I just realized you can foam roller the front of your body and it makes all your farts come out before a job interview or date.
>>77260030Holy Fuck is this true ?
>>77260086yeah. combine it with laying down leg raises and it literally sucks you dry like a prostitute
>>77260030what if I want to fart on a job interview or date?
>>77260030Real easy way to snap a rib, retard. You realize theres bones
>>77260411look at the picture dipcrap, you thought farts were stored in your chest??
I don't own the Tratac Active Roll
>>77260030What if an evil wizard casts a spell on you that makes all of your farts from your whole life go back into your body?
>>77260689you can accomplish the same thing with 5 mortys and a jumper cable
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>>77260030/k/ uses cannonballs
>>77260030Don't do this it creates mustard gas.
>>77260405The foam roller the back of your body to keep them all stored safely until you need them
>>77260896*then shit guys I'm a phonefag I swear I'm NOT BROWN
>>77260405put the foam roller up your ass
I should have done this earlier, I'm at the dermatologist and I need to show my lower thigh, massive fart brewing right now.
>>77260714That would be extremely painful.
