LMAO
LOL even
>>77268352What's the funny? This is the correct take.
>>77268355In 2004, this would have been considered a superhero physique.
>>77268352This takes at least 3 years natty to achieve and strict diet
Let's be real his body mogs 90% of /fit/Disagree? Post body (under similar non flattering pose/lighting)
Girls are so dumb
Women assume "gym bro bodies" are the massive social media steroid bodies. They have no concept of what natty lifting looks like
>>77268383Yeah, you basically will never have to worry about being too big for a woman if you are natty. And I think the dick skin scares they more than the muscle size, if a men's physique or even classic is not competition ready most will not find him too big kek.
>>77268355Because it is a "gym-pumped one," he just had pizza and beer the past two weekends. What women call dadbod is years of gym effort + a few weeks off.
>>77268352>>77268369I look like this after four years of natty lifting
The guy has Pectus Excavatum
>>77268432The greatest natty of all time. Steve Reeves had it too, so who acres
>>77268401>+ a few weeks offNot even that, just lifting while natty + some beers in the weekends
>>77268401dadbod is 17-22% bodyfat, literally natty lifter with belly
In fairness, this means you really don't need to be cliche-extreme-bodybuilder big to be handsomely strong! strawpoll.com/xVg71lO3pyr
The crazy thing is, you still have to train 10 years for a body liek this. This is just Gyllenhaal off roids for a role.is personal trainer for Road House famously stated that his body is not maintainable and only looks liek this for the duration of a movie. Pretty honest man.
>>77268352I have theory on this "dadbod" phenomenon. Put overall attractiveness aside (face hair frame etc). Womens' bodies are almost entirely genetic provided they are not fat, and they are very proud of their RNG. Women also tend to despise effort. The dadbod thing is the application of the female mindset to male health. They are trying to sus out the men who they think are like them: good looking with no effort. Of course they are bad at this and point to a guy who has worked out for years and is at 18%BF.
God why don’t I have obliques like that
>>77268492Lie on the ground, grab a dumbbell with your feet. Lift said dumbbell with your feet. Bring it back down. Repeat.You'll have them in a couple months, assuming you're not fat.
>>77268503>grab a dumbbell with your feet. Lift said dumbbell with your feetcome again?
>>77268401It's thanks to social media. They get exposed to chemically enhanced bodies and they're too retarded to tell that they're frauds, so when they see an elite natty physique, they call it a "dad bod"
>>77268539Almost as if everything is relative or something. Also, the irony of gymbros expecting everyone to be a polymath. lmao
>>77268486that's exactly itone more reason to not listen to women
>>77268486Women don't actually value you "working" for anything. Even money they just want you to be born with it. It's why age gap relationships are seen as an ick because they see it as a loser guy that had to "grind" his way into getting money and then a relationship. Same with working out, they want a guy that is just active and just so happens to have a nice body, not someone that worked for it.
>>77268539I remember a few years ago feeling a cortisol spike because this dumb hoe could not believe guys like Hemsworth or even Dwayne Johnson were on roids.I honestly don't blame roiders who pump and ghost these dumb whores, if you are a female this oblivious you deserve to be used for sex and discarded.
>>77268551That's why natty lifting is a meme because the guy she is ghosting you for is on Tren and she thinks he just "works out harder" than you do.
>>77268572>literally in a thread illustrating how that's not true
>>77268355Women genuinely have no idea what men naturally look like, they only ever see superheroes on TV and assume that is the default. OP's pic literally is a gym physique just not super cut.
>>77268383The absolute worst examples are the women who are afraid to lift 15 pound dumbells because "they don't want to get too muscular". Like they think Arnol Schwartzenegger just does 3x3 reps of 15 pound dumbells or something and any man who doesn't have his physique is just lazy.
>>77268432sounds like hopium to me! :-)
>>77268572all natties need to do is work with delts/traps and chest to look good in a shirt, bodybuilders attract more fags than anything
Looks good. Peak dad bod.
>>77268352>>77268371I know this might be a hard concept to understand but not all women are the same and it's possible to meet two girl with vastly different taste in men.
