Gotten any good mires lately?
Not even from the Indian women
>>77296456>I don't live near poojeetasBlessed.
>>77296455>30 mins ago>feeding the ducks with my 5 year old at the park>cute early 20s brunette with hot pants showing her ass cheeks walks by and smiles at me>couldn't chase it up or my son would tell my wife
>>77296455I could swear I passed by a teenage girl recently and she kept glancing at me fearfully while walking as far away from me as possible. Does that count?
>>77296455Yeah, got called the "biggest guy in the gym" by a cute girl I have pull-up tips to.
The /fit/ concept of "mire" is inherently third worldist and portrays the skin color of it's corroborators.It's taking any eye contact, any social interaction, even physical proximity to an extreme of sexual infatuation to the point of trying to pass it as a full blown sexual encounter. Males who lift round pieces of metal up and down are deep down into the sunken cost and the "mire" is their way to rationalize destroying and stressing their body for temporary edema swelling. One must also note how stories of "mires" always end with abrupt unfulfilling conlusions, with usually no exchange of information or even names. One must question if the veracity of those recounts is to be upheld at all.A fulfilled and confident Man does not approve of such mentality.
>>77296455>in line at sandwich shop>realize I slouch and dont smile much>2 mid foids working the counter>decide to straighten my back, pull my shoulders back a little and smile>go up to order, make eye contact and smile, say hey>foid cracks a quick smile then hides it, I order>do the same with her friend, who makes me the fattest fucking sandwich>realize I got the power>fast forward to end of month>walking upright, making eye contact with randos in passing, permanent soft smile on my lips>people smile back but no results>end of month, walk to Sam's club>group of ugly negresses by a car, make eye contact and smile out of habit>one of them says, "I like your shirt">t-thanks>mfw my first catcall was an ugly negress >go back to slouching and scouling
the girl at the liquor store complimented me on my jacket last week
>>77296701>If it weren't for this stupid kid tattling on me, I would cheat.Grim
>>77296701I hate normgroids so much
>>77296701>mogged by a 5 yo
>>77296731newfag
>>77296820Are you saying you're all in on the joke and everything posted itt is a fanfic
>>77296820>even posted the jeet webmIt's the same tranny posting the same gay pasta in every mire thread
Some girls will smile at me and even talk to me in the gym, and the next day literally they are not talking to me. Were they ovulating or something? Shit is weird
>>77296701If it wasn't for your son, she most likely wouldn't have smiled at you.
>>77296839>Be female>Bored>See safe betabuxx looking cuck>Talk to him to pass time>It's some boring wartranny40k player with no personality>Avoid him like the plague from there on
>>77296845nah most men respect me and just by looking at their direction they are letting me know how many sets they got left and if i wanna join. Zoomers call me sir. I am respected. Females crave me
>>77296848>It's the smelly indian again fuck..."yeah bro i have 2 sets left you just wait right there buddy and ill be done"
>>77296455Yeah my 12 guage has been miring the roof of my mouth
>>77296845No. If a foid likes you enough to come up and make conversation you can say whatever shit you want and she will still like you.She probably thinks she's fat or something if you don't show any interest back.
>>77296455Had a cute girl follow me to the checkout line and ask for my phone numberThis might be the year I'm no longer a khhv
>>77296862Why don't all girls want me tho? Why do random mids come to talk to me only and stacies don't look my way if hypergamy theory is true?
>>77296888Idk bro you're starting to sound a little gay to be honest.Have you tried men?
>>77296861Jesus, bro you need a hug. If I knew where you were I’d give you one.
>>77296455several men have complemented my beard and hair this month
>>77296865Do you have plans with her this weekend?
>>77296731
>>77296888Because you're fucking mid yourself buddy. Go listen to the eagles faggot "you only want the ones that you can't get"
>>77296920Got a fishing date Sunday.
>>77296956Bass to mouth
Caught a girl at Whole Foods looking at me. I’ve lost 50 pounds and am still kind of fat but I’ve been lifting for a year now. I’m fully aware she was probably trying to read my shirt or something but it’s probably the only time a girl other than my mom or wife has looked at me in 10 years so I’m going to pretend she was craving my weiner and fantasizing about me bending her over on top of the limes and lemons.
>>77296968>read my shirtyeah we're gonna have to change your wardrobe senpai
>>77296971It’s a company shirt I got for winning an award. I wear it when I’m doing yard work , walking, etc.
>>77296980See >>77296971
>>77296455>was out for my easy run on the boardwalk>7/10 blond looks me up to down, smiles then does the look away as I'm passingYeah, I'm probably a delusional unc.
>>77296455Catlady from work told me i look younger (retinol autism), stronger (diet change plus home pullup station autism) and more handsome (another piercing plus blonde highlights and hairstyling autism).
