My massage guy today was telling me fruit and vegetables cause autism.
>>77265666There's a very high chance he browses /fit/ then.
>>77265666Seems about par for "alternative medicine" these days. The people still doing it are much bigger kooks than than they used to be.
All kidding aside though what the fuck happened. I know anyone who went to school with us in the 90s and early 00s had maybe a handful of autists in a school with like 1000 kids. Now it's absurd how high the rate is. Wasn't it like 1/12 in California? What the fuck is going on give me your best guesses.
>>77265678Actually testing for it.
>>77265678>allow people to self diagnose>offer financial rewards, extra time in exams, and the normal rules of society no longer apply: be as much of an awkward jerk as you want, nobody can criticise you>be surprised when (srlf) diagnosis skyrockets
>>77265679This implies that the number of kids walking around undiagnosed back then was extremely high but anyone with some social awareness can see that there is a sharp increase in the number of 'obviously' autistic kids today compared to back then. It's not just the "omg I'm like autistic you guys, I'm just so quirky because of my autism!" idiots pretending to have it. I'm talking about actual level 3 full blown mouth drooling autists with 0 speech and randomly fly into self harm meltdowns.
>>77265679Poorly. It's basically like what people claim trannyism is. Where any positive means they ignore all the negatives. You used to have to test for it at 3 developmental stages to really confirm it now they just call it early. Most children grow out it in a normal environment. But if you treat them like they are autistic and put them special ed yeah they'll be stunted even if they weren't autistic.
>>77265687Back in ye olde days if you acted weird you were beaten with a wooden rod and learned to hide it.
>>77265678more and more women started waiting until their mid 30s to have kids.
>>77265666And he's righthttps://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8316667/https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0278691525003898
>>77265678Low quality humans creating low quality humans.
>>77265666you have a guy masseuse?
>>77265778He types on 4chan
>>77265778This. And vaccines and pesticides and plastics and WiFi/cell signals. Autism was definitely a thing before look at Benjy in Faulkner’s the Sound and The Fury, but it’s much more prevalent now.
>>77265779Men have stronger and hands and can penetrate deeper
>>77265779it takes a man to know what a man likes
>>77265812>>77265829fair points, i rest my case
>>77265829>>77265812think you might have forgot no homo..right bros?
>>77265779>paying for a deep tissue massage from a womanlmao
>>77265844>paying for anything 'deep' from a man
>>77265844its nice to get touched by a woman anon. Also each masseuse has their own style of massage and depending on how attractive you are, they will do some things they may not do on other people. Also you dont want a dude to accidentally touch your dick, you only want this from a woman
>>77265678Humanity is evolving
>>77265886>Also you dont want a dude to accidentally touch your dick, you only want this from a womanbut i dont want either of those things, getting a massage is weird enough
Crazy how high functioning autists are superior to neurotypicalsWe are doomed, normalbros
>>77265935>i dont like being touchedyou must be autistic then
>>77265939This. When was the last time you met a NT who was worth a shit?
you have a man as your masseuse????
>>77266026what the fuck are you nerds even talkin about? who the fuck hangs out with autistic people other than predators?
>>77265803>Vaccines cause autismI literally never thought I'd actually hear somebody make this claim.
>>77265678Oxidative stresshttps://youtu.be/j5aKlLRi9VY?
>>77266272They contribute to it
>>77266418Sure thing
>>77265939Despite 70 years of thorough diagnosis, not a single noteworthy person or contributor to humanity has ever been diagnosed with autism. Not a single autist brought history changing innovation, yet no one pumps their fist higher than autists bragging about how they're such misunderstood geniuses repeating a boomer meme that was only intended to make them not feel like complete failures
>>77266272>ummm yikes sweaty wowIt's definitely good that you're here instead of on reddit, it makes a lot of sense too.
>>77266477If some of the people being diagnosed today are "autistic" then someone like Isaac Newton definitely was.
>>77266470Yeah. I’m certain those Jewish cocktails of whatever the fuck injected straight into our bodies from youth for a couple generations now have had zero net negative ramifications and any and all possible outcomes were accounted for and prevented. Scientifically, of course. I’m not saying vaccines are bad outright, but the may or may not cause things that weren’t expected in the long run, or maybe they’re working as intended. You’ve shut your mind to a very plausible idea completely while at the same time riding some intellectual high horse.
>>77265666he was calling you autistic
>>77265678More testing and awareness diagnosing less severe cases. The proportion of megatards has not changed, the number of quirk chunguses certainly has though. The good news is these people do not receive benefits paid for by the taxpayer, only the megatards do, so they get to seethe about their undesirability in the workforce without any tendiebucks.
>>77265779Massage Therapist, not masseuse you fucking clown. I got to one every month to help loosen the tightness in my muscles. Worth every dollar. Dude is one of those cool boomers who gives actual good advice, but only if you ask (he's the reason I finally got off my ass and learned how to properly invest).
>>77266968Do you actually have numbers for this or are you just guessing>>77266976This would probably a good thing for lifters to do (so 10% or so of the board)I used to get them for free because of health insurance before I lifted. But I was like 22 and in perfect health and had no real use for them. I could use them now much more
>>77265939>able to lock the fuck in to the detriment of many facets of their life, yet produce incredible results I fucking despise that I have the shitty kind of ADHD that makes it nearly impossible of focus. The Adderall makes me functional and equivalent to a basic bitch neurotypical.
>>77265666parasites and toxins cause autism
>>77266981World of difference, dude. I'm only in my 30s but I'm trying to give my body proper maintenance now and forever so I'm not falling apart when I'm in 60s.
>>77267013Your a parasite
>>77265666i don't know if that's right but honestly he sounds p based.
