>>77231897beach body edition
I don't like fat women, but I don't like thin women just as much.For me, women need to have some fat stored in order to aid pregnancy, there is nothing as beautiful as a robust woman, much better than a twig fibered 0% fat whore
>>77242258>body squigglesruined
>>77242258were fph threads always often ran by and filled with fat fetishists? I only came to fit like 2 years ago
>>77242329Yes.
But my girlfriend is fat.
>>77242416you should take her to the gym with you
>>77242258impressed with how fast general moved in the previous thread. will this one move faster than goblinx metabolism?
>>77242329no. this tranny showed up around covid.
>>77242448Blessed thread
>>77242455>meal prep>is just moving frozen food from 1 bag>into many separate bags>that are then given a sticker>that are then placed in another bin>to be placed back in the freezerpeople don't deserve freedom.
>>77242448Blessed
*blocks your path*>Hey handsome, you wanna take me out on a date sometime?How do you get out of this?
None of your webms will play in my browser.
>>77242469
>>77242541>iToddlerlol!
>>77242448Based
>>77242531>How do you get out of this?Why would I want to get out of it? I would take her out on a date to a nice Italian restaurant to feed her carbs that will maintain that thick physique of hers. I would then take her home with me and happily plap thathttps://x.com/glam_queenn/status/2050465336655237532
>>77242563Sir, this is the fat people HATE thread. I'm sure there's a fat fetishist thread elsewhere
>>77242547who the fuck eats sour cream AND sugar with strawberries?I swear for people who can't stop eating they fucking hate food and the taste of it. they smear everything in sauces and toppings, like the only consideration is "how can I make it easier to shovel as much into my mouth as fast as possible?"did you know the calories of a roll of Ritz crackers is 500?
>when you realize theres only young fat positive retards because they literally dont live longlmaothat, or they quit the bs once the youth starts fading away and the fat consequences come in hard
>>77242563delete 4 and 6.something looks off about 1, but she's allowed to stay.
>>77242531when they talk about fat girls and mopeds being fun to ride but you don't want your friends knowing this is the fat girl they're talking about. i would take her to the diner in the next town then bring her back to my place and just go ham on her. i would destroy that fat ass in private. cute face too.
>>77242566By all means, feel free to hate away. Don't let a couple of architects stop you from evaluating the health implications of the social acceptance of overweight women as attractive.
>>77242617I'm 6'2" and their average weight is more than my weight.grim.
>>77242567What are your thoughts on ice-cream and French fries?
>beach body editionOkay.
>>77242374>Participating in this activity could result in you or others getting hurt
>>77242642we used to buy fries and chocolate smoothies at Wendys when I was a kid, and we would scoop the smoothie out of the cup with fries.but this is not just ice cream.
>>77242683
>be me>ottermode 6 foot tall not ugly man>dating app matches are all obese womenI don’t understand, how do you get quality pussy?
>>77242693talk to women irl.
>>77242451It feels like all the batshit insane spammers did. I wonder if theyre bots or if COVID just caused enough mass psychosis for that to happen.
>>77242719it probably was the first time that mentally ill people had an actual reason to stay inside and deep dive into the internet and strengthen their psychosis by bonding with like-minded idiots and those that groomed them.
>>77242329Its gotten way worse since i started posting.
>>77242688>waving her arms around while the current pushes herI never though I would see someone LARP at swimming.
>>77242462Delete this video of me right fucking now
>>772425635
This is a beached body, not a beach body.
>>77242258
>>77242563Ten.
>>77242531Plap
>>77242258She has a pretty face, merely losing 20lb of lard and gaining 15lb of muscle would do wonders for her. But women have the tendency to think they are perfect the way they are.
>>77242531Wife that shit up, you faggot.
>>77242409What in tarnation
>>77242719last year more than half of internet traffic was robotic. it will only get worse.
>>77242758bpp
>>77242801
>>77242830
>>77242731
>>77242651>complain about beauty standards>get several pounds of fat sucked out of your waist every 6 months and post naked photos of yourself online for the world to see
>>77242462Post tits or GTFO
>>77242830this is ai. this HAS to be ai. look at how she moves
>>77242869>getting this triggered over seeing an overweight maledid I strike a nerve?
>>77242891I'm not seeing any of the tell-tale signs of an AI video. It looks unnatural, but morbidly obese 6 year olds are a pretty new thing.
