bois, every time I pee, I leak a few drops over the next five minutes, specially if I sit down.I sit down a lot and only exercise maybe once a week, but it's been happening whether I'm currently working out or notI know this affects everyone so help me out here, are there specific exercises that can help my tubes fully evacuate or at least control my flow?this feels like such a middle aged woman to be asking but I am only a 31 yo man who is starting to smell his own pee through his shortspls repond
>>77242076>only exercise maybe once a weekhealth board this place is not
>>77242076Piss stains are based.
>>77242076Wring out your schlong kegel exercises drink more water
>>77242076Why are you sniffing your own underwear?
>>77242076jew or normal?
>>77242076Try relaxing right before peeing, if your muscles tense up it makes you dribble more.Also practice "dabbing", that's when you lightly pinch the base of your cock and squeeze all the way to the head, like its an udder, to remove the leftover pee on your urethra. That's actually a thing I am not making it up, also clean after with toilet paper.
>>77242102sometimes I can smell it just emanating from my crotch as I sit at a desk>>77242106found out recently I'm partially jew'd, but just the tip. always thought I was uncirc'd til an ex pointed out a scar I couldn't see>>77242111I pinch from the bottom and press on my gooch. I am still leaking pisswasser
Hey, i have a similar problem but like opposite. Everytime i shit i get shit on my balls. im not shitting on my balls but when i wipe i inevitably get shit on my balls. How do i stop wiping my shit onto my balls and lets say the shit is on my balls. how can i get the shit off, of my balls? Should I dip my shit covered balls into the toilet to rinse them? Ill be honest I tried this at work and it was rather unpleasant. I mean, it's better than walking around with shitty balls, the blue balls i mean. but my fingers are blue too now, so i feel like everybody knows that im rinsing my balls in the porta-potty. Im kind of afraid that maybe im not supposed to rinse my balls in the porta-potty...but how would they know my balls are blue just because my fingers are blue...they call me blue man. I don't get it.
>>77242139LMAO XD
>>77242129are you absolutely sure you are leaking next few minutes? and not like only first few steps after u done peeing?
Squeeze your cock out with a rolling pin
>>77242076you need to exercise more but also change the way you sit down. The "correct" way to sit is actually not good. And you need to change the position a lot.
>>77242076just squeeze the last drops out your weewee after you piss and pat the tip with toilet paper before pullin ur pants back up
>>77242597you have to sit down to pee
>>77242139Kek, I love this place..
I find that standing for a bit longer after the big pee is done is my best bet for getting it out all out.
>>77242076I squeeze it like a toothpaste tube then dab it with some toilet paper.
>>77242139Are you seriously touching your anus? Never wipe, fag
>>77242076>leak a few drops>starting to smell his own pee through his shortsIf you can detect piss stench from just "a few drops", you are massively dehydrated and you have super-concentrated urea-laden piss.
I've had this problem since I was 19. It started after I snapped my shit up. I don't have much back pain anymore after years of rehab but I still stuff a tissue under my foreskin after pissing. Once a black lady gave me a pretty stellar blowjob and the issue ceased but then returned after I jerked off. Currently there are no black ladies in my life. Alas.
>>77242139There but for the grace of God go I
>>77242139You need like an apron for your ballsack.
>>77242076I squeeze it out like tube yogurt. Gets all the drips out.
>>77242076your pee tube goes back further than you think. If you keep dribbling in your shorts, reach down between your balls and press your pee tube there. That ought to get the excess out of your line.
>>77242098>googlegpt how do i leak less piss that makes my undie wundies smelly?you know you're an actual literal retard right?
>>77243019>wipes back to front>There but for the grace of God go I
oh shid the thread is still aliveI drink plenty of water but you know how it is the stain dries I won't wash my shorts for a three days and boom ureaaccording to the NHS I should stop lifting and do pilates insteadalso if I sit down to pee like someone said my haemorrhoids pop outI'm starting to think I sit too much10 years ago I was getting compliments on my back in /cbt/ and getting laidthis is my life at 31god bless see you tomorrow
>>77243357>haemorrhoidsthis guy shits on his balls
>>77243357Are you fat as fatass?
press your gooch like a buttonim seriousit unkinks your pipes and releases more peetry it and report back, it works wonders
>>77242076Wrangle your dick and use a bidet to cleanse.
>>77243067This is the technique. Once you’re done peeing, press up under your balls where your piss pipe sort of goes slack before running up into your torso. You’d be surprised how much pee can just chill out there.
>>77244879>>77244921>>77243067bois I do this already. happens after a big piss like in the morning>>772433705'9 180 but I've got a big butt and kinda skinny-fit these daysgood chat lads we can let the die thread now god blessdoes sage still work
