>be me>scrawny fuck, no fat, minimal muscle from physical labor>get into /fit/>10 months into autistic bulk and lift>a lot stronger, fat as fuck also>go on vacation, take a dip in the sea>mfw suddenly for the first time in my life I can swim and I don't just sink like a rock>get a 1 month ticket and try out swimming for cardio and fitnesshey why didn't anyone tell me before? I thought I was ass at swimming
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>>77228782Good luck retard!
>>77228782>Doesn't know that swimming>running
>>77228773>I thought I was ass at swimmingyou are, do pro swimmers look fat to you? All you did is find out why landwhales like swimming so much
>>77229333Checked. I was playing around with my fatass girlfriend in a pool, trying to push her underwater, and she bobbed like a god damn pontoon refusing to go under. She doesn't even swim, she just gets in the water and bobs away with the current.