>cyanidebody perceives catastrophic energy deficit at cellular level and responds by ludicrous compensatory signaling. enormous adrenaline release and insane lactate production >dinitrophenoluncouples mitochondrial energy production. effectively infinite calorie burn w impossible fat loss>mercurygrotesque neural stimulant (assuming your neurons can't die)allows for hyper reactive motor recruitmenttremor enhanced muscle activation>nitroglycerininsaneo style vascodilationabsurd nutrient deliveryveins become oil pipelines >liquid oxygenimpossible endurance and explosive aerobic throughput. just drink some antioxidants bro>potassium 40 electrolytes that also cause low level radiation stress (anabolic)>thorium long term caloric reserves for insane recoverywhy arent you imbibing cobalt 60 for nuclear gamma gains anon?
>>77250452is this pasta new
You forgot a topical chlorine for hair growth.
>>77250452>>nitroglycerinNice try, if you eat this you'll explode
>uraniumLiterally NUCLEAR gains
>>77250452This is literally homeopathy
>>77250452Wheres thermite
>>77251130Homeopathy is taking poison and diluting it millions of times to the point where the water and sugar pills they give you don't contain a single molecule of the poison.This guy is outright meming eating poison.
>>77251210I think OP implies that you could turbonanomicrodose, sort of like how you actually need some copper/molybdenum and other metals to function properly.
>>77250452>(assuming your neurons can't die)best part
>>77250452>google dinitrophenol>chubbyemu video pops upjackpot
>>77250452I wish DNP wasn't so dangerous>>nitroglycerinso why can't I get some and use it when I'm not a boomer with a weak heart?
>>77250452You meme, but DNP is effective and dirt cheap. Natty approved and most organ safe fat burner. Now is not the time to take it, its too hot, but if you're a neet indoors all day anyways, no reason not to take it and just melt fat. There's no greater mog one can impose than walking around in a Tshirt and shorts unphased while everyone else is in a coat...
>>77250452>long term caloric reserves for insane recoveryWhy not uranium or plutonium?
