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You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
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>>77245035

Man, given how much money this fucker has, he could hire a team of top notch chefs to cook him healthy and tasty meals, work out thrice week and he'd look 10 times better and be healthier too for a minimal investment of time and money (for his means).
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>>77245040
I'm not sure you're thought this through.

That would require *effort*.
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>>77245040
>>77245048
>thinking everyone cares about fitness
wait till you 2 go outside to see fat people
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white cap guy mirin
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>>77245051
>>77245048

Most people care about health though, that much fat and little muscle mass is unhealthy and he's smart enough to understand that. Also, he's rich enough to hire a couple a PT's or 'life coaches' to light a fire under his ass.
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>>77245055
Yes, but still, that would require effort.
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>>77245055
>Most people care about health though
People only care about it when something bad happens. Most people could give 2 shits about health.
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>>77245067
>>77245063

I wanted to write a rebuttal, but then I realized you two are actually right. Fuck man, this is a world we live in.
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>>77245067
Desu I only started to think about my drinking when it got to the point where I thought my organs are actually starting to fail. Many such cases.
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>>77245035
this can't be real
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>>77245035
But seriously, what the fuck is wrong with his body? It's like his thoracic box is twice the size of normal.
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>>77245265
Neanderthal, also explaines his aversion to physical work and carnal perdition.
It 's not reptilians tha enslaved humanity, no, it's not j**s either, it's neanderthals. Planet of apes was a documentary.
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>>77245265
His body is a box for another creature remote controlling the flesh unit. Simple designs work best
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>>77245040
who is it?
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who is this?
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>>77245265
Onions and bug protein physique
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>>77245035
Damn that's 10 pounds of ass.
Also Elon should kill himself at this point. He will never be the person he desperately wants to be
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>>77245457
He really, really wants to be Howard Hughes but only got as far as being an abrasive weirdo.
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>>77245055
>and he's smart enough to understand that
lol
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>>77245487
>heheh, Elon Musk is dumb, despite turning his wealth into mega billions and scamming the government out of contractural money, and having live debates and interviews on TV and handling them grrr he's dumb!!
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>>77245525
elon is smart for sure but you can also be retarded in disciplines you never experienced. in this case, nutrition and fitness
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>>77245265
Squandered potential as a pro cyclist
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>>77245035
That's the onlyusemeblade terminal alcoholic physique, but Musk is such a micromanaging overtime wagie he can't possibly be drinking that much.
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>>77245035
>>77245040
Imagine being so rich you could make posts on Xitter like
>A million dollars a week to whoever can maintain my testosterone level at 10,000ng/dL without side effects
>...maybe a bit extra if you can throw some tren in there too haha
and throw a few billion dollars at cardarine (and similar) research again.
Literally physically effortless fitness, and yet he looks like that.

It has just occurred to me that that's not Elon Musk, is it? But his weird, distorted body looks a lot like that so the point still stands.
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>>77245048
How does someone become that rich without the mental discipline required to get fit? I'd give up all my gains and start from 0 for a few million dollars.
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>>77245035
I can't believe this dude was thinking about fighting Zuckerberg. Zuck would have unironically clapped his cheeks in there.
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>>77245051
>thinking everyone cares about fitness
Elon's problem is that he's only into white women. High test billionaires who care about getting /fit/ race mix. I don't know why that's the case, but it is.
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>>77245934
Most guys that are rich are nerds. They don't care about fitness.
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>>77245934
You get rich by having a mind for business and financial gains.
You get fit by having a mind for physical activity and strength gains.
And you succeed at either by ongoing persistence.
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>>77245956
Weight classes are a thing for a reason. Elon could literally just fall on top of Mark and beat him. This wouldn't be the case if Mark was professional level and Elon was untrained, but they are both untrained, so it's no contest. It takes an EXTREME training delta to overcome that large a size gap.
Cope more.
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>>77245980
Zuck trains with one of the best BJJ guys in the world and is apparently pretty decent. He would clap him.
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>>77245974
Am I the only one that noticed that these billionaires started caring about fitness after Tate got popular? It was like it was no longer enough to ONLY be rich, you also had to be in good shape.
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>>77245992
This seems to only be true for the type of billionaire who acts as facade for his company, like Musk, tho.
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>>77245639
>>77245035
dude has barrel chest

no amount of
>mah test
>le exercising
can fix this
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>>77245035
The OG troglodyte.
All hunch, no arms
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>>77245980
Mark could just run circles around him until he falls. I'm pretty sure Elon is a turtle, once on his back he wouldn't be able to get up
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>>77245035
He got off the TRT because it was raping his hair.
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>>77245976
you must be 18 to post here
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>>77245974
>Elon's problem is that he's only into white women
isn't his current gf indian?
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>>77245265
he wants to make robots that police us and enslave people on mars so they pay to vacation on earth. fuck him, he doesnt even look healthy enough to see his first jin roh come alive.
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>>77246308
Is she? It's hard to keep up with that dude. Last I heard he was impregnating a jewish girl.
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>>77246230
Damn, I'm too old then.
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>>77245035
That's not musk lmao
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>>77246343
qeq
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>>77245035
Ayyy lmao. Absolute subhuman. Genetic loser.
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>>77245987
Jew jit siu is a racket
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>>77245035
>hgh by the boatload and no testosterone
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>>77246514
It's fun, makes mutts seethe.
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>>77245053
That ass is flabby
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>>77245311
>it's not j**s either
well yeah. the biblical title of a jew was only given to caucasians, which was eventually defiled by these literal cavemen
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>>77247243
god fucking damnit, why did the americans begin coming to /fit/ ?
fucking bible slop retards, the jews havent defiled caucasians and nobody is hiding among us.
you are worshipping the jews and no, youre not the "true israelites"
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>>77247243
The skull of the guy doesn't look anything at all as the nearthental's skull on top besides being longer than normal you retard
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>>77245035
That is not Elon, that is Roger Estep.
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>>77245418
Finnish businessman Jethro Rostedt
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>>77245040
bro bro bro he works 26 hours a day bro



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