How do you stop getting skid marks on your underwear? After an intense workout or in the the morning this usually seems to be the case. Anyone know how to avoid it?
Have you tried wiping your ass after you shit? Or better yet, get a bidet you absolut subhuman.
>>77251120If it's less than a tablespoon it's just a fart broTotally normal, don't sweat it
>>77251120Have you tried not being indian and use toilet paper like civilized people?
>>77251123>>77251158I use both a bidet and toilet paper, also tried trimming my arsehole. I clean until the paper is perfectly white, when I shower I hose it too yet when I workout later and sweat and then wipe my ass there's shit on the paperIt's like some shit just sweats out of me from deeper within and I can't reach it for cleaning
Use a fucking bidet you disgusting pig
>>77251120Bruh quit pooping your pants
>>77251176I don't know what that is, I don't live in a 3rd world shithole.
wiping your ass after shitting is low T
>>77251123Why would I not wipe my ass after shitting? Are you retarded? It has nothing to do with hygiene.
>>77251120eat more fiber
>>77251173You're going to die young from ass cancer.
>>77251120That's more than a skid-mark, bro...That's called straight-up soiling yourself.
I wipe my ass with dude wipes first then toilet paper
>>77251123The fucking hose doesnt fit my hole
>>77251157>he literally sweat it
>>77251173Maybe the constant gay anal fisting is the issue OP but idk man
>>77251297There must be a subreddit for you
>>77251312Why
You wipe your goddamn ass.
>>77251199Bidets are kingly. It cracks me up when people like you pretend it's superior to smearing shit all over your asshole than to wash it with water.
>>77251120I think your asshole is loose or youre itching your asshole with your fingers shoved in your bussy, idk.
>>77251120>>77251173I thoroughly shower before and after the gym and I have never had this problem. If this still happens to you then there is something wrong with your body.
Just buy brown underwear unc
>>77251120Shit in the street
>>77251286Probably though I'm already old i.e. >30. Last time I was sick I was out for 3 weeks and fully shit out blood. I vividly remember it, I had diarrhea for 3 weeks couldn't keep food in yet somehow felt obstipated. Went to the toilet, started sweating like hell, took of my shirt and bit on it then the obstipation gates opened and the bowl was full of blood, weird combination of relief and intense pain. That was the lowest point though, I got better after that. Never went to the doctor because I didn't want a finger up my arse (lol), always thought it was probably ass cancer but just accepted it. That was 12 years ago though, I've had this issue ever since.>>77251549Yea pretty sure I'm fucked
>>77251777Uh yeah, you aren't gonna make it to 50.
>>77251777Did you get the covid vax
>>77251120I recommend buying dark underwear for this reason, although that is a very large skid mark
>>77251120WHAT THA FUUUUUUCK!
If you dont have skid marks you are a lazy bitch and you don't push it in the gym.
>>77251777your ass is broken, bromy condolences
>>77251777>he'd rather die of ass cancer than get his asshole fingeredThat's certainly a choice, OP.
If you have skid marks, you're not washing your asshole or your diet is so shit you leak liquid oil shit from your butthole while going about your day. >If you don't wipeWipe.>If you leak liquid oil shit from your buttholeStop eating so much fucking oil fatass, and eat some fucking vegetables.>I'm not leaking oil shit from my butthole and I wipe, what now?You don't wipe well enough.
Holy fuck use a plug like an adult
Uh oh stinky
>>77251120Psyllium, I havent used toilet paper in months
>>77252203so you wipe with a handful of that or what?
>>77251120eat more fiber? Stop drinking so much caffeine? Go to the bathroom when you have to shit?
>>77252266>bathroom????
>>77251173shower head douche, or change up your diet bro. something ain't right
>>77251120take the thong out ya bussy playa
>>77251120I've straight up shit myself and left less of a mess before. I hope you find help or God or whatever you need to remedy this
>>77251120I've never seen tire tracks like that before. I'd say drink about 1.5 liters of hot water a day.
No shitting after your morning shower>>77251173>It's like some shit just sweats out of me from deeper withinLmao
>>77251123Some people don't fucking wipe their hole properly and walk around with shitty arses.