>>77242900man didn't waste a single microsecond to get his test boost
>>77242900H-HE WAS LOOKING FOR HIS BAG!
>>77242654Fries seem like a good idea for a fun meal for children
>>77242891I went and looked at the file: I saved that video 4 years ago. Well before the fake ai video trends
>>77243012>honey what's wrong you didn't touch your goy-sagna
>>77242491thank you for your service
>>77242553:(!
>>77242641hmu if you're in TAMPA and down to frot. i luv twinks so much...
>>77242409God bless em. They found each other. Now they begin their long journey to the grave. 6 years of bliss together.
>>77243250the couple that eats together stays together
>>77242843she really loves showing off her under udders
>>77243325i love them
>>77242454>>77242459This fatass comes up on my Facebook feed constantly because I watched one video of hers. I’m pretty sure it’s fetish content. Comments are full of fat women complimenting her and the occasional shitlord calling her out
>>77242642Neither of those women are fat. Or are we hating on food now? Kek.
>>77243017Its parents should be drawn and quartered.
>>77242945hahaha lmao
>>77242374>pizza with butterI hate myself for thinking this actually kind of sounds good
>>77242641It sounds like you're underweight.you better get to work on bulking.you don't want osteoporosis from a lifetime of never lifting, do you?
>>77243017>>77242830>severely overweight childYou see, this is why I'm not judgmental about people who use GLP-1 type drugs. If ozempic can prevent young people from having their bodies destroyed by a lifetime of carrying all of that weight, then I'm all for it. Bariatric surgery is more successful long-term that GLP-1 drugs, but at least they'll do something to help before the weight catches up to an individual and they end up with joint problems, diabetic nerve pain, heart disease, etc. It's not ideal, but it is a tool that can help if you're not one of those people who ends up with really bad side-effects.
>>77243012I know it's rage bait but it still irks me
>>77243532>blue hair>fat>"TW">"white folks"Irrelevant
>>77243128that's gay.>>77243514I'm doing great thanks for the concern though.
>>77242563You want to marry a 4 so you end up with a 6
>>77243017>Morbidly obese infantHow the fuck does this even happen???My sister gives her kids raw milk, but at least they're happy, fit, and running all over the place. This is fucking insanity.
>>77243532>White people have been marketing fatness as a black trait
>>77243707I would rather violently kill myself before posting shit like this on the Internet.I would rather be addicted to meth and alcohol and still salvageable than being OK with posting my flab on TikTok.JFC I may be a pussy but at least I'm not a onions boy.
>>77243716I work in health and sometimes it happens because the babies literally eat too much milk. normally they'll feed for 20 minutes every 3 hours and that's it, but some babies are happy to feed every hour or for way longer periods and get overweight. also fucking up formula portions can lead to that.if a mother is taking her child to regular checkups at some point the doctor will look at the growth chart and say uh ok this baby is in the 99th percentile of weight for his age how often/for how long/how much formula are you feeding him and make adjustments. there are ways to prevent a child's weight from going overboard, which is something very harmful as it will delay their movement, and then they'll be catching up with movement as other children start to focus on speech and socialization, which will lead to speech delays, learning delays and basically turn him into a retard from a very young age if not fixed swiftlyobviously in that case parents don't give a single fuck
>>77243707would, but he can't gain any more weight
>>77242648
>>77242409Mirin back on that female
>>772425632 > 3 > 1 > 4 > POWER GAP > 5 > SHIT > 6
>>77243784I'd wreck the skinny one. and trashing the slop in front of the fat was based af. but three pieces of bread and a slice of cheese all day is anorexic behavior. hopefully she keeps it up since she looks great but I could never
>>77243704Jesus fucking christ. This thing has to be sweating 24/7 even under AC
>>77243707Hes not only fat, he also has a weak abdominal wall.
>>77243777Im starting to think that being a landwhale is indeed genetic. There are plenty of fat women with that exact same face and im not talking about being a blob in general but the actual facial features and head/face/eyes shape
>>77243784The "this does not compute" face the fat fuck makes is hilarious
>>77243963Behavior is genetic.
>>77242642>>77242455>>77242469>men have built civilization and society and safety for this
>>77242900I used to do the same.Now she's my wife.
>>77243784Hi, doll. Thanks for the quality content.God bless you
>>77242843When does she say what things are worse than being fat? Is that in a follow-up reel?
