>fitness influencer fails army fitness testkek
>>77273853LMAO LOOK AT HIM RUNNING AT 0:26https://youtube.com/watch?v=sCLw4XrX6vE
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>>77273853Almost all of them would. They wouldn't even pass the firefighters physical.
>>77273859Oh my days why can’t these roided up tumors even do basic human functions like run.
>>77273859It's even worse at 11:35holy shit
It's a meaningless test. I don't mean that it doesn't gauge fitness to a reasonable degree. I mean that it's stupid the army has it. They have this new fitness test to make it seem like the army is stepping up its combat effectiveness. The issue is that recruitment is in the shitter, so much that the Army is increasing maximum enlistment age to FUCKING FORTY-TWO and forgiving instances of a drug infraction including a DUI I think. That is some huge fucking desperation. They are scraping the bottom of the barrel. I would not be at all surprised if draft talk starts up soon.With their recruitment issue, the amount of physical waivers they are going to be issuing just to keep up numbers is going to be absolutely astronomical.
Ok ?Personally i would fail it on purposeThere is no more humiliating faith on existence than being a zogbotI'd rather eat feces simmering in pus and urine and rotten eggs while an HIV positive 6'7 315lbs 12" black male is ramming my anus and dragging a hot red iron coil accross my balls before ever serving a single second as a zogbot
>>77273881...did you think he was actually trying to JOIN the army?
>>77273853Test
>>77273886Nowhere did i mention that in my post typical dyslexic illiterate zogbot slave i was just saying if i were him i would also not try
>>77273859>>77273873
>>77273881>mind immediately wanders to bbc rape
>>77273895you were pretty evidently implying it, turboretard. Otherwise, what would even the point of your post be?
Pretty easy to pass, especially if you are still in your 20s, and not a fat old roider.
>>77273853Isnt this the same army obese spics and sheebons regulary get accepted to?
>>77273881>I'd rather eat feces simmering in pus and urine and rotten eggs while an HIV positive 6'7 315lbs 12" black male is ramming my anus and dragging a hot red iron coil accross my ballsHe's the angryyy videogaaame neeerd
>>77274020making israeli loyalists like you mad
>>77274014look at the little piggy run
>>77273853Yeah Mike thinks walking is cardio of course he failed
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>>77273895He could just not even do the test, then. What is the point of a fitness "guru" performatively failing a fitness test no one forces him to take, that he elected to do to as proof of his fitness? Do you hear yourself?
>>77273853what part did he fail?
>>77274014So this is how Gimli would run like irl
>>77274014Hes doing it on purpose. Its called PARODY.
>>77274233post him running for realsies
>>77273853>Wow that test is so hard>That’s why we need you Goyim to fight our wars for us
>>77273875Meal team six
>>77274051>Isnt this the same army obese spics and sheebons regulary get accepted to?Uh oh you'll make the spics mad. They love getting butthurt when anyone makes fun of them even though they're the ones invading our space.
>>77274014i hate this nigga too but in fairness to him he hovers around 220 pounds. sure, there top nfl athletes who can handle that weight in competition, but they have trained their entire life for it.
>>77273853Better than any goblino spic trying to outrun ICE!Must suck to be one of the little goblins still in the US when you know we literally elected a president solely to kick their leech asses out!
>>77273853How does this fucking jew with a roidgut have a following?
>>77274333Mad he's more popular than you, Juan?Maybe if you didn't have an average IQ of 83, you could be charismatic and successful like he is. Too bad, too sad! For you.
this guy must have a humiliation fetish there is no other explanation for his behavior
>>77274331>>77274336calm down kike
>>77273853very antisemitic post
>>77273853>all these humiliation rituals latelyWhat the fuck is going onhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/tVss3_n237s
>>77274078kek
>>77274189For views ? You fucking moron
he doesnt even try because hes an old roider who was never particularly athleticplaying up how unathletic he is makes for better views and protects his ego from getting really mediocre scores despite being mr know it all
>>77274092the only person you anger is your mother
>>77274189Marketing to army and veteran retards. Like "omg this was so hard they're the ultimate hardcore alphas! Plz subscribe to my onlyfans".
>>77274505>if I were him I'd fail on purpose because being a zogbot is too humiliating!>but he's not actually trying to be a zogbot?>I never said he was really trying to be a zogbot, idiot!>then why would he purposefully fail? wasn't the point to demonstrate his fitness?>the purpose was to humiliate himself for views, you moron!I guess you're both humiliating yourselves on the internet.
>>77274578But you guys don't think he could have actually passed, right? Whether he took it for cynical reasons or not, this "fitness influencer" cannot pass this basic fitness test, yes?
