>No gym for your hairHow do you cope, anon?
>>77243088I have 18cm dick.That's how.
By not caring about how other people think I look. That's woman thinking, anon.
shavefinprostheticnot giving a fuck take your pick
>>77243109>>77243116>>77243125baldcel cope best cope
what happened to kingsman hair?
>>77243088>>77243109Just take finasteride, retards. 35yo, roided for 8 years without any breaks. Started to recede after 30, but fin nipped it in the bud. Dick still works fine.
>>77243241That is a Brazilian politician, not you anon https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ficheiro:Marcelo_Aro_em_2021_%28cropped%29_%28cropped%29.jpg
>>77243256You are retarded.
My gf thinks vikings are sexy and i got a lot if hair on my chinny chin chin. I may braid it one day and go full viking larp.
>>77243216DHT niggas drive-byed his hair follicles
balding doesn't matter if you're masculine and have good bone structure also, the fact that this dude didn't go the hormone tranny route of getting a hair transplant just makes him hotter to me, it adds to his characterhe was electric in Apex would recommendt. foid
>>77243827Very nice hair sir.
>>77243847tits or gtfo bitch
>>77243852oops! can't show that on a christian image board
>>77243088I just lift heavy thing and try to larp as a ugly guy anime that fuck girls.
>>77243088>>No gym for your hair>How do you cope, anon?Researched all the WTFLOLBBQ signaling pathways outside 5-AR2 and developed a 50-agent topical tricho-chemo cocktail, duh...>polygonum multiflorum ethanol extract>angelica sinensis ethanol extract>salvia miltiorrhiza water extract>malva verticillata hexane extract>zingiber zerumbet ethanol extract>glycine max isoflavone extract>mulberry root CO2 extract oil>ecklonia cava ethanol extract>milk thistle ethanol extract>oryza sativa water extract>chuanxiong ethanol extract>chlorine dioxide solution>triamcinolone acetonide>raspberry water extract>licorice water extract>extra virgin olive oil>ephedra water extract>apple cider vinegar>mint water extract>piroctone olamine>2-deoxy-D-ribose>hyaluronic acid>ginseng extract>glycolic acid>singlet oxygen>hydrocortisone>ketoconazole>zinc sulfate>azelaic acid>latanoprost>phenol red>sesame oil>cetirizine>vitamin B3>vitamin B6>vitamin C>vitamin D3>vitamin E>adapalene>melatonin>bromelain>arginine>caffeine>turmeric>hemp oil>coal tar>fisetin>KX-826>DIM>NMNprotip: yes, I still don't use min, fuck that minimally effective overpriced collagen goblin.
I've been growing out my hair for a bit over 2 years now and it's always funny how baldies are triggered by it
>>77243216That was more than a decade ago.
>>77243088I just wig max, its that simple. No drugs like fin and minox 4 life for me.
>>77243088us baldcels can wear a wig or get transplantwhat can you dicklets (all people with hair are dicklets dince DHT is driver of penile growth and hair loss) do?that's right: nothing
>>77243241>>77243827>roided for 8 years without any breaks for this
Balding is a disease. If you are balding then you are not well.
>>77243847he probably IS taking pills but is not receptive to them. everyone who makes money with their face does. also post tits
>>77243088By just buzzing it. I got a good head shape so I can rock the buzz cut look. I also grow a strong beard so keeping it faded in makes it look clean. Doesn’t matter what your hair situation is. If you got it, cool. If you don’t, you can still be attractive by keeping a good skin care routine, being jacked and lean, and wearing nice fitted clothes that show off your muscles. Show off what you got and just own whatever you don’t instead of trying to hide or mask it. That’s confidence. Now if your personality and conversation skills are trash, that’s a different story.
