Ever since I have a (cute) girlfriend and therefore regular sex with her, my lifts went through the roof. I swear I am not making this shit up. I know it sounds like a "is sex good for you" shitpost, but it's somewhat true?Even after I had a sports injury incident and had to take a break for a solid 10 months (fucked my wrist and elbow tendons) and turned skinnyfat too, when I picked up the weights again, I was at 80% capacity immediately. It makes no sense. The only explanation I could have is that it boosts test somehow?
>>77241746Yeah, that's a real phenomenon. Not many people know this, but your lifts will go up even more after watching your girlfriend have sex (with me). You interested, buddy?
Nothing to do with testosterone, which in turn has nothing to do with your lifts. It's just that you're more fulfilled, have a positive feedback loop and feel secure in your biological purpose
>>77241764So it's all just mental? That's even crazier, if you think about it.
>>77241764Do you think OP would be even more fulfilled by watching his girlfriend have sex (with me)?
>>77241746Good for you brother. It's a good thing to feel good about yourself. You deserve it and don't let your girlfriend have sex with >>77241767 stinky Indian man
>>77241746My lifts also go up when I have sex with your girlfriend.
>>77241746Actually relationships lower test.You're probably extremely overtrained and frequent breaks aid your recovery, or so weak that it doesn't matter yet.
>>77241813>>77241793I am GOING TO have sex with OP's girlfriend (while OP watches from an especially comfortable chair which has been designated for this purpose)
>>77241793Women LOVE musky bharati gentle sirs. They cant resist them.
>>77241746Bakis bro level science strikes again. How tf did the author know all this shit?
>>77241828Nice
>>77241746bumping for sex with OP's girlfriend
>>77241746You are both comfortable and gaining weight now. Give it a few months and you will both be fat. She will lose attraction to you, then get on tinder because of her low self esteem, and think "I can do better". Many such cases.
>>77241746>(cute) girlfriend
>>77241746yeah I'm sure the 0.5% increase in test levels made your lifts skyrocket, jeez
>>77243783She left you cuz you suck
>>77241750Cucking is low T unless you're the cuckerConquering another mans woman is natural law
>>77241793based positive anon
>>77241746>sex increase test No way you retard. Try to have more savage sex. Like try to rape her. Thanks me later.
>>77243812I know, I was just trying to trick OP into letting his girlfriend have sex (with me)I'm going to have sex with her regardless, but I think it will be better for everyone if he makes himself comfortable with it. PLAP PLAP PLAP on OP's gf