>>77268799All women want tall handsome guys
>>77268370You have to be utterly delusional to think 10% of /fit/ looks anything close to that.I'd be surprised if 10% of /fit/ even actively lifts and 90% of those will be obese.
girls see sub 10% bodyfat bodybuilders the same way guys see anorexic chicks. theres something off putting. it can never be a 10/10/this is still obviously much more fuckable than bloated lardass, but the healthy sheen of some bf% on top of good musculature clearly signals some amount of 'this animal is well fed and if i fuck him our babies will be well fed too' to the mammal brain. obviously men looking at bodybuilders arent thinking that way therefore any bf% is bad.
>>77268354No. This is women's langwitchWe oughta stick together (like glue), not tear eachotha DOWN
>>77268832>girls see sub 10% bodyfat bodybuilders the same way guys see anorexic chicksI'm in love with a BMI <10 girl
>>77268860spooky
>>77268832>the same way guys see anorexic chicks.Insanely hot ? Didnt read the rest of your pseud drivel
>>77268799You are right in that 95% of women are the same and that there are 5% outliers that might actually be intelligent and arent solely driven by their own selfish desires.
>>77268863She's so precious and I'm in love <3
>>77268866see your company>>77268860>>77268883
>>77268941I'm anorexic myself. It's like the N-word. Anorectics can be attracted to anorectics. I am not a fetichist
>>77268355Because that is a physique that takes years of hard work in the gym. Keep in mind that this is a candid photo. Contrast that with the ones that instagram models take where they're pumped/flexed/have perfect lighting and angles, etc. Those guys you see with the hardest most cut up abs imaginable? Most of that is for show, they actually look like this if you just take a candid unposed photo of them in natural light at the beach.
>>77268799What's stupid is that she calls a roided physique "a little muscle".
>>77268352donnie darko looks like that?!
>>77268799Only two choices are Mentally ill (sociopath) Mentally ill (depressed) Pick your poison bro
>>77268520Return to the utility of prehensile feet, just like the ability your ancestors had many moons ago. Return to monke.
>>77268370crickets
Friendly reminder to never ever listen to anything a woman says.
>>772683551. You need proper nutrition and exercise to have even this kind of body2. They're inadvertently insulting him
Yet you rarely see women with these types of guys.You mainly see them with dyels and giant belly dudes.
>>77269324That's because these kinds of bodies are like the top 1% of the population and there aren't enough of them to go around, which is what shows how deluded women are when they call it "dad bod". Like "this is what a middle aged office worker who used to play football in high school looks like". That is legitimately what they think. Their idea of "fit" is basically Zyzz.
>>77268799>I know this might be a hard concept to understand but not all women are the same and it's possible to meet two girl with vastly different taste in men.Not really. All women love me looks-wise so I guess they all have similar tastes.
>>77269324>>77269985It's more like when you live in the gym half your life, you don't have time for really serious relationships. Come on, man, the dieting alone for one single summer vacation would send any women running after a few weeks.
this physique is easily achievable natty in 2-3 years though. i look similar to this after 2.5 years but i have shit genetics plus i was fucking around for the first year
>>77270097>this physique is easily achievable natty in 2-3 years though.not really
>>77269108He is committed to Sparkle Motion
>>77268352Instead of getting your jimmies rustled just hit the gym and get this body. when you look like this without your shirt on women are ridiculously easy. To the point where you can say and do whatever you want and they just follow you around. I regularly exercise outside in thr Park and the looks women give are ridiculous. Borderline eye rape. They become Indians the way they stare at you. You eant to control women? Easy. Just get a gym bod then mind fuck them anyway you want. They will gladly let you
>>77270342nice one anon
>>77270004>you have to live in the gym to be less than 20% bodyfat and intermediate gainsCope fatass
>>77268799Women are significantly more similar to each other than men are.
>>77268355monkey cope
>>77270342>>77270364
>>77270554>>77269246>>77268383>>77268634not all women are like that
>>77270975>"Women are shorter than men on average.">"Yeah, but I know a tall woman."Look everyone it's the meme
>>77268860holy fucking cow that's off putting
>>77268371>all they want is supermanTheyre not beating the hypergamous allegations
>>77268990Coping dyel
>>77268352Hes got no shoulders, bicep and tris. Incels really think this is not a DYEL build LMAO
kwab
>>77268486>>77268544>>77268550Found the incels. Have sex you freaks
>>77270554You haven't even taken the biggest red pill anon. IQ tests are arbitrarily weighted in such a way that they average out to be the same for men and women. Women are better at language problems by a small margin (good only at yammering on), while men are better at everything else. I think memory was similar too, but all reasoning and logic men are miles ahead. To balance it out so men and women both average to 100, the language section is massively over-weighted. If the sections were weighted evenly men would have much higher average IQs.
