Reminder to do your SQUATS
>>77266455Having a hard ass won't get you a girlfriend because it's not easily noticeable out in public, but when you're showing off your body to a girl and she notices what a hard ass you have it will definitely get her in the mood.Disclaimer: expect her to grab your ass a lot from that point on. It always felt weird to me when girls do that because I always looked at it as something men do to women. But women appreciate asses too.
Do kettlebell swings a big ass? I can’t squat dude to bad back
A few days ago I had a dream where I had a big ass and women kept grabbing it while I was grocery shopping.
women love men with cake
>>77266708The world would be better without you
>>77266713rude
>>77266708dayum
>>77266609That wasn't a dream anon, it was a premonition of the future you WILL create
I havent squatted for months until today but my ass kept the same consistency mostly, my quads are dyel tier now but my hamstrings are goodI want to powershit more seriously but i feel that for bodybuilding purposes doing hinge movement like deadlift which i've been doing religious all that time is more important for ass building than a sagittal plan push like a leg press Maybe low bar helps since it's basically a hinge also
>>77266455Will this give me a big butt
>>77266455How come softball girls always have such insane asses? What is it about softball, or some workout they do to prepare for it, that does that?
>>77266732look at baseball players (because you never played catch with your dad) and be enlightened
>>77266732they are all chubby lesbians
walking and cycling = great ass
>>77266778Yeah they are all kinda fat and you usually don’t see fat chicks wearing tight pants
Having a big ass as a man is NOT sexy.
>>77266785Who told you that
>>77266785Big as in fat, yeah, it's gross.Big as in big glutes, women love it.
Buttmogging and titmogging my petite gf makes her horny as fuck
>>77266549lol dumb pussy glassback
I do not like it when my wife squeezes my butt. That is for pooping only, no touching
>>77266708damn son you into frot? hmu if you're near TAMPA
>>77266522only time my ass was ever grabbed in public was by a guy at a Tritonal show. i was wearing shorts and squatting like 2 plates at the time
>>77266722I just do squat and deadlift and I've seen girls make social media posts about my butt
>>77266778You're thinking of Roller Derby, softball girls are all cock hungry
>>77266888I'll bet you enjoyed that, gayboy.Also checked.
>>77267032Are there any sports for bisexual girls willing to bang each other and also me?
>>77267075i just convince myself that he was mirin. my wife grabs my ass every time i get naked to shower tho
>>77267032>he doesn't know
>>77267080Golf?
>>77266522>it's not easily noticeable out in publicspeak for yourself
>>77266727>>77266455Hip thrusts are the only actual glute movement, boiz
>>77266732No good asses there, bud, sry
>>77267129easy there sport
>>77267129wat?
>>77266708FaggotNo its true. I'm conscious of my ass status. big ass makes smaller waist and more women have man butt fetishes than people realize.When I'm all asswole after an epic leg day, if she's horny she'll stick her big toe up my ass crack from the edge of the bed when I'm at the dresser, the plant her face in there and lick my asshole. It's nice. I feel like I'm being rewarded for feasting on her shithole whenever I can.
>>77267163I can't believe you take her entire leg up your ass
>>77267168I'm in her ass before that could ever happen.
>>77267163Your girlfriend fists your asshole with her foot?
>>77267163If you don't eat each other's asses I'm not convinced you love each other.
>>77267124And yet all sorts of guys here have good butts apparently without them, weird
SOMEONE POST A GOOD ROUTINE SO I CAN GET JUICY GLUTES FOR SLOOTS ALREADY!!!!!!
>>77268283Squats and superman. All day. Every day.
>>77268283squats deadlifts
It's all fun and games until you get your ass slapped in the gym shower
>>77268283wrestling/football/rugby strength and conditioning
>>77266785big ass = big thrusting power
>>77266455can't tell if she's annoyed or horny by the fact
>>77266824Eh but a muscle butt isn't ever going to be super big>>77266817A girl in high school actually.
>>77266455What is that expression trying to convey?
>>77266522>but when you're showing off your body to a girl and she notices what a hard ass you have it will definitely get her in the mood.Big ass won't do you any good unless your anus is bleached
>>77266855If your wife wanted you to spank her, would you do it?
>>77268327Playfully exasperated and annoyed but actually just horny
>>77268283Yoga has lots to offer:>lizard pose/flowing side plank>chair and crescent>bridge, wheel, locustthere's also this:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hockey_butt
careful guys, you get a joocy butt one day and suddenly your gf wants to peg you
>>77268613All heterosexual (and even bisexual) women are revolted by men into be pegged or fugged
>>77267161>>77267137>Posts second and third image with bad/non-existent buttsYou need to be 18 to post here, boyo
>>77269383Post what you consider a great ass then mr. critic
>>77266455its true. this girl i met, gave me a bj while i was standing. she slapped my butt cheek and started to squeeze it. now always grabs it during sex, more than my arms even
>>77269456be careful bro
>>77269359this
>>77269359Not true if they're mentally ill sadomasochistics.
>>77266522Dubs of truth. I've been told I have a nice ass by many women and they couldn't keep their hands off it.My last long term girlfriend would always spank it if I was walking around naked.
>>77267129I agree with this assessment
>>77269720Don’t sadomasochists like being hurt themselves? Not hurting others butts?
>>77269359>All heterosexual (and even bisexual) women are revolted by men into be pegged or fuggedhow do we tell him
>>77270596You can tell him he’s correct by responding with “TRVKE” or “TRVTHNVKE”
>>77266727>>77267124Stiff legged will also build your glutes
>>77270596>>All heterosexual (and even bisexual) women are revolted by men into be pegged or fugged>how do we tell himyou dont have to do this
my thighs will continue to shrinkim too much of a poorfag to bulk
>>77266455Doing Bulgarian split squats.
>>77266778>>77266783>>77267032Can they fit in a row boat?
>>77269359There must be some feminists who like submissive fags.
I got my ass eaten by a kinky bitch once and it inspired me to do more squats.
>>77267161what he said
