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Software engineering will be a solved problem by the end of the decade
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>>107617569
Just two more weeks until AGI
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>>107609658

We could solve it by the end of next week if we just allowed Pakistan and China to exterminate the 2 billion Indian Hindu rape rat hordes. Otherwise once we "solve" software engineering, those 2 billion Hindu rape rats will just try to slither into the next easy white collar profession and destroy that too, and on and on until all of human civilization is destroyed.
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>>107609658
are any of those actual software engineering tasks?
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>>107609658
it turns python and other popular languages into something more like excel for average users. a very nice tool. being able to have chatgpt shitout matplotlib charts instead of having to do it manually in excel is amazing
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>>107610941
this
meme graphs

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As a student of the University of Melbourne Julian Assange in 2004 organised a local quest similar to the Cicada 3301 games.
https://wondrousnet.blogspot.com/2022/11/cicada-3301-solution.html
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>Dear troons in the US military, please give me all your secret files kthx
Not exactly a Cicada tier challenge but I can see it
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>>107618703
...the links between the Puzzle Hunt (university quest) and Wikileaks go deeper. One of the most challenging aspects of the Puzzle Hunt is data sifting; a typical puzzle will start with a lot of raw data, which the puzzler must sort through in order for the puzzle to make sense. Wikileaks has similar problems with raw data: since all leaks are completely anonymous, Wikileaks has no way of verifying the authenticity or usefulness of a leak without further analysis. The data contained in a leak must be sifted if the leak is to reveal its true worth...
https://www.melbunimathsstats.org/_files/ugd/28c6de_a4b96dbdb844446886dc676573c89632.pdf

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Happiness and Good Vibes! edition

Application advice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TlqTVNtQd4

Considering a side hustle?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K-Gr7VLCi8

>Interviewing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE0x3i4IloI

>How to write a resume
https://github.com/0xCyberY/CVE-T4PDF

>Salary Stuff

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I scored three different jobs. None of them paid. Straight up zero pay. Never saw this until the AIzoomer events. Why? What's with AI and zoomers causing massive poverty and work without pay?
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>>107618384
>Straight up zero pay.
Why are you doing work for them then?
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>>107618418
Because I found one willing to pay a few hundred bucks per month after some persuasion and have yet to get a fourth offer letter and see if that one pays.
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>>107618447
>a few hundred bucks per month
EI in canada pays more than that
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It occurred to me today that I can not recall ever having had a negative experience with an Indian working at a gas station, whereas I can recall a total of one positive experience I've had with an Indian outside of a gas station (also he had a British accent).

Unrelated to that, I am so very hungover but have too much shit to do (I say as I post on 4chan) tonight to just smoke weed and chill on the couch. Brutal.

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sleepy witch edition

>Not sure what private trackers are all about?
A private tracker is an invite-only torrent website. Each member shares common goals: collecting, preserving and discussing media.

>Have a question?
- FAQ https://archive.is/UVQkn
- WIKI https://igwiki.lyci.de/wiki/Private_trackers
- NEWFAG PYRAMID https://inviteroute.github.io/graph or https://inviteroute.github.io/sheet/
- STUDY https://www.cambridge.org/core/services/aop-cambridge-core/content/view/2F379FE0CB50DF502F0075119FD3E060
- SPREADSHEET https://hdvinnie.github.io/Private-Trackers-Spreadsheet/
- TEN CURRY COMMANDMENTS https://pastebin.com/raw/dBbdE73M
- TEN NEON COMMANDMENTS https://pastebin.com/raw/Ud2pGYaE
- RED SPAMMER'S BIBLE https://rentry.org/69zbxh4h
- #ptg is on irc.sageru.org but it's pretty dead

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>>107613390
even AI bots are shitskin poojeets
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>already getting lots of active red torrents seeding
yes, anons... keep downloading, I wanna see those numbers go up
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>>107616926
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>>107616889
>look at the niglet
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Do you think if I forward a closed tracker old emails of mine from what.cd and waffles.fm before they shut down will get me an invite?

I already did the private tracker jingle 15 years ago and don't to do it again. It's not my fault the trackers I used sHutdown

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>still based
>still correct about everything
>still male
I think /g/ owes him an apology
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>>107618247
LEDs can do this already. it's called "warm white" set to 2000-3000K
you can buy it in this variant, and hell, with adjustable bulb types you can choose the brightness and color profile via an app or a physical switch on the bulb itself.
the issue is systemic - the general populace have chosen bright white to blue white because it gives the most output. it's not the evil work of