Guys, I might have a drug test tomorrow but did coke on friday evening drinking at the pub. So it will be about 60 hours days since use. How can I fake it? I think there is a camera so no dildo or fake piss. Can I dilute my urine and use creatine to bring it back so it isnt marked as diluted? Or does anyone know how to clean cocaine from my system faster?what about exercise daily like 60minutes of running + sauna + 1 liter of water per hour + electrolytes + riboflavin + creatine?
Dont worry stimulants show only for short while. Yeah 4h before test start drinking 3l of water with maybe 5-10g creatine. No need to run or sauna. Works everytime
>>77225192just bring fake piss anyway. get a pic related and just hide the line under your dick. dont just assume you will fail before you even try
>>77225192you sound retardedyou think they are going to have a 4k camera pointed at your crotch the entire time?buy quick fix and >>77225523 most important thing is that the quick fix is heated to body temp, just follow instructionsalso stop doing rec drugs if you are already this stupid
>>77225192dude drugs LMAO
>>77225192There's only one way to do that; Bleach.Here drink this Anon.
I passed a drug test after doing bong rips for 5 years straight up until twenty minutes before the test. I tried using my friend's pee but it got too cold and the tester said "Go ahead and try again using *your urine this time." After you get there, you can't leave until you pee so I sat in the lobby slamming water for an hour and a half and apparently that was enough to pass the test. Coke should go away pretty quickly, so I'd say you're likely gonna be fine.
>>77225781how the fuck? doesnt thc stay in ur body for like a month? DId they fuck up your test?All the net says cocaine stays visible in the test for up to 4 days so idk
>>77226028if you just did a couple lines in the pub on friday, you'll be fine in 60 hours. break a sweat, take a couple hot showers, drink a lot of water, and yes take some creatine so you don't fail on creatinine. some cranberry juice 1-3 hr before the test will give your urine color as well. those detox drinks they sell at smoke shops can work too.
>>77226028Dunno. I was fat as shit at the time too.
>>77225192Let dog or homeless man piss in your mouth before test then spit in in cup
>>77226028You have to wonder if it just depends on the individual. Mate of mine used to drink-drive (shitfaced) constantly, and was stopped and breathalysed on numerous occasions. Every single time he blew just under the limit despite being hammered. Not once was he ever convicted of it.
>>77225781back in the day, we'd have a small glass bottle you'd have a clean friend pee in, then keep the bottle in your underpants wedged against you to keep it body temp. Then when peeing, just pour it in. They didn't watch your actual dick pee into the cup.
Is there a way to find out if a job drug tests prior to applying and shit? I don't want to waste my time with these faggots I am not gonna pass a drug test. I use weed to help me sleep
You know what's more fun than drugs? Going through your life without having to handle another man's urine to hide the fact that you're doing drugs.
>>77225192Just do an oil change, druggie trash
>>77227890No its really not. If you don't use drugs you are terribly domesticated. Neutered house pet. The modern world is completely intolerable for a true man and he uses drugs as much as he can without succumbing to addiction
>>77227864Just ask the employer if you need to schedule your own drug test or if they do it for you because you have a primary care doctor that can take youre insurance (drug tests are pretty expensive so its a good excuse to worry-troll about money). If they say you'll take the test the day of accepting their offer, you'll have your answer.>t. lifelong pothead and aesthetic lifter
Degenerate as fuck.
>>77227941touch grass austist
>>77227941/pol/chuds seething that people would rather do drugs than molest children or whatever the fuck you degenerates do to get your rocks off.
>>77227949Make better life choices, shithead. It’s embarrassing.
>>77227958Im gonna smoke an entire cabbage of marijuana in your honor Rabbi. I know how refusing the alcohol jew gets you a stern judgemental comment or two.