>>77243012According to my napkin math estimate that dumb shit cost at least 35 bucks depending on where she lives, not including the tortillas and the mystery cheese sauce she put on during the camera skip. Note that not a single constituent part of the autism lasagna is real food, it's all cost-optimized industrial food products.
>>77243784I hate fat people too doll believe me, but those were not "thick slices of toast" in that breakfast that was just regular bread
>>77243532>hating fats is racismSo it's based
>>77243777would
>>77243514>5'3 @ 170that shapewear is doing some heavy fucking lifting holding that soup sandwich together
>>77244230always has been
>>77242651>feeling insecureThat's your problem girl. Nobody cares about your excuses, lose weight.
>>77243784source?the skinny chick is hot af
>>77243724I mean if he makes 6 figures and does cardio 3x/week this is fineObviously he can do better but his tops clearly don't care
>>77242651lmao thinking Peterson is an authority on anything except how to cook his own fucking brain
>>77242683isn't this a woman drowning?
>>77244495Some british show 'super fat vs super skinny' or something like that. They take fat and skinny people and have them swap places for a few days, pretty entertaining.
>>77243707I've seen posts like this guarantee the comments are about 80% gay failtwinks and 20% obese women salivating over this dude, this is a thirst trap but we're not the target audience.
>>77244498my boss saw this over my shoulder and fired me
>>77244814Sounds like more time to hate fat people
>>77244601yes
>>77244763>we're not the target audiencekill yourself normaloid
>>77244645s7e05https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04q3eCPvGqIshe is a fowthy kilo milfmuh dick
Dont hate on her shes trying to lose weight
>>77243540
>>77243918This is an entertaining show (lots of episodes on youtube btw) but yeah a lot of the superskinnies are legitimate anorexics or at least borderline. I think it’s why they stopped making the show. They’d have this girl eating like that for a few days and claim she’s “only getting” like 1500 cal/day because the optics were not good. Most of them, fatties and skinnies make real improvements though. They check back in like 8 weeks later and the difference on one of the skinnies gaining 5 lbs is amazing compared to a fatty losing 15.
>>77242258would plap
>>77243704honest question for the americans: do these lardplanets actually exist? how common are they?
>>77245000You see a few of them literally every single day
What are you waiting for, chubby chaser? Jerk off to it
>>77243380That's because it's ragebait for tik tok clout
>>77242642the most disgusting thing is that they're doing all this in a car. You couldn't just buy all that shit at a grocery store and do it at home? I know damn well those fries are gonna be cold and stale as hell by the time that got that slop container ready.
>>77245000Depends where you live. I used to live in small town Virginia. Pretty poor area. You couldn't go to Walmart without seeing these people. I had 5-6 300-400 pounders at my work even. I've been in Colorado for a few years. If you stay in the whiter areas you see very few. The Mexican areas have a lot of them. But I'll go at least a day or two in between sighting now rather than 10 a day. 40 years ago Colorado was the least obese state in the US and Arkansas was the most obese state. Now in 2026 Colorado is still the least obese state but it is more obese than Arkansas was 40 years ago. What is really noticeable is how poorer people in the US are almost universally fatter. At my work the office workers despite sitting all day are generally thinner than the laborers. The cognitive traits that result in bad decisions making lead people to both be poor and fat. What I've also noticed a lot recently is that while men and women are both about equally fat, men seem to cope much less. "Yeah I'm fat because I eat like shit" vs "I'm not fat I'm healthy and actually look good" when they don't
>>77243303>another video of eating in the carWhy do they do this? Why not just sit in the restaurant or take it home?
>>77243841she was literally the greatest bbw plaphog slampig for a while, but last I saw of anything recent (years at this point) she had gotten too big, not Mal Malloy big but you know what I'm saying.
>>77242641I am 6'0 and just want to be your weight
>>77242693>matchesWell there's your first problem
>>77243711Hank Hill lookin ass
>>77245077> What I've also noticed a lot recently is that while men and women are both about equally fat, men seem to cope much less. "Yeah I'm fat because I eat like shit" vs "I'm not fat I'm healthy and actually look good" when they don'tYou don't say
>>77242563Everything but 6
>>77242802And they say the world didn't end during y2k
>>77242742My favorite kind of potato. And yes I have a really fucked a retarded girl.
>>77242830At least she won't get kidnapped.
>>772452676 is way prefrable to that creepy little 5. Looks like,a child. Imagine 6 is pretty, kind, chaste, a great cook, loves to swallow your loads and never acts up. A few small rolls is a petty price to pay.
