>>77234158
I like their blueberry one.

in b4 the pasteurization schizo

>>77234158
had it since childhood. elixir of gods, best product dairy has to offer, bar none.

>>77234158
>1% milkfat
Nasty. At least get the full fat kind.
Also homemade is inarguably better for you, and tastes better to boot.

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redpill me

>>77234263
Gorrilions of brobiotic little bacteria bros helping your unc gut, also it tastes good. Sometimes I make pancakes with it.

Kefir leaves me with fiery farts and bowel movements that exists between diarrhea, constipation and steatorrhea on a Venn Diagram. I have to go to the bathroom to wipe so frequently my butthole is shriveled and bleeding. Which raises the question: Why am I not dead? My butthole is unwipable and perpetually smeared in poop, and there's direct access to my bloodstream from anal tears.

Sheesh. I should stick to the ultraprocessed garbage I was raised on. My gut is used to that and responds with beautiful Bristol Type 3 turds that require virtually no wiping and leave me feeling like I actually shat - as opposed to the kefir type shits where it's like gut motility is drawing a blank halfway through a bowel movement leaving my butthole to clamp off the middle part of the mushy mass struggling to evacuate my bowels.

>>77234261
And it's self perpetuating, literally only pay for milk

>>77234161
Goated recovery drink

>>77234158
Unironically fixed my acid reflux by 80%
I drink a swig in the morning and at night.

>>77234340
Drink it for a week you’ll get used to it

>>77234337
>Sometimes I make pancakes with it.
besides that, what are best ways to consume it

>>77234158
Why does nobody sell the full fat version?

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>>77234397

>>77234158
>be me
>37 yr old dad
>dad mode doing dad shit
>buy this
>it is in the fridge
>think I will mix it with my JOCKO protein and enjoy it
>4 year old gets to it before I do
>wife nagging me that I have expired milk sitting out and the kid got it can you look into it and figure out what he got
>he drank my special shit before I got a chance to and now all I think is that it will taste like expired milk so now I don't want to try it

FML

>>77234158
Lebanese scam, just buy buttermilk from your countryside's farmers. If it's raw or at least decent pasteurized quality you can leave it for +5 days until it sours (if it has that "gone bad" UHT milk taste or smell just throw it away, there's a delicate line between both) and if you can tolerate it at that point you'll genuinely feel the least bloat in your life it's like your stomach isnt even there.

>>77234397
>>77234415
>no one wants low fat milk products period
>they keep selling them
it's because it's industrial waste anons, YOU aren't the demand.
Same reason they sell you whey protein at absurdly expensive rates despite the fact it is a leftover byproduct also.

>companies farming milk
>milk is used for X product and X product alone
>okay, but what about the leftover amount of Y product during the production process of our X mixture
>sell it to the retards as water milk or goy powder

the amount of skim milk thrown out daily is in the millions of gallons, it cost them so little amount of money to produce it they more than make profit off the whole milk which is almost always sold out at my local stores.

>>77234649
Ok

>>77234261
How do you make it? Is it one of those things where you can just buy kefir and leave a little at the bottom, fill it with milk and it turns into more kefir? Do you think lactose free milk will work for kefir? Im not brown. And im not lactose intolerant but for personal reasons i buy lactose free milk which i know is not actually lactose free it just has lactase in it

>>77234647
Raw milk is 20 USD per gallon where I live

>>77234667
You can buy kefir grains and some people spit into the milk before fermenting but you can leave the milk sitting for a few days and get kefir.

>>77234694
Raw buttermilk, not raw milk. Should be cheaper in theory

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>>77234699
As long as Penelope is the one spitting in it, I won't mind.

>>77234263
Unitedstatian drinks normal human beverage instead of HFCS red 40 goypotion for the first time in his life and feels like a human for few seconds, thinks he discovered the elixir of life. Many such cases.

>>77235695
Can you rephrase that without using nonsensical buzzwords and in a sentence construction format that actually makes coherent sense to somebody without brain damage?

>>77234396
Just drink it

>>77235845
OK so no then

>>77234337
>Sometimes I make pancakes with it.
Nigga, you kill the bacteria? That’s the entire point of the beverage.

>>77234397
the food supply is one of the main avenues they use to make you more sick with a degree of plausible deniability.

>>77236219
But it's also acidic and good for the same shit buttermilk or yogurt is in cooking, plus there are still the byproducts of the bacteria's digestion which are good for you.

>>77235695
>>77235695
I understood both of these posts, thank you.

I started drinking it because my farts were nuclear and my wife was tired of it. I never thought it'd make a difference, but when I'm taking it steadily as a part of my diet my farts do seem to lose intensity, so I'm inclined to think that whoever recommended it wasn't actually full of shit.

my stomach started hurting like a bitch this morning
I haven't been eating anything crazy or out of the ordinary but I did have beans and fajitas last night
will this fix me? I'm seriously ready to try anything

>>77235980
fr fr no cap

>>77234158
Of course not. Maybe if you're some kind of filthy pathic who purges his bowels every week in order to get fisted by his boyfriend then you could benefit. If you're a normal person it will do fuck all.

>>77234261
i used to have some but i ruined it and then i got another and ruined it again and i kind of forgot aboutu it

>>77234158
it is great
if you dislike it, i can also recommend l.reuteri products, namely probiotics. It's a probiotic strain that actually colonizes your gut

>>77234667
you need the lactose and you need the grains
You may get 1-2 yields from refilling but you'll eventually just have milk that remains milk after a while instead of fermenting to kafir

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>>77234397
I found the whole milk version but it only came in organic so it was marginally more expensive; also they only had one flavor despite saying they had mixed berry as well (the flavor I wanted); compared to the low-fat version which had like 5 flavors
it's very good though; after surviving my parents household of 80° A/C summers, bland saltless food, and low-fat dairy products: I flat out refuse to eat/drink anything except whole milk dairy

>>77236909
>>77237059
holy shit it worked /fit/
took maybe 20 minutes after drinking half the bottle and I still have a bit more to chug but my stomach calmed down and now I'm just fartin' little poots