>former carnivore for 14 months>ate nothing but ribeyes, eggs, and beef tallow like a good Joe Rogan goyboy>looked like bloated shit, no pump, face puffy as uncle Joe, dick worked 60% of the time>bloodwork: high CRP, lipids fucked, shit glycogen, cortisol factory>meanwhile my vegan bro blasting low-dose Anadrol + Turinabol and eats 600g carbs from rice/potatoes/bananas is absolutely fucking dripping with vascularity and fullness>switched from carnivore to vegan rice greens high nitrate diet + 25mg Anadrolgot +25lbs in 3 months, veins everywhere, dick works 10x bettercarnivore "chads" still look like fat pigs and smell 10x worse (basically rotten shit smell)Carnivore is literal retard science. Red meat rots your guts, spikes inflammation, and lowers your testosterone by 45% because of zero fiber and gives you ED after 1 year. All the big roid guys secretly eat 800g carbs from rice, potatoes and fruit. Meat only makes you constipated and weak.Carnivore is for weak minded faggots who can't stomach real man's food (literally), they cope by munching beef that has negative protein absorption then slurp their powdered cow semen drinks to make out for it.
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and next year you'll post about the next meme diet you fall for because you're intellectually a door handle.
>>77244157and then everyone clapped
>>77244157>All the big roid guys secretly eat 800g carbsthere's no secret in that roiders eat carbs unless they happen to be grifters