>>77296455I'm 36, and this year, I have had 5 different people in different groups and settings tell me they thought I was 25. I'll take it
>>77297122And a high school kid at hte gym told me my arms were massive when he was working in with me on the Incline Press. Been a good couple months
>>77297117Another one>take gfs grandma to see the kids of my sister in law>son is 10 yo usual firestarter>hes always wanting to talk to me and play with me>kid goes uppity and jokingly fakes punching me when i was sitting>pick up kid in princess carry and flip him upside down while telling him im gonna drop him head first (laughing and joking)>put kid on the floor>kid is in a soft shock of how easily i manhandled him>daughter of sister in law demands i throw her in the air cartoon style>gfs pants are overflowing>gf tells me she wants kids asap
>>77297117>Catlady from work told me i look youngerWait do those count as mires? Literally 4 zoomers in my gym today told me i look mid 20's max (im 33) and women when they try to guess my age always guess 26-28. I'm mid face but i have hair
>>77296455I don't know. I don't pay attention to other people in gym. I did listen to the Main Menu theme from the original Hitman Codename 47 game on repeat though.
>>77296968wow I also have a recent Whole Foods mire - in the parking lot looking into the car next to my truck catch eyes with a qt who immediately gave me a huge smile
>>77296455My daughters are constantly commenting on how muscular I am lately. Like one day I was doing inverted rows shirtless and one of them was amazed I even have muscles on my back. Then the other one said I have bigger tits than their mom.Does it count?
>>77296845If the foid had any sense they would be going after him even harder if he plays wh40k because of what a fucking expensive hobby it is. Dude is probably an engineer or a doctor to be able to afford it.
TIDDIES
>>77298380My daughter keeps calling me handsome and saying I have big muscles. My son keeps demanding protein shakes saying "I want big muscles!". Kids are great encouragement.
>>77298380>>77298403Wholesome
>>77296455>miresgo and talk to her loser
>girl on onlyfans rated my dick a solid 6.5/10I've never gotten higher than 6/10 before, but recently lost 10 lbs
>>77297122>didn't say people thought he was 17Ya blew it
>>77298403>Kids are great encouragementThey are. And they wanna be like you more than you'd probably think. My son is 4 and sees me on the elliptical at home every morning blasting music videos on the TV while I exercise. Then after I'm done his little 3 foot ass gets on there and starts using it while singing the ABCs and other kid's songs he knows.As the great Wheel Walker Jr. says, "oh, the pussy you will slay someday"
>>77297144If you look younger, you are healthier. Yes, they count. Most zoomers look like middle aged men because they do not take care of themselves.
>>77299590Wrong, looking younger is a sign of malnourishement
>>77296966bass to trout
>>77296455>easter weekend>hitting deadlifts>not even impressive numbers, just building strength back after a cut>jeeta definitely pointed her FT camera at me when i finished my seti generally don't feel perceived by women in my life
>>77298568>I paid an e-whore to rate my dickThe absolute fucking STATE of millenials.
>>77296455>be 35 years old>woman I'm seeing is my age, she likes to compliment my body, feel my arms, lick my abs, etc.>don't feel much from it>meanwhile the other day I went to the mall to do some shopping>as I'm walking through the outdoor portion I pass by two jailbait friends sitting at a table>one of them says "hey, I like your forearm veins">"t-thanks">get a high that I haven't felt in yearsi'm afraid i'm a lost cause
>>77296455>>77300000
>>77296455I'm 30 and balding, what mires?
>>77296455i run at an autistic pace/max effort and people are impressed for some reason
>workout for past 4 months deployed>seeing progress >not show wife on video chat>complimented by jacked black dude at workFeels good
>>77300541"workout" is a noun, you mean "work out"
>catch gym twink staring at me>he freezes>panics>eyes dart away>acts naturalmade me chuckle
>>77296455A colleague said my haircut looked nice. Not really a mire, but still, can't go wrong with a compliment.
>>77300559
>>77296455>lifting in a gay commercial gym>everyone is dyel>doing barbell shrugs with 5plates>some dude comes up to me>Wow bro! Careful not to rip the straps.
>>77296701you suck dude
>>77296455Women don’t notice me or despise my existence. I hate women so it’s unreal.
Was getting an med injection at a pharmacy, I get it in my shoulder, but glute injection is also a thing.Nurses were looking for a place to administer the injection. One of them suggests the break room. Other nurse says "Yeah that works, we're not pulling his pants down today" then winks and smiles at me.I will interpret this as a mire.
>>77296455No but I figure its just because im so good looking that women are too shy
>>77296455@millietanamanThank me laterUnfortunately a kike
>>77296888Because either ur mid or it turns out that there is no overarching guranteeor of meaning outside of the law of gravity or some shit
>>77298568Wouldn't she have incentive to say this though because ur paying her