>>77243980>all people with hair are dicklets dince DHT is driver of penile growth and hair lossThe misconception stems from a misunderstanding of how the hormone dihydrotestosterone (DHT) works. During fetal development and puberty, DHT is critical for the growth of external male genitalia. Later in life, the same hormone can cause hair follicles on the scalp to shrink in men who are genetically predisposed to male pattern baldness. Some people assume that because baldness is linked to DHT, and DHT is linked to genital growth, bald men must have been exposed to more of the hormone during their developmental years, resulting in a larger size. Once a man reaches adulthood (typically by age 18–21), his penis size is permanent. High or low levels of DHT in adulthood do not change its dimensions; instead, adult DHT primarily affects hair loss, the prostate, and body hair.
>>77243088this guy is a fucking manlet too. grim.
>>77243981For not going bald?
>>77244023>buzz+beardAh yes, ye olde classic cope, can't go wrong with that one
>>77244069buzz+beard+GYM
>>77244072It's not like this gnome would look better if he had hair.
>>77243847Is this all typical foid 'mental' attraction though, whereby his physical appears matters less to what he exudes, personality-wise? He's fucking shite actor too, those spy films where he played the eggman, or whatever his stupid name was, were awful.
>>77243898I aint reading all that schizo babble
There is nothing more pathetic than seeing a 30+ year old man clinging on to his vanity like a woman
>>77244144There is: a thirty-year-old man acting like he doesn't care about his appearance.
>>77243827Ben Affleck posts here?!
>>77244014went from ching chong to giga chad that kicks kids into volcanos
>>77243088I have ok hair, but I don't like my face (especially when I smile) and my height. At least, with hair you can cope with a beard or minoxidil max. Also, I suspect I have a social retardation. Though I kind of like how big I got after 2 years of lifting, at least compared to how skinny and lightweight I was before that.
>How do you cope, anon?stay fit, be 6'2", have a great skincare routine, and shave my head and face twice a weekit's been working fine for the last 8 years
>>77244073at least he'd still resemble a human albeit an ugly one
>>77244211now imagine if you still had hair
>>77243088I don't measure my self-worth by the number of hairs on my head.
>>77244221ok baldie
>>77243139what's this guy name? i wanna see how tall he is and how squeaky his voice is
>>772442251stman on jewtubeWhole channel is full of cope
>>77243827Mediterranean Adam Green
>>77244253Come on, I'm not that ugly.
>>77244233going bald literally mindraped him, fucking insane
>>77244233lol just took a look at his channel. his ENTIRE personality is compensating for his chrome dome - which he displays "proudly" as a coping mechanism
>>77244233Lol you weren't kidding.
>>77243827>AIShit's becoming increasingly harder to pick apart from reality
Hair loss before the age of 40, especially in this diffuse pattern, is caused by poor metabolic health. I bet this guy is insulin resistant (even though he probably doesn't know it).
>>77244272I've never been called AI before, but okay.
>>77244282Because people don’t bother looking for the signs. And I won't say how I know that's AI because I don't want to help feeding the database.
>>77244289Lol sure thing, schizo.
Grow a bread and get jacked
>>77244233I think he knows what he's doing and that being bald is a disadvantage. He purposefully tries to make other men go bald so they're on the same level as him.
Any objective baldies that can share their experience with us hairchads? Is it terrible as people make it out to be or it's just 4chan satire that hair is life? It kinda creeps me out men putting so much effort on keeping their hair but yet again i have full head of hair at 33 so i can't have an opinion to be honest. My 2 bald friends are coping well tho saying it ain't a biggie
>>77244572it's obviously exaggerated, but it's pretty obvious that going bald too early, especially if you're not tall, built and lean and attractive will take you down a peg if you're trying to bang sluts.i'm tall, lean and getting built but i still hopped on fin+min this year at age 34 after the receeding hairline started to peek through, because i just don't see myself with a short haircut/bald - my image of myself is at its most natural is medium length hair and intend to keep it that way. if i get sides, i'll stop and start timburtonmaxxing but never bald.
>>77243958i feel like that chimp in the zoo who sees a visitor take off his prosthetic leg
>>77243241>>77243827Sorry, I don't take tips from trannies.
>>77243958You realize need the right texture hair and -- this is little known -- good side hair for a wig to look good. This chinaman has no recession on the sides over his ears, look how far forward it is. That's essential.The big problem with wigs is you will always always always be known as "the guy with the wig". You can be a CEO billionaire and a woman will still tell her friends within 5 minutes "yeah he wears a toupee."
>>77243088How the FUCK do you not get on fin/max as an actor?? I can kind of understand if you're working in a supermarket in Alaska or something and you just don't think about your appearance.If I was a casting director I'd offer his agent roles like "ask your guy if he'd like to audition for this role as a 58 year old Chav grandfather." just to fuck with him
>>77244568>I think he knows what he's doing and that being bald is a disadvantage. He purposefully tries to make other men go bald so they're on the same level as him.Yep. Women do it more but men also do it.
Don’t these medications come with terrible side effects
>>77243109So you have an average sized dick and think that's a brag?
>>77243088As the body dissolves the spirit ascends. Baldness is a reminder from the cosmos that we are ultimately free, and that we should use our limited time on this planet to push ourselves to our limits.
>>77244661in 1-2% of the cases which go away once stopping.
>>77244661>Don’t these medications come with terrible side effectsAs terrible as losing your hair when you're a young actor? Holy shit, fin causes leprosy and ass cancer?
>>77244644That's why you don't tell the woman.
>>77244744>>That's why you don't tell the woman.Good idea. Women, with their instinct for sniffing out the tiniest 'weird' behavior that will give them the ick, won't notice you slapping away her hand if she reaches for your hair. She won't notice you spend very long periods in the bathroom and she never sees your hair wet out of the shower.
>>77244615Don't talk to your dad, then.
>>77244761hair or not, you sound annoying as shit the way you talk about nothing
>>77244023My dad gave me genes for both baldness and shitty facial hair. The worst combination. At least I didn't inherit his height though.
My biggest cope is that I never viewed my dad at any point as balding. But I found a family photo from when he was close to my age and clearly has the same hairline. Also, I see so many bald and balding dudes out that it's just common. At least be jacked if you're going to be bald.
>>77244644Was Charlton Heston "the guy with the wig"?He was so careful about never revealing he wore a piece, he had them put a bald cap OVER his toup when he played Sir Thomas Moore.
>>77243088He's wearing a piece in the pic on the left. You can tell his hairline looks weird.
dont have subhuman genetics
>>77245212Looks like diffuse thinning, not a wing
>>77243827>>77243241Yeah well what if you're too far gone. Why would I "keep what's left" when I already look terrible
>>77245249Then just buzz it and hope you have a good skull shape.
>>77244233>>77244261>>77244263>>77244568Say what you want about this coping gimp, but he successfully scammed a bunch of retards to donate him enough money to buy a mansion in Grenada and he "allows" them to come and visit a couple of times a year.He also got a hairline tattoo so he obviously isn't completely comfortable with balding. He also thinks the image on the right is an improvement over the left, but he is just so unphotogenic and ugly that I feel sorry for him as I can relate to that.
>>77245546An escort who charges 1000 per night is still a whore.
>>77244116are you asking that question in a broad sense or about that actor? I just think he's objectively attractive with or without hair... good build, good bones, good smile, expressive eyes, masculine, yknow it makes sense + we have the same ethnicity so he's like Extra hot to me. unless u have a really bad case of gay alien skull, hair just isn't very important on the totem pole of traits in my opinionI've only seen him in 2 movies so hard for me to judge his acting, maybe he got better after a decade of practice lol
>>77243088sneedoxidil for my hair
>>77245546the funny thing is that even with shittily styled and already receding hair he still looked better
>>77244761>Women, with their instinct for sniffing out the tiniest 'weird' behavior that will give them the ick>you slapping away her hand if she reaches for your hair. She won't notice you spend very long periods in the bathroom and she never sees your hair wet out of the shower.Lol you don't have to move inn with her immediately, you know? Just pump and dump. It's only a woman. They aren't real persons.
>>77246415I disagree here, he looks way better bald and with good muscle. That hair looks like it is about to blow away. Every bird I know says to just shave it, and that it looks way better.
>>77246466yes, it's not like women set up a double bind every chance they get
