>start lifting>think now girls will like me more>in truth mostly homos are into big musclesWhy didn't you fuckers tell me
>>77247713Girls like you too, they are just less shy than gays
You need to be eating more oats and doing more squats and don't worry about who likes you. Just focus on getting thick solid and tight.
>>77247713straight guys are into big muscles tooyou some kinda homo?
i didnt get the homos either
>>77247716*more shy
>>77247713What, are those gay aliens from outer space or something?
>>77247713you were warned multiple times that men would care more about your gains that women. you didn't listen.
>>77247713>in truth mostly homos are into big musclesExplain the bite mark my GF left on my biceps then.
>>77247733Trans woman
>>77247713you were, it's one of the most common jokes and tropes in weightlifting groups. Anyway your blog sucks and >>>/r9k/ is that way
>>77247713You don't have big muscles.Post physique>>77247721Me neither>>77247722Everyone knows what you meant>>77247762this. And worse, he doesn't even lift or have big muscles, he just made the thread to make the joke yet AGAIN
>>77247713If you're going for women (faggot behavior btw) being lean and tall is all that matters. And a handsome face I guess. Also money kinda just breaks all the rules and you can get pussy that way. But probably from the kind of woman who will gold dig you. IDK I don't have money
>>77248035I know dudes with money who don't get any and I know broke guys who clean up. That seems to be the norm in fact.
>>77248233The tall and handsome ones do. And rich guys break the rules by marrying a gold digger who steals half their money in a divorce. I stand by my post.
>>77247713In truth, only us men have good taste in aesthetics.
>>77247850>You don't have big muscles.Post physiqueliteral faggots now asking OP for porn
>>77247713Keep it natural. Steroids are for fags and dykes.
>>77247713How big do I have to get to get butt fucked in the gym showers? I thought a lean, athletic yet twinkish look with an awesome butt could be enough but so far nothing...
>>77247713It's the same with looksmaxxing. These are male dominant spaces we're getting the body ideals from, there consequences to that. You're a bit more attractive to women, but in turn drop dead gorgeous and absolutely irresistible to gay men who are already more aggressive in approaching partners anyway. You can get into real trouble by doing this stuff depending on where you live. Rippetoe was trying to protect us all along, but we didn't listen.
>>77247713>didn't you fuckers tell meShould we, hon...?
>>77248329Making lame excuses for not posting physique should be a permanently bannable offense
>>77247733wdym?my BF also left me a mark on my bicep tooHe also gave me a prolapse from too much fisting but I wont go into details about that
>>77247713As a natty bigger=better unless you're underdeveloped at something or get too fat. >oh no I have flabIf it makes you noticeably unathletic your test is already lowered by a lot and is a dumb perceived tradeoff.
>>77247752>>77248709>*pukes* Happy now after saying something so disgusting to me?
>>77247733It's a psyop, the bigger I get the hornier my wife gets, and since I'm a natty genelet there's zero chance I'll ever grow "too big".Unless you're shooting up Tren or are a genetic freak gains-wise, you'll never be too big for the female gaze, but you can definitely be too small.
>>77247733Vampire
>>77248766I think this is accurate. But the "lean" freaks will never get over their own fascination with lean males enough to see it.
>>77247713The bigger I got the more attention I got from women. Then I got gf so they stopped approaching me. Fags still hit on me because they have 0 morals though.
>>77248936I dont' buy that at all. They "stopped approaching you"? How did they know you had a gf? Women don't have morals if anything they'd want you more
>>77248940Because I only go with gf/now wife to places where other women are. Well gym maybe, but I also go there with wife most of the time, and am just doing my circuit with 0 rest. I had wife's gay buddies (she loves gays for some reason) hit on me via messages twice. Like full on "wow I wish a muscle daddy like you would tear me apart if you know what I mean ;)"
>>77248562>faggot is desperate for fap material>wants others banned for not feeding his degeneracyLMAO @ homosexual faggots
>>77249400Not only are you arguing against board culture, but you're boring too.
>>77247713Woman don't give fuck about muscles. Women under 25 only care about looks, if you're hot you're hot. Woman over 25 only care about men who have a combination of several things that will offer them a stable future, thats why for woman over 25 having high income and a car is most important of all, anything else is a bonus
>>77247713Optimal build for picking up chicks is "athletic" which is essential 1234 with visible but not crazy abs. This also puts you ahead of 99.99% of the population. Anything more than that is wasted effort.
>>77249832pretty much. a subset of women are into super jacked guys, but a subset are also into super skinny, fat, etc. being like 25 BMI at 15% bodyfat will get you the most overall overlap
>why would a gay board lie to me about what women like?Truly a mystery.
>>77248766>you'll never be too big for the female gaze, but you can definitely be too small.actually accurate whitepill
>>77250333It's why Im trying to no longer be scrawny. Last 15 months was about sobriety, this year is all about building the body up.>inb4 dont do it for womenidc, I wanna be hot. My face is fine but theres no such thing as a cute 30yo skinny dude, I just look malnourished.
lol, unc thinks his 30s will be his time to shine, lol
>>77250355If youre this defeatist in your teens youre never going to make it
>>77250347same bro, 31, year off the sauce in july, started lifting in feb. wgmi, don't entertain the zoomers who think men peak at 23
getting shredded in your 30s won't make up for the fact you lost your v-card to a middle aged prostitute at 27, lol
>get laid less than 5 times before 27>first gf at 27, total bitch but puts out>go 2 years of no bitches after we break up>31 years old, get a psycho BPD gf, fall in love, naturally ends in disaster>spend 3 months completely changing diet + sleep as well as using heartbreak and anger as workout fuel, full body 3x a week as hard as possible without injury>gain roughly 30 pounds in 4 months, am now not too far off from Brad Pitt fight club physique despite average face>go through a couple of sluts quickly, confidence boosts>3 years later I've gone through over 20 women, had a few mff threesomes, get hit by both older and younger women, have been described as "smoking hot", "built like a Greek statue" and other lovely compliments>learn the true nature of women after formally putting them on pedestals, get vasectomy and decide never getting in a relationship>I will die a depressed, childless, mentally fucked up man child, but I will die having at least experiencing being lusted after specifically for my body in my 30s after being a pale, malnourished fuck up my entire teens and 20sIf my retarded ass can have at least partial redemption, so can you retards
>>77250397post bodyalso really dude you couldn't try to find some church girl or loyal nice girl or something, went straight to genetic suicide?
>thinks table scraps were a 5 star gourmet mealLOLUNC
>>77247713>be gay>be tall>be skinnyfat>get plenty of attention from men>workout and get muscular>get lots of attention from women now>get zero from men
>>77250366Good on you. I was thankfully never under any impression that everything would be good after not drinking, but dang things are easier now
>>77247713This is a gay board. You had been warned, and chose not to listen.You also could have asked women face to face and they would have told you big muscles are gay. Not in a mean way, mind you. Just objectively gay.
