If you're not on this level of grind, you might as well quit the /fit/ lifestyle and kill yourself.
>>77236371This dude is a goober.
>>77236371>TOP ONE PERCENT OF VAGINASthis can't be real
>>77236371What compels a man to post that kind of shit for the world to see? Is that the power of pussy on the autistic mind?
>>77236371>let me swab your cooch sweatypie and send it to the labis this a good pickup line?
>>77236371sounds like the nattiest of natty lickaroo's
Yo my gf just went to the gynecologist. Is this something she can get done there? Should I have asked her to do it? I almost never eat her out, don't like it, pussy smells weird even when clean, might be the bacteria she hosts. Damn.
is this shit actually real or are people just writing shitposts and shopping his accounts?I thought he was a longevity guru or something not just a shitposter
>>77236828https://x.com/bryan_johnson/status/2049687845082910812I think this is part autism, part him trolling his ex-wife
>>77236371>imagine killing him
imagine a girl writing about your thunder top dog ultra alpha dong like thisgirls go absolutely mad for himchad>chuds mad jellyI ain't surprised
Men that perform oral sex are loser faggots.I have never done that but I force every girl I'm with to suck my dick, they have never complained
>>77236864>trolling his ex-wifeWe thought it was boomer humorBut then it turned out we where just as petty
>>77236984body count?
>>77236900he stopped being so radical about "living forever" and I fucking sure this is because this autismus calculated the risk of some religious fanatic getting mad about it and decided it's not worth it.
>muh autism autism autismPeople do love to throw this word aroundHe's just a narcisstic with too much trustfund money to burnHe wont even live to see 70 from the sheer stress of trying to live or stay young forever
>>77236371who's this 14 year old claiming to totally get laid, and why does he sound so weird about it?
>>77236371Breh I'm up 2 taking more molecules than Clav has fucked foids, I'm way past Bryan Johnson's level, even on shit that (for me unnecessarily) reverses hearing loss, which could probably get him off the ear AIDS.
>>77236864Why are boomers so obsessed with going down on cum holes?
>>77237204Yet you wont post body, curious
>>7723707426 if im not mistaken
>>77237209>Yet you wont post body, curiousFr fr you'd get mogged so hard you an hero'd, but still call me skinnyfat in your last post.
>>77236907Dude shut the fuck up>>77237204You tooGod this board sucks
>>77236371He’s also on grindr. Straight men don’t need to brag about slaying pussy
>>77237239>Incoherent babble>No picture of physique>Admits to being skinnyfatWell at least we got that
>>77237418>tiny pp unc seething this hardhow embarrasing