>>77274014>train for hypertrophy >not fit at allmany such cases.
>>77274014BUILT FOR SHOWNOT FOR GO
>>77274593Doing less reps for strength is what a lot of lifters do which woukd lead to worse fitness. You doing 20x4 or hhhwat?
>>77274327Someone has edited this to add the pajeet column.
>>77274233that's literally how bloatlord roiders run, anon
>>77274598He wasn't even remotely successful at bodybuilding either so....
>>77273859he did okay for a bloated lump of shithe trained for aesthetics with more cardio then he could work up to that 2 mile run
>>77274579>I made up this entire conversation to save face look at how schizo i am !!That makes 3 of us
>>77274775all the posts summarized are still there, man. everyone saw
>>77274743its because cereal and milk are so fucking good.
>>77273853Roid tranny vermin rat btfo
>>77273881Full time active is retarded. But full time guard is kind of legit, you'll be making like 70k in like 5 years. Just dont pick a retarded job that gets deployed
>>77274014He legit get off on the humiliation. Second time Mike does a fitness test just to look like a uncoordinated toddler.
>>77274014bro runs like a roblox character
>>77274078best post on /fit/ in the last 24 hours congrats
>>77275114>70k in 5 yearsWhat kind of aspiration is this broFresh out of high school you can make more than that in 5 years.
>>77274328>but in fairness to him he hovers around 220 pounds. sure, there top nfl athletes who can handle that weight in competition, but they have trained their entire life for it.I'm around 220 also but just not a manlet and have absolutely S-tier running skillz compared to """Dr.""" Mike. Little stubby midget legs are NOT good for sprinting.
>>77275175Post body
>>77273853bodybuilding is genuinely pathetictruly the saddest surrogate activitysad! many such cases.
>>77273853>2 mile run>20:00 minis the standard really this low?
>>77273853This gassing actually happened
>>77275170From what I remember (and it has been a LONG time), my high school friends were detailing it and it's better than it sounds.If you're combat active, that salary might not even be taxed.The housing allowance and subsistence allowance is also not taxed, and those two allowances aren't even part of your salary so it's literally just money to live on, for free.Active duty also doesn't have to pay for medical insurance as long as you're using military hospitals and clinics.So if you're a single, no-lifer, that 70k is literally just disposable income. I get paid 170k (not joking) at a normal job and I can tell you now I sure as hell don't have 70k disposable income (I do, however, have a wife and child).
>>77274346>humiliation ritualsI like that we've found a Big Kid's Table way of saying "cringe"
>>77273853>>77273859>1 point above minimum on SDC>can't run 2 miles>can't even walk it out on the second mileWhat the fuckYou can literally get a 60-passing on SDC at a brisk walking pace, I've seen fat black women pass the AFT, and this roidtranny gives out that fast?>>77275216As a woman the minimum is even worse. It's fucking 23 minutes to do a 2mile.>passing is getting above 60 points in all events>http://grittysoldier.com/pages/aft-calculator
>>77274014Really igniting his fat burning furnace
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>>77275248He used to OHP 2.5pl8 for reps here with perfect form btwRetard wasted his powerlifting potential chasing for a mirage.This is why giving up is a good thing and you should never listen to fake positivity "wagmi" trannies. You can tell whether you're destined to be good at something in your first 3ish months of doing it as a rule of thumb
>>77274014All those steroids and still isn't athletic AT ALL
>>77274143w LAUGHING black man, I noticed him as well.
>>77274346>humiliation ritual God I hate it when midwit retards adopt a phrase and stars parroting it like a young child who makes adults laugh with something they said, so they say it over and over and over again until it quickly becomes annoying.A humiliation ritual is something IMPOSED on others by superiors as the price of joining their ranks. Specifically in the context of society's elite. You stupid fucking idiot.
>>77274193We dwarves are natural sprinters!
>>77273853where all the stronk women showing they are equal?
the kike really shouldn't be posted here considering he's never won anything
>>77274233Yes, mr Mike is a parody of a fitness influencer
>>77274345Venus Gabby, my beloved
>>77273859Israetel is a disgusting untermensch.
>>77275240>23 minutes to do a 2mile>grittysoldier.comkek, hard to maintain the image of tough guys when the desperation for new recruits has lowered the standards this much
>>77273853he's not fit, he's a jewish conman on drugs. there's a difference
>>77275170I graduated high school 10 years ago and everyone I went to school with works at some warehouse broke bullshit barely touching $20/hr in california. you are honestly retarded if you think this is true
