I don't think you can really call yourself fit if you can't OHP your girlfriend
>>77249474>You cannot call yourself fit if you can't OHP your BW.FTFY
>>77249481my gf weighs more than megit gud faggot
>>77249522This your girl?
>>77249474My girl friend weight 250 lbs and i weigh 175
that's why I want a petite borderline dwarf gf
>>77249522So you are not in shape and are a plapper.
>>77249560I mog you
>>77249522You’re both fat pigs
>>77249574stay weakstay smallstay virginstay brown
>>77249548Based.
>>77249474you know that bitch was drenched and not just becuz she was in the pool
>>77249474easily
>>77249474But my gf weighs 260lbs. How fuck am I supposed to do that?
>>77249474how gay do you have to be with your girl and say oh wait i have a good idea let me film you shoulder pressing you to show random internet strangers
>>77249622less gay than crying online about it
Whats it like fucking a hot girl like this? Also i did 1pl8 ohp for 5 reps today so i can easily lift her
>>77249474I ohp 1rm'd my wife's bodyweight before starting my current cut. I was excited, but somehow talking about her weight like it was an impressive number to lift just make her self conscious.Nevermind that I've told her over and over that her weight is less than I use for bench press warmups. Learn from my mistakes - don't talk numbers with women, just hoist them.
>>77249474Do you think he's hooked his thumb in her cooter for added grip stability?
>>77249649It's pretty good, but I'll let you in on a little secret.Slightly overweight girls have the best pussy, on average. Fatties generally stink, and don't take care of themselves, thin girls are cash, and fun to toss around, but if you've got a hog, alot of the time you can't go hard and balls deep, but the chubbies almost always have that good, tight, hot n ready that can take a pounding
>>77249627what am i supposed to do find out where he lives and kill him?
>>77249573nice b8 m8
>>77249665>chubbies almost always have that good, tight, hot n ready that can take a poundingYeah, your mum is quite the lady
>>77249522If your girl weighs more than you youre victim weight
>>77249573you mog my calorie intake
>>77249708Lmao fuck you, but that was good
>>77249474It could always be worse, there are actually men out here who have to pay fat hoes to sleep with them, single moms who look like >>77249573 and these guys think they’re players for it. These are the same dudes who talk their shit like “yeah you must be dumb if you can’t get laid it’s so easy” yeah okay retard let me just pay some obese 2/10 way out of my league I’m sure it’s very easy when they’re the bottom barrel of society. Same delusional faggots swear they pull thicc baddies and then you see the women and they’re just roly poly diabeto mode bitches with bodies like empoleon.I have never had to lower my standards shit half the women I’ve been with talked to me first
>>77249474I agree, but I also think any woman over 135lbs is fat...So really you just have to be able to OHP a plate
>>77249474my what???
>>77249474my gf weighs 0 pounds
>>77249614heh heh
>>77250111>t. delusional faggot
>>77249474I do my sister
>>77250180>I do my sisteryou dirty benchod
>>77249474>in a poolPool reduces the weight by 70%. Literally cheating.
>>77250267>>I do my sister>you dirty benchodyou dont have to do this
>>77249548High test anon smashing above his weight class
>>77249660KEK.
>>77249474Is the guy in the video natty? I don't think I'll ever look like that...
>>77249688>nice b8 m8What makes you say that>>77249854>you mog my calorie intakeThanks it's easier for me since I'm 6'1 310lbs and you're like 5'8 220lbs probably
>>77249474Wait are you supposed to grab their crotch when you OHP them?
>>77250144Dubs checked. Does she still ask you if she looks fat?
I can barely ohp 125 fucking lbs
>>77250339We destroy magnet
>>77249474She weighs less (120) than my last OHP warmup set (135), so yes. [spoiler]Princess carried her away down the aisle at our wedding.[/spoiler]
>>77250382Why don't all boards honor the spoiler? Odd that we have to track which ones it works on.
>>77249522How is this something to brag about? Unless she’s an amazonian with a 5 inch height advantage this should never be happening.
>>77249688i r8 8/8checked>>77249854twink>>77250339i'm 5'7 and 270, but i'm cutting
>>77250382>spoilerget a load of this newfaggot
I can’t OHP my smol Vietnamese girlfriend (38 kg)I worked up to OHP 15 kg dumbbells for ~12 reps so I shouldn’t be too far
>>77250411Tell that fat gook to slim down
>>77249688>88i r8 88/88 m8, checkin 'em
>>77249522
>>77249669No anon, just enjoy life and don't call people gay for having fun
>>77250382I would expect nothing less from a Chad that EDCs a MK23
>>77249474I may be weak but at least I run poorly
>>77249573>powerlifting
>>77249474>>77249481>>77249522>>77249548He is OVERHEADPRESSING her WHILE in the WATER you dumb retards.Everything is much lighter in the water. I could also overhead press anyone while in the fucking pool DURRRRRRRR idiots
>>77251450Your shitty AI responded to your prompt as if they were both underwater you retarded mongoloid. You'd realize that if you knew how to read.
>>77251450Not sure if retarded or just pretending to be retarded but in either case you should kill yourself.
>>77251450this is hilarious>>77249474agreed>>77249522disgusting
>>77251450based, I used to do this a lot in the pool with my friends
>>77251450@grok is this post serious?
>>77251683Grok here: Elon Musk could lift a thousand gfs over his while standing on land.
>>77251450>Everything is much lighter in the water.
>>77249474I don't think you can really call yourself a big guy if you can't OHP batman
>>77251450If the computer says so.
>>77250608Wow the /k/ /fit/ overlap is stronger than I thought.
>>77251963Which Batman? I could probably do Keaton or Clooney.