>>77265679Since that's the only thing you listed, do you believe the the real rate of autism hasn't changed at all in the last 100 years? Legitimately asking.
>>77265795Everyone here is 6'4"+, has a huge dick, has top 1% strength, makes 6 figures """working""" maybe 5 hours a week, and is constantly told their face is incredibly attractive so what the fuck are you getting at
>>77266056brother do you have any idea where you are right now
>>77267013Has even a single person claimed to have unautismed themselves by listening to / reading stuff like this?
>>77267214>listening to / readingthey do chlorine dioxide protocols
>>77267177Has the population increased in the last 100 years?
>>77267299Yes. Do you understand what "rate" refers to?
>>77265666Tell the massage guy that massages cause autism, while autism causes fruits and vegetables.
>>77267302Has your ability to know what's going on in the world and the visibility of autistic people increased? 100 years ago 99% of people would never have even heard the word autism.
>>77265778>Low quality humans creating low quality humans.Unironically correct, spiteful mutant hypothesis gets proven correct more and more every day.
>>77265692>has no idea what he's talking about
>>77266521>IT'S DAAAA JOOOOOWWWWWW
>>77267214>Has even a single person claimed to have unautismed themselves by listening to / reading stuff like this?Serious answer: NAC has some of the most evidence among experimental anti-autism pills, and happens to also be a chelator, but toxic heavy metal exposure is considered at mostly *partly* pathogenic in some cases. The 'tism ack-shilly has *A LOT* of causes that are both genetic and environmental, as with quite a lot of conditions that don't neatly fit into either category but lots of people like to say they do.
>>77266521Sure thing
>>77266477They used to just be called 'eccentric'There's volumes of absolute spaghetti spillers throughout history, but I also agree the prevalence appears far higher than just 2 generations ago,
>>77267334>spiteful mutant hypothesisthis idea had been floating in my head for years, didn't know it was theorized already... probably because I'm one of those mutant brainlets
>>77267198>6'4"+yes>has a huge dickapparently>has top 1% strengthif you hit 1/2/3/4 then yes>makes 6 figures """working""" maybe 5 hours a weekI have 50 dollars to my name> constantly told their face is incredibly attractivemore like "occasionally"Being honest, can anyone here beat that? just curious
>>77265666>massage guy
>>77265812Bet you love getting deeply penetrated
>>77267013https://projectavalon.net/lib/Kerri%20Rivera%20-%20Healing%20the%20Symptoms%20Known%20as%20Autism.pdf
>>77267315>Has your ability to know what's going on in the world and the visibility of autistic people increased?Yes, as has everyone else's. That's why I'm asking if you think the real rate of occurrence is the same or not.
>>77268112I think tards have always existed but they used to be undiagnosed or beaten until they could pretend to be normal. It's the same argument about gay people. Oh why didn't there used to be more fruits? Because people used to throw rocks at them.
>>77268137I'm asking if you think they existed at the same rate, not if they existed at all.
>>77268140Yes I do. 99% of kids used to go through the sort of education where you got whacked with a ruler if you acted different. The same thing happens today where most women with autism are undiagnosed because they're more socially pressured to fit int. you also don't see the increase in shitholes like africa and the middle east for the same reason. Spergs still exist, they're just repressed.
>>77268146>Yes I do.Thank you anon. It only took you 4 fucking posts to finally stop dodging the question.
>>77268150Maybe autists are the next evolutionary step. No desire to be social, heightened senses like smell and hearing, less emotional decision making. All things that would help in the wild.
>>77265678I will lay out personal libels in place that happen to a child during upbringing.>parents hook up>at a bar drunk>no marriage>no home>dad is a meth junky>mom eats mcdonalds, wendys, and other garbage during pregnancy>9 months of this>Baby time>C section>Who know what injectuons at birth>Mom almost an heroes from after birth complications>No breast milk for baby, forumla max>More injections>Mom gets told by a new bf (also junky, who later overdose and dies) that her son is Autistic>Mom now goes all in "my son is austistic and so is everyone else but they dont know it">Son is now raised a spoiled child, does not get told No, eats junk food all day and stares at a screen all day FOR EIGHT YEARS STRAIGHT.Some variant of this, its a spirit/energy/demon"We are Legion and we are many".
>>77265666Probably does. Have you ever met an adult that eats carrots and apples all day? Fucked up.
>>77268156Get a load of this retard
>>77268189This is actually legit. I'm not trying to hate on vegetables and fruit at all, but the people that eat a ton of raw vegetables have a disproportionate amount of autism funk to them. This is something I noticed even as a kid.
>>77268156If you are refereing to darwin evolution, you are fucking midwitmaxxing if you think that shit is real.
>>77268189>>77268203Being able to think for yourself isnt autism, what you are describing is the massive stage in "western" cultures ofGaslightDiagnoseSilenceLook how many midwits are "hahaha hantavirus, what a joke" but were all in when it came to "covid".
>>77268214That's not what I'm talking about. You don't get it at all... (but yes fuck the coof hysterics).
>>77268208Think if you're in the wild and Grug's getting eaten by a sabertooth and you're an autistt. Your reaction is "What's this got to do with me stop embarrassing me" you live he dies.
>>77268224Drink more floride dude, it sure is helping your premise.>>77268218Its about Brand awareness and control. Why would "they" put a black circle on the fag flag to represent autism. Why are autist being represented on a flag along with sodomites?
>>77268241Because we'll run this shit eventually.
>>77265666>eat copious amounts of vegetables>riddled with modern pesticides>sperm suffers dna damage>eggs suffer dna damage>conceived kid has the tismo>oh my how could this have happenedSounds plausible imo
