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>start lifting
>eating clean
>get fit
>visibly jacked
>fat cashier at the groceries store starts hitting on me
>instantly turned off by any porn where the guy isn't fit
>Jerking off is now painful from all the callous on my hands
Why didn't you fuckers warn me about this?
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>>77266360
>>fat cashier at the groceries store starts hitting on me
Be wary. Fat cashiers and receptionistd everywhere will try to hit on you and if you politely excuse yourself they will hate you forever.
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>>77266360
Post body
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>>77266378
>He doesn't get hit on by fat cashiers
DYEL detected
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>>77266453
/fit/ be like
>bro she said "hey welcome to x how may i help you today...do you have a membership card...that will be $89.76..." damn im getting jacked out of my mind bro better post it on /mire/
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>>77266464
>he doesn't believe good looking men get hit on by women
Have you tried lifting weights?
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>>77266515
>he thinks lifting metallic circles up and down for no reason makes you attractive and susceptible to women approaching him
>he says as his only example is the fat cashier doing her fucking job to smile at customers
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>>77266519
>At self checkout
>scanning my shit, no issues
>Hi, Need any help?
>no thanks I'm good.
>She stays there
>Oh it's just that I've seen you come here often
>OK.
Couple weeks later
>Hey, Haven't seen you here in a while!
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>>77266528
Damn dude she really wants to have kids with you !!!
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>>77266519
>he thinks women aren't attracted to fit men
>he doesn't even comprehend the concept of non-verbal cues like fuck me eyes
Must suck to be an incel who has absolutely no idea what it's like to be flirted with
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>>77266642
Women are attracted to height, face and somewhat hair.
They dont care about your 3in arms.
The very concept of a "mire" is indian because it skips over the fact that women in non-gutter trash tier countries have the freedom to just walk up to a TALL or HANDSOME guy and hit on him directly. You're neither, you're a compensating genetic dead end
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>>77266658
13in*
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>>77266360
>instantly turned off by any porn where the guy isn't fit
real. I just can't unsee dyels anymore.
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>>77266666
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>>77266666
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>>77266666
What a waste.
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>>77266684
u mad brah ?
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>>77266360
>>instantly turned off by any porn where the guy isn't fit
OP... You're gay.
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>>77266360
>>Jerking off is now painful from all the callous on my hands
Youre supposed to have a woman do it for you
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>>77266360
buy one of those porous stones that women use on their feet, take a hot shower or bath, and grind those callouses off
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>>77266666
how?
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>>77266978
Im not gonna lie it's just that this board is fucking dead so i checked the catalog and saw the latest post ending with 5 was like 20-30 seconds ago so i decided to just take it
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>>77266373
This. And they all talk to one another. They're in a sorority of evil and they WILL try to take you down.
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>>77267033
Oh yeah he's such an adonis they're gonna take him down and add expired bubble gum to his grocery bag for not saying hi back fucking kek the detachement from reality in this board
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>>77266658
We get it, you don't talk to women.
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>>77267044
oops, meant for
>>77267043
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>>77267050
Fuck i fucked up again. Meant for >>77267033
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>>77266978
Like this
>>77267052
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>>77267053
And this>>77267052
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Post more asian goddess pics faggot, that's what we're here for.
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>>77267089
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>>77266360
Whats the sauce for that image
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>>77266666
based
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>>77266658
Wtf is the video? Looks like a schizojeet recording.
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>>77266658
women rarely ever dare to approach Chad they're terrible at flirting.
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>>77267202
Indian "bodybuilder". Goes out in public and has his friend record every single person who even glares at him or looks his direction while crossing the road and edits it with shitty phonk. /Mire/ incarnate
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVxSlQ_DJOj/
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>>77267213
>thats considered an Indian "fitness influencer"

Jesus what a dysgenic, retarded people. Hes just fat.
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>>77267242
>retarded people
Did you watch the webm? Even his fellow pajeets are looking at him in disgust. The only people who consider him a fitness influencer are the bots that he pays.
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>nah dude
>if she didn't drop her pants and bend over in front of you,
>she wasn't attracted to you
>hate to break it to ya
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>>77266360
Have you tried not jerking off to another man having sex like some cuck?
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>>77266978
it's easy on dead boards. If he did that on /pol/ it would be different



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