Why do you lift, /fit/?I’m dating a goth trans girl and I need to get big enough to block out the sun for her when we go outside.Every lat pulldown is an act of love.
>>77262862to get a gfbut its not working
I avoid anime discussions as much as possible (and i also have no horse in this race as a bisexual man) and only watched jjk like two days ago but i know for a fact the flips and indonesians and latrinos on /a/ and xitter had a week-long aneurysm and meltdown thread after meltdown over picrel and the guy in your OP
>>77262877People are confused why their dicks are hard, pretty simple
>>77262935>Broad shoulders (extremely masculine)>Cute hair and face (extremely feminine)>Androgynous boy-ish but still female-like mannerism (androgynous)It's not that confusing I wish mtfs tried to mimic this instead of going full commando on being a woman
>>77262940They make androgynous femboys though? Why not fuck them?Some trans women also do the androgynous thing but it’s definitely less common
>>77262950Because they're either femboy-only or straight 99,99% of the time also im here ofc im fucking unattractive and live in bumfuck nowhere my odds of fucking a supermodel are higher than finding such person
>>77262862I look like this and say this.
>>77262955Gotta get bigger my man, trust meThe fem boys crave a muscle daddy
>>77262862shes not goth she just went on twitter one day and listened to some gay shit like semetary.also kys anime chaser
>>77262977this nigga plapping on femboys
>>77262977most femboys/trannies just want attention, and if a woman gave them that pretty much 96% would never talk to a man again, and the ones who would are sissy hypno BNWO type.
OP strikes again with his faggotry.
I swear to god this board is gayer then /lgbt/.
>>77262996lol we met because I was wearing a deftones shirtAlso I would have to be outside with her to block the sun fuckhead, I’m not a chaser
>>77263017deftones just proved my point. spotify core band.what does being outside have to do with you not being a chaser? you just made a whole thread to edge with other men to trannies in.
>>77262862To be able to defensively or offensively use buttsex on potential gay guys.
Satan won.
>>77262862You do lat pulldowns and she does cock pullouts you fagget
>>77262862you're dating a man
>>77263021>implying niggas havent been listening to deft ones since the cooler movie
Because I enjoy it
>>77262862im broke with no education. my fitness is pretty much all I have
>>77263002Rabbi is pushing his gay cuck fetish again
>>77262996you people call anyone interested in you who isn't another tranny a chaser.
>start lifting>making good progress>excited to show off my gains to my ldr gf when we see each other again in a few months>end up breaking up>still lifting but what for
>>77262977That's not how it works. God i love when you fags keep throwing assumptions and your fantasies/theories of "do x to get y". All the half-decent looking femboys/trannies either become ewhores, full blown prostitutes or are simply not interested in men.
>>77263333Also this is importantWomen will never call you a simp if you approach them no matter how bad you do it. Maybe a creep, a weirdo, awkward... but that's dependent on what you do or look liketrannies cry oppression and suppression but the moment you give one of them a chance you IMMEDIATELY become a chaser to them and if they have a social group of other trannies they basically coerce each other into turning your relationship into a lolcow show. unless you've been around, you'll never even realize it
For the next asian trans girl I'll date and protect and love
>>77262862Did you really think you could make this thread and not have me ruin it?Ahem.I larp that I'm lifting for the sake of health and fitness, but really it's for my wife's asshole. I desperately want to touch/taste/fuck her ass, but she's not really interested. She's not really interested in sex in general these days. She'll put out willingly out of obligation, but stress from work and menopause has ruined her libido, and when we do have sex she mostly just wants to lay there doing the minimum until it's over.Me, I'm still horny as a teenager. I want her to enjoy sex, I want her to want it, I want to see that shy nervousness when we try something new. Most importantly, I want to cum balls deep in her goddam asshole.I have told myself if I just get back in shape it'll fire her back up, but I don't believe her. What I do believe is that as soon as she sees me catching mires, she'll get jealous and insecure enough to let me do more with her body.But I have to catch the mires first. So here I am, 20lbs away from abs and not probably not going to see them this summer, but fucking hell I'm going to try. Gonna flail at it every goddam day, 1 step back 2 steps forward, until the weight I never should have allowed myself to gain comes off, and then once I'm lean I'm going to round out that fucking 1234, which'll put me head and shoulders above my peers.All for the sake of that butthole.
>>77263418Has your wife ever let you in her ass before? Also do you go down on her? It's very easy when you are eating your girl out to wander a little more south. That's usually how I get my tongue in a asshole
>>77262862to crush foid skulls until their brainmatter pops and spews from their ears
>>77263418Is this copypasta?
