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>>77232937
Brother, I was just doing a warmup after recovering from an illness.

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>>77232937
>don't mind me, just warming up with baby weights

>The squatter who forgot to put the safeties on the squat rack and it started firing off live rounds

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>the planet fitness locker room rapist

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>the manager ate another one of his children hiding in the free weights
>again

>>77232937
>Be me, loli enthusiast
>Roided up 40 yo boomer works out next to me and aggressively makes eye contact while wearing a shirt that says “dead pedophiles don’t re-offend”
Does he know?

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>the gym proctologist and the gym rapist are twin brothers

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>>77233160
Yes, I do.

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>been going to the same gym for 10 years
>rush week
>gym bunny from affiliated sister gym asks if I want to join
>mfw

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>pledge week
>forgot to bring in my ceremonial gym towel
>finish workout and head for the locker room
>two pledges bum rush me while I'm in the shower
>they start singing the gym's fight song while whipping me in the ass with their pledge towels
>older chapter brother recognizes me and gets them to stop
>mfw the entire time

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>The massively muscular 8 year old forcing me to listen to tralalero tralala again

>gym
>children
???

>>77234632
not OP but I'm guessing he goes to a family recreation center with swimming pools, kids activities and ice rinks. They have a weightlifting and cardio section which kids under 16 can access if they are accompanied by an adult.

>>77233172
This is pretty funny

>>77232937
>sitting in steam room alone
>wear my flip flops and have a towel wrapped round my waist
>boomer comes in butt naked, shoeless
>has all the space in the world
>sits next to me, thighs touching
What did he mean by this?

>>77234724
Gay sex boosts testosterone. Look it up.

>>77234822
No I don't think I will

one time a tranny asked if he could use my towel in the locker room while I was drying myself off.
I thought it was weird, but I just let him because it wasn't my towel, it was a borrowed one from the gym.
It was next to an anime con so there were a lot of trannies in the area that weekend

>new to gym
>accidentally walk into the rapist locker room

>The real rapists were the friends we made along the way