I'm done with beers, I get sleepy before having a buzz
>>77244725>Best drink to get wasted the /fit/ way ?Datura extract
>>77244725Vodka.
Wine, by far. Delicious to sip, there's a lot of flavour complexity. Half a bottle is enough for a nice buzz and that's only 300 kcal.
>>77244725>drink>/fit/pick one
>>77244725Fermented semen. Protein AND electrolytes? Maybe drink some kind of piss beverage too hold on.
>>77244753nice>>77244768/fit/ is a state of mind
>>77244753>Half a bottle is enough for a nice buzzmaybe if ur 12
>>77244777and that state of mind is sober
>>77244785>look at me I'm a MAN I need a 2 pack to get even slightly drunk I'm such rough and gruff MANKill yourself, loser.
>>77244790>believes abv5, 23, 82, 11
>>77244725If you feel the need to drink, you are an absolute failure
>>77244770indian comment
>>77244794Only chuds think like this. Having a drink every 1-2 weeks is completely fine.
>>77244794what if I am ? It doesn't answer my question tho
All alcohol is terrible for you.
>>77244725GHB, that's what bodybuilders in the 90s took. You could buy it at the supplement store before they banned it. It also boosts GH release when you sleep on it.
>>77244810lmao this nigga looks like Pinocchio.
>>77244790I've done you
>>77244809no fucking shit, I just want to get wasted
>>77244802yea it's fine to periodically ingest a carcinogenic solvent that's poisonous to humans for the rest of your life. it will literally shrink your brain, make you fatter and damage your organs but it's fine
>>77244838Yeah, it is fine.
>>77244725Even a tiny bit will ruin you, there is no way to call yourself a fitness expert while still consuming the liquid jew. It will literally implode you like the death star and you will be sucked into your own ass. If you drink one beer you might as well have not lifted that day. Nothing pisses me off like some fitness idiot literally ruining their whole life over a shitty high. Yeah I do psychedelics and weed they don't have calories.
>>77244801The piss is way better than the wine.
>>77244725Getting wasted isn't fit.
>>77244799Yet someone with a nose bigger than a watermelon slice can tell you whatever he wants and you just eat it right up?
>>77244725Straight liquor. I prefer tequila blanco/plata due to the refreshing slightly tart flavor.
>>77244927>not a ton of french fries and wingsWhat are you even doing alcohol makes you unsalted. Salt up bro.
>>77244882Meds.
>>77244927>>77244927tequila, nice idea, i'll try that
>>77244725gin works for me
>>77244725Alcohol is a gains goblin. It reduces protein synthesis (muscle building) by 20%.If weed is legal where you live then it is better for your gains (just don't get high before a workout).
>>77244725Buy "pure" vodka of good quality.Buy herbs and spices like ginger, cloves, ginger, cinnamon or whatever you like and has healthy shit in it.Put all the herbs and spices in the vodka. Stand in fridge for 3 weeks.Filter away the stuff and bottel your alcohol.Now you have extracted all the good stuff and it has solved in to the alcohol. Alcohol is also an conservative so it wont get bad.If you want to step it up even further you need to make it from scratch by fermenting it yourself. This is how our ancestors drank, fruits, herbs, roots and stuff, fermented and solved in alcohol, which happens at the same time becuase production of alcohol is also a fermentation process. Good luck and God speed. It is a fun hobby.
>>77245184Ancient greeks drank alcohol often and could outlift you, outrun you, out work you and straight up kill you in hand to hand combat or with sword. That is such a cope. But yes, you are correct. Alcohol is not healthy. Unless you put the healthy stuff up in ut. Like a tinktur.
>>77245223they weren't all heroes you read about in myth anon
>>77245263Sure. All I am saying is that, sure alcohol is not optimal, but it is not there where the shoe wont fit. Let me give you an example, by grandfather is born in the early 30s. He was born on a farm, he is in his late 80s. He was always drinking, but he still works on the farm. You get me? It's the lifestyle, not if you take a drink here and there. Do the work, be physically active. That's the most important thing. So considering the greeks. A normal 19 year old farmers boy, a free man, would out lift and out work you, most likely. Unless you are one of the few really strong ones on here. I grew up with boys who where from the farms, they where so fucking strong but you couldnt see it by looking at them.
>>77245223>could outlift youI highly doubt more than 2% of them could bench over 2pl8.
>>77245283>I know a guy who did a thingVery low IQ post.
>>77245301Okay. I see your point. Both my uncles are the same but fine. But are you just being a redditor right now or are you serious? You think that if you lift like a beast, Mike Mentzer style, work with manual labour, eat correctly and rest correctly, it will not yield really good results just because you drink sometimes? Come on. You dont think roman soldiers drank? You think you can outperform a roman soldier? >>77245297>>77245297I am not american, I dont know what that means. But if you work with manual labour, lifting heavy since young age, only eating natural local meat, eggs and sourdough(and whatever ppl ate back then) and doing the work with mucles that oxen or machine do today, you think this would be ruined by drinking a few glas of wine in the evening? It's about the lifestyle.
>>77244741Vodka, whiskey or scotch. Tullamore Dew is a very pleasant, mild Irish Whiskey that tastes great neat or with a little still water or a few ice cubes.
If we're just drinking whatever they have at a bar, I like vodka soda. I think it's called a Skinny Bitch? About 80-90 calories. If there's no liquor, white wine. Upper limit 140 calories for the sweeter ones, dry ones around 90. About 140 calories for a 0,5l of lite beer. If I'm drinking something for the joy of it, I'll make cocktails. I'm fond of rye or bourbon whiskey as a base.If I'm drinking with friends, I get out the good champagne.If I manage to drag a woman back to my lair, it's pink gin Russchian. Or an espresso martini for her and something with gin for me. I like an espresso martini for myself sometimes too, but not late at night. I do like a glass of good dessert wine to finish the night, but I don't often have those on hand for long.
>>77244725Could this thread please help me out? I'm a stand up comic in my city and I go to lots of open mic shows to get better nearly every night. Basically every show is at a bar and its part of the culture to drink a little before going on stage and to support the venues. This means I'm drinking nearly every night along with when I see some friends on the weekend. I've tried doing stand up sober and it just feels very weird and I've realized I've kind of become dependent on drinking as part of my comedy. So is there a fit way to frequent all these bars? My only thought rn would be to just drink IPAs then at least I could just order once or twice a night without having to get fat by drinking a ton of calorie intensive drinks.
>>77245566Smoke weed. Then you need very few beers to get the buzz.
>>77244725Gin and diet tonic
>>7724518480% is good enough for me boyo
>>77244725Gin and seltzers man. Or whiskey neat/on the rocks
>>77245691this. don't smoke often because it makes you lazy and stupid, but if you wanna get wasted with minimal calories, 10mg of sativa edibles gets you most of the way there, then finish it off with a couple g&ts
>>77244725straight liquor + tonic/soda
>>77244725Twisted tea
>>77244838While you suck cock for steroids
>>77244725Vodka or gin with lemon water or use drink enhancers like mio
>>77244725I'm trying vodka.
>>77244838you’re adorable kiddo because you still believe that nothing bad will happen to you if you just live your regimented life and follow all the rules
>>772447252 vodka nips
>>77244725pino noir
>>77244725Getting fucked up on some protein beer rn. Liquid protein? Count me in.
