My girlfriend is pregnant, how do i make sure our son is a high test chad I'd guess right now with the plastic pollution high estrogen is more likely than high testosterone how do i counteract thisI was thinking of replacing her belly lotion with testosterone cream since I read testosterone exposure in the wombs is what determines if you'll be a high test chad in the future or notBut would it create some malformation or birth defects at 4 months pregnancy?
Move her to a dangerous neighborhood.
>>77261186Give her a healthy whole foods diet, devoid of microplastics. Just ask AI And then pray that it's a boy because if its a girl then you're gonna be raising a fucktoy of countless future chads. You're gonna be spending all your money for what will eventually be a cumdumpster in 18-20 years
>>77261220Having a girl vastly increase your chances of having grandkids, which is the endgoal,You just have to raise her right to make sure said grandkids have the right color at birth
>>77261242>You just have to raise her rightkek
>>77261186Fucking with hormones will kill the baby Just make sure she breastfeeds and doesn't drink alcohol during itThen, you want to just make sure he gets plenty of fat and fiber so his gut and hormone profile fills in and then to max it out, you make sure he doesn't become a screen kidTake him to the park, have him lift kid weights when you're lifting for real etc etc
>>77261295>make sure he doesn't become a screen kidprobably the absolute best thing you can do for him. millennials killed generation alpha by putting an ipad in front of them
>>77261186> at 4 months pregnancyyou are already too late
>>77261246Very easy, just don't sit her in front of the TV all day or give her access to a smartphone too soon,The difficult part is having your wife onboard but that's not problem for meFor OP>>77261186Do not fuck with the hormones ever>>77261295Gave you very solid advice. Breastfeeding for as long as possible (ideally up to 2 years old) will give the best benefits. The it's up to you to be the man you want him to become
>>77261186In addition to what >>77261295 this anon said. Id reccomend getting some 100% cotton maternity clothes for your wife. We absorb lots of microplastics through our polyester clothes
>>77261303>Do not fuck with the hormones everyeajust make sure that she exercises and consumes no sugar
>>77261186I am not a profesional of course but id reccomend heavily reading with your kid. Once they are old enough to read take turns reading with them. My parents did that with me and my siblings and we all love to read. Also limit screen time and DONT GIVE THEM SOCIAL MEDIA or unmonitored internet access
get your wife and them him on a carnivore diet asap
>>77261186Make sure your wife eats well, not like a starved hog, but well balanced, good quality food.
>>77261317Yes>>77261311No
Just feed him well and get him into exercise early.
Its already ogre just hope they arent born with some debilitating illness or severe autism
Then you woke up and realised there is no gf,(you) are a trooned oht 38 year old wog
>>77261298TrueBut young gen xers and older millennials
>>77261220 #I think a bigger concern with a daughter is that OP pumped her full of testosterone in the womb and engineered a troon baby
>>772611860. Sleep is the world's most powerful drug.1. Be in your bed for 8 hours 2. Same bedtime every night, any time before midnight 3. Don’t eat right before bed 4. Calm foods for dinner 5. No screens 1 hour before bed 6. Avoid added sugar (be aware it’s in everything) 7. Avoid all things in an American convenience store 8. Avoid fried foods9. Shoes off at the door10. Eat whole foods, particularly veggies fruits nuts legumes berries 11. Walk a little after meals or air squats 12. Get your heart rate high routinely 13. Lift heavy things 14. Stretch daily 15. Water pik, floss, brush, tongue scrape, morning and night 16. Make an effort to drink water 17. Get sunlight when you wake up (UV is low) 18. Protect skin in midday sun19. Stand up straight 20. See at least one friend once a week 21. Avoid plastic where you can (in all things) 22. Circulate air in rooms 23. When stressed, breathe, learn to calm your body 24. Go to the dentist 25. Avoid sitting for long times 26. Protect your hearing, the world is too loud 27. Alcohol is bad for you28. Finish coffee before noon29. Avoid bright lights after sunset 30. If obese, look into a GLP31. Sleep in a cold room 32. Texting while driving is dangerous 33. Turn off all notifications34. Limit social media use 35. Don’t smoke anything 36. If you struggle to sleep, read a physical book before bed 37. 1 hour before bed have a calm wind down routine: bath, read, light walk, listen to music 38. The body is a clock and loves routine. Have a daily morning and evening schedule. 39. Avoid long distance travel where you can40. Baby steps first: incorporate new things slowly 41. Do less… most things don’t work.
>>77261186>how do i make sure our son is a high test chad Take a DNA test and pray you arent the father
what if u yell ar your son every morning for being inside your wife and to hurry up and come out of her vagina and that he better not be hard and have a bonner or else you will put your bonner inside your wifes baby hatcher
>>77261186hope he's black
>>77261242Girldad cope
>>77261242in my experience leftists women are less likely to racemix so you should make her a libtard
>>77261186Don't you worry, lil' buddy. I've already taken care of that.
