSD when.
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>>77225182
kek
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>>77223824
Paying prostitutes to hit isn't a flex.

>>77225628
And that looks good? You can have muscles as big as him without the beef jerky muscles or heart attack veins.
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>>77223506
He is a doomer faggot telling everyone they wont make it, the complete opposite of zyzz.
He doesn't even lift, he couldn't bench press 1pl8 on roids LMAO
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>>77223506
I want to suck his meat clean what an AuDHD goddess
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>>77225628
So? You can have those natty if you're lean enough.
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>>77223506
He should be using hgh and just test more off-season.
>roidtranny
Roids and no hgh is gonna lower your lifetime limit severely. Preferably also minimal orals to keep the baseline higher, trust me I know what I'm talking about I grew 2-3 t-shirt sizes and am not even at max roid status I'm just taking it easy right now.



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