>>77271528>To balance it out so men and women both average to 100, the language section is massively over-weighted >the language section Anon I don't know how to tell you this gently, but you don't even know what an IQ test is.
>>77271456When you realize the average physique here is probably something like Bobby Hill from that stupid cartoon, it all makes sense.
>>77268352Woman here. I dont like his body even his face, he gives me the Ick
Holy shit, yeah there are dumb women who say dumb shit about men just like there's dumb men who say dumb shit about women. Doesn't mean we need to start crying about women like fucking /v/ or /pol/.
>>77271606Ok incel
I hate having love handles, they make me look like shit unless I get proper lean while other guys can look good even with a good amount of fat on them
>>77271618Nice blog
>>77268352Women have absolutely no idea this is working out 6 days a week and high protein and moderate diet control with consistent 8 hours of sleep every night just to maintain this.
>>77271606>>77271606>Doesn't mean we need to start crying about women like fucking /v/ or /pol/.Tell me you're a newfag without telling me you're a fucking newfag. You don't get to walk into a party that's been going on all night and try to dictate terms. Get the fuck out of here.
>>77268799>and it's possible to meet two girl with vastly different taste in menYes one girl might like 6'5" vampire billionaires with facial stubble and another might like 6'5" vampire billionaires with clean shaven faces.
Women want lean men or "effortlessly muscular", striver gym steroid freak bodies are considered disgusting and homosexual almost everywhere in the world.
>>77268799This is literally the gymcel equivalent of the female "Not ALL women". You are a failed man
>>77271631Uh oh. Incel melty
>>77268352The internet has really screwed with everyone's mind.
>>77271664>Somehow its the internets fault that moids cant attract women
>>77271666No, most are surprised when a half of men are obese, 40% are overweight, 5% are skinny, and 5% are built.
>>77271619thanks, next week I'm gonna talk about that time I got mogged by a dog, so stay tuned!
>>77271669No one is surprised that moids are low value by default
>>77268352I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and say she probably understands that he had to work out to build muscle mass, and that she's mostly referring to excessive leanness as unattractive, a look that requires lifestyle and dietary choices many women consider obsessive. For them, attraction is never purely physical, because they always make assumptions about what physical traits reveal about a man.
>>77271686Go back to crystal cafe fatso
>>77271658Scuttle on back to whatever retarded discord server you're trying to raid from.
>>77268355>>77268363>>77268401>>77268634>>77268990>>77269279That's not the point. The point is that women like this are so thick and deluded they can't understand that the only reason they find this guy attractive is because it's fucking Jake Gyllenhaal for fucks sake! If it were some random Chud with the exact same physique she would be icked out to another dimension. And no, that body is nothing special. It's really quite average. But again, THAT DOESN'T MATTER. Women DGAF about that! He's a fucking A-list celebrity with a photogenic face. That's literally all that matters.
>>77268486Dadbod is what happens when you get married and have kids, which lowers testosterone leading to a gain of body fat particularly around the waist, with a loss in muscle mass, exacerbated by not working out as much due to responsibilities of being a father.A dadbod signifies to women an ability to provide for children and a good long term partner. It also reminds them of their own father. A dad bod is comforting to women.
>>77268804>All women want tall handsome guys-ACK
>>77271774My wife says she loves how I'm like a big teddy bear she can fuckI'm still trying to loose the belly though.
women so stupid they see an out of season body builder and go>dad bod
>>77271787>>77271787This is interesting because i'm 33 and my coworker i spent this weekend with, slaving away 14h filming days, he is 47 and i noticed that milfs aged 35-45 were into him and he fits the criteria of that study (dadbod) and the anecdotal envidence of this thread. While zoomette girls were into my eye-fucking me etc, i was amazed that the milfs only gave attention to my coworker. He is around 22% but he has huge traps forearms and he is short, while i'm averege height lean af with somewhat ok muscle.Tl;dr: If you want a family start eating and lifting heavy