>>77245276Story time: Do tell. Was she a downy or just some sort of brain damaged tard?
>>772439155 over 6? Found the pedo
>>77245080>but you know what I'm sayingYes. Yes, I know exactly what you're saying. After the covid lockdowns, she became a little bigger. She became a little thicker, if you get what I mean.
>>77242802God I miss the 90s internet so much.
>>77242655this is not a bikini, that’s a potato bag
>>77245072>Cares about fries being stale and cold>Suggests them taking it home so they have melted ice cream and stale fries
>>77245391huh I thought she got a LOT bigger, still would. Left still better though.
>>77245458this may surprise you anon but if they took it home instead of eating in the car like a bunch of feral hogs, they could reheat the fries in the oven! :O
>>77245473>Reheated fries dipped in a pool of melted icecreamAlso>picrelated
>>77245384I could never fuck a downy because of the face. But yeah she was brain damaged in a car accident. Totally normal chick that one day had an IQ drop of 100. But she would occasionally have moments of lucidity
I'm fucking a fat chick and the sex is better and feels better than with my ex who was lean
>>77242843She's also pregnant with her second child somehow.
>>77246137her basketball american bf probably dumped a load into her with his bbc and then bolted. sad, many such cases.
>>77246149Her white and even fatter husband actually. She has a very happy family it seems and no issues getting pregnant. No issue getting a husband.
>>77246160She is pretty gross pregnant though
>>77242683I'm trying to understand what happened here. She's on the steps, she's holding the bar - is she having a medical emergency? How did she drown?
>>77242258I was at the psych hospital today and some black mystery meat gigalard golem walked in in flip flops with his ass showing. From what i could hear thru my earbuds he was asking the receptionist for money for "bread and butter". When i went out of the hospital, the lardgolem was sitting on a doorstep and yelled at me "ayyyy papi would you give me a coin my kang". Im sure that fat fuck was on goverment aid paycheck and he spent it all on candy, so he was begging for more. Also, the "bread with butter" thing was hilarious, the receptionist bluescreened the fuck out when she heard that.
>>77243511Pizza contains enough fat from cheese and sauce
>>77242851Man what's with chinks and these stupid fucking bowlcuts
>>77242258even fat whales are making money on onlyfans, why do we keep contributing to society again?
>>77245997Hannah Hays?
wtf happened to /fph/ i stopped coming to these threads for a few years and now it's /bbwg/ jfc guys pussy isn't that good that you need to fuck a bitch whose knees creak louder than the bed
>>77246621blame jannies who outlawed high test thread
>>77246621Bbw pussy actually is that good. Even if you hate looking at them its better.
>>77243707if you were to fight him in the street, the girls in his friend group would tend to him after you've knocked him out, screaming "OH MY GOD YOU MONSTER WHAT THE FUCK"
>>77246621We must save /fph/
>>77246167wow, she actually looks better there, her heinous second row of udders isn't as visible
>>77242261I feel you, sadly fatties have coopted words like "curvy" and goyslop makes people lose control so it's hard to find women that maintain just the right amount of fat
>>77242797as soon as you marry her she's gonna double in size over the span of two years, fool
>>77246790The second row of udders is almost based. get some nipple implants imbedded there and it could be a thing.
>>77246820what's "curvy" according to you used to be regarded as disgustingly fat, you're all equally shit, and you in particular are coping heavily pretending to be on a high horse. you're a fatty lover.
>>77242655with her gut tucked inside enough fabric to make a few dozen normal bikinis it's barely different than wearing a one-piece swimsuit
>>77242777Maybe i could learn something from that.
>>77245077god that throws me back a few years>got a job offer in Denver as kraut who've grown up near the alps>never visited the US before >but cool job and city, good money and no family so why not>moved to a duplex>people are pretty nice and everyone's into some outdoor sports>befriend neighbor and he takes me kayaking the first week>immediately go regularly hiking / climbing with a group of coworkers>ff half a year and first vacation, 2 week roadtrip to east coast>enter midwest>mfw can't believe how many fat people there are>scale of fatness is off the chartswas on the way to Mammoth Cave, and that image of a touristy small town where I took a break is just permanently burned into my brainthere was literally not a single fit or even normal weight person to be seen
>>77244214they called those toast slices thick but they didn't say anything about the size of that glass of coke, it's at least a pint