>>77262867lel same
what even is the official story. Troon?
>>77262862>Why do you lift, /fit/?idk anymore. used to be for a gf, but I struggle to believe I can get one
>>77263503You could've just not replied instead of bumping the thread for people who sort by last reply.
>>77263482The struggle is its own reward
>>77262862I want to return to monke. Or at least be like an oldschool barbarian or Tarzan and be able to run and climb and leap and swing and do any arbitrary shit I may need to do. Also to mog everyone else at the sailboat races.
>>77263456I am permitted to finger - that's routine enough that I don't really ask first anymore. Had a vibrator up there once while eating her. Intending to do more of that, really stretch (get it) what she'll allow.I eat pussy religiously. All day, every day, I am completely consumed with an animal hunger for a woman's body, and my wife is more willing to tolerate me salivating all over her if she knows I'm spiraling towards the clit. With that in mind, months ago I drifted down to the butthole once and she made it clear that it wasn't welcome so I didn't linger. A months later I asked for a more complete experience, couched as "I've just been thinking about it since that one time" and the answer was so vehemently no that I was depressed and angry about it for weeks. I felt like I needed to ask after the first reaction, plus I want her washed first, so it all kind of doesn't work without her on board. At this point buttlicking is a long term side goal - someday months/years from now I'll catch her fresh out of the shower and make it happen. But for now I've assessed, and the actual buttfucking is for more important and, honestly, likely.>>77263468No. This is my day to day life. If you've seen it before, it's because I've posted about it.
>>77263570Fresh out of the shower is fine.But brother, but if you eat your girl out after she has finished a nice workout, you'll unleash an animal you didn't know you had access to.
>>77263672I'm not doubting you, but I'm trying to eat ass, not shit, ya know? I have a bidet but she doesn't use it - my end goal would be able to tell her, hey, go use the bidet, and her just blush and go do it.
This is the gayest thread in the board right now. Kill yourselves
>>77263841you can dethrone it by moving to another one
>>77263813Her not using a bidet and instead opting to use toilet paper is borderline unbelievable and makes me kinda doubt everything you have been saying. For that to be true, this is all looking to be more your fault for marrying someone this many standard deviations away from the norm and not discussing ass eating before hand
>>77262996Goth isn't political it's just a aesthetic period. So if she listened to semetsey and wore black she's goth. It's over. Punk isn't working class it's just tweakers, and suburban kids larping. It's all gay the only thing not gay about it is if she looks hot in goth fit it's fashion and it's sexmaxing I go to the rave to dance nigga
>>77263896>Goth isn't politicalGoths are National Socialist and that's based
>>77262862I'm ugly, but that doesn't mean I need to be ugly and weakI want to become a mass monster since I already have the face of one. If i die before 32, who gives a shit?
>>77263953Bro stop sending money to e-girls and go outside
>>77263263I saw a guy parking his car outside the gym today and he was with a broke ass 1996 Toyota and he was making a shake, and when i saw him I thought to myself: > this brokie doesn’t deserve to even liftAnd I was right, how can you even think entertaining yourself while being broke?
>>77262862>I’m dating a goth trans girl>goth trans girl>trans girl>girl
>>77264160i've been trying to use the discipline I learned from fitness to make money on the markets.currently backtesting a strategy with 70% winrate, and hoping it will make me a millionaire in 10 years.
>>77264074>go outside>meet goth girl>ask her favorite band>says NachtmahrWow looks like I was right again, faggot
>>77264166anon, do you realize where you are? this is homotron central
>>77264166>trans girl>gayI don't think so.When I fuck femboys that feels significantly gay.Being with a trans women is 100% different
>>77263275nope just somebody who sadly has been in and around these circles for a decade now, sorry every contact in and around the androgyny sphere ive ever made has been this way.men are seen as disfigured to most even.
>>77264183things that never happened.90% of men are posers, 99.999999 percent of women are posers esp after covid.
>>77263333>>77263378This is a thread dedicated to gooning to made up tranny scenarios.>Durrr dont enter my spade tattoo gerudo Link thread and call me Blacked and a cuck bro, im into getting my wife fucked by brown men too!
>>77263378>the moment you give one a chanceLol. Lmao. Trannies can pop up a twitter and post their asshole and balls and get 4000 loyal drones overnight, the ones given a chance are the raging closeted insecure weak men preying on them to not feel like a failure of a man.Ive always found it funny your types call troons goon shit like "failed male" when in reality its projection.