Seriously, what good will all that chess playing do this little faggot when society inevitably collapses and I bench, squat, and deadlift more than him?
You will become his mortal body. You will eternally bench, squat and deadlift for him. He will ascend to the top of the pyramid while you stay on the base. Benching, squatting and deadlifting.
>>77268803what this supposed to mean, some samsara demiurge bullshit
>>77268807No, Cleetus. It means after a collapse the rebuilding starts. That's how a wave functions.
>>77268796>I-I. I'm s gwanmasterYea, well. I'm strong and go to the gym - like a real fucking CUNT - ree boy Haha ha
>>77268796nattys bragging about who's slightly less weak than the other is like downs syndromes arguing who has a higher IQ
>seething at a 12 yo kidunc is losing it.
>>77268796He will grow up to be a virgin and live in constant suffering and anguish
What do you mean by society collapsing? Society is doing great. Life expectancy is higher than ever. Technology has made our lives infinitely easier and better and will only get better with the help of AI. Everyone works six figure remote jobs doing nothing all day. Society is better than ever.
>>77268979This everyone fucks robot companions, women dont have to be pregnant anymore since we have incubators and the REAPERS ARE COMING AAAAHHH SHIIIT CALL THE GALACTICAL COALLITIONSFucking kill yourself faggot
>>77268967Youre right, my bad. I assumed he was 16, which would make him mentally older than me
>>77268796Prize money in chess tournaments is stupidly low but a strong prodigy can still make fuck you money by his early 20s with a bit of luck. We're still waiting for the next once in a generation talent after Alireza squandered his gifts and decided to design clothes instead. It could be Oro, it could be Erdogmus, it could be someone else. The bottom line is that the 18-22yo supergms have failed to produce a Carlsen-tier player so the throne is up for grabs. Carlsen himself will likely sooner age out of the competition than be overtaken by a younger player at this rate.
>>77268872bro why you getting on top of dudes so they can lift you
>>77269130>make your money and then spend your life on something you actually wanna do sounds better than grinding gay chess matches eternally
>>77269140Reza would've made a whole lot of more money had he won a Candidates tho. If you win the Candidates and the title match (let's face it, you're a joke if you fold against PTSDing or Fraudkesh), you'll make at least two million bucks as long as you at least show up to defend your title afterwards.
>>77268796>Seriously, what good will all that chess playing do this little faggot when society inevitably collapses and I bench, squat, and deadlift more than him?In the great squat wars, you will be a valuable soldier, many noble knights will meet their end on the squatting fields, but the chessmasters will be the generals of this war.
>>77268965Lmao this faggot keeps spamming this. I wonder if it's a bot or just some roided up autist who doesn't realize his testicles have atrophied yet.
>>77269156chessmasters play chess, someone with actual war gaming/strategy experience is much more likely to have squatted at some point
>>77269140You know some people actually like playing chess, and nothing is stopping you from both playing chess AND weightlifting. Fuck, you can pick up a book or a guitar too.
>>77269162sounds gay
>>77269160As long as the squat wars don't turn into a gun war, you're sure to win, chief.
>>77269162Nobody likes playing classical chess at the pro level tho, it's a bullshit legacy format that's being kept on life support by the Russian oligarchs who run F*DE.
>>77269164nobody is going to respect your noodly arm commands>"go hither my soldiers I will eat this handpie and play some chess while u die for me!"gay as fuck
>>77269168If you really expected a war then powerlifting isn't going to help you hiking or shooting. Ironically, chessmasters with no training at all would be more likely to survive because in a war countries exempt their elite athletes, cultural icons and intellectuals from the draft.
>>77269172>cultural icons, intellectuals, elite athletesnobody would even think of a chess player
>>77269174They would. Especially because chess was a major cultural arena between Russia and USA. Russians dominated chess for the longest time and used it as proof of communist intellectual superiority, up until Fischer dethroned them. It had much more propaganda value than any physical sport because it allowed them to style their culture as rational and scientific.
>>77269137Yes
>>77269158lol you mad because i questioned your entire identity little chess cuck? little pussy boy
>>77269180RETARD
Society needs smart people to survive, retard
>>77269339>chess playing>smartlol
The survival of our species was never linked to our physical strength, but our intelligence, and cooperation. You may be able to best him in the gym, but the power of cooperation triumphs even the strongest muscles of the individual. Instead of looking down at your brother with derision, look to him as a part of a collective that slays hulking beasts, builds grand civilizations, and moves mountains. Realize that the most powerful force isn't in the strength of raging lions, or the virulence of pestilence, it is in the human collective.
>>77269162Chess makes you bald at a young age.
>>77268979Life expectancy actually lowered in America recently
>>77269164Heh...>*pic rels* your way
>>77269165What do pro level chess player prefer then?
>>77269785ur mum
>>77269731sensiblechuckle.jpg
>>77269785I've never met a man that hasn't wanted a second taste of fent.
>>77268796They will literally use others as pawns.
>>77269785Literally any other time control.
chess is so mind-numbingly boring, I don't get why so many people are obsessed with it
>>77271701It's worse than that. Being or getting good at chess makes you good at chess and nothing else. It has no application to anything at all except the one game.
>>77271704makes sense, it's like how training at memorizing the order of a deck of cards doesn't improve your memory in general.But what really irks me about chess is that unless you are at the bottom or at the top of the bell curve the game is basically all about recognizing patterns and employing strategies devised by others that you've memorized, it's all too cramped and "solved" at this point. At least something like go/baduk seems more free form, although I've never put the effort into learning it properly: simpler rules, more general concepts, and a bigger board where more can happen at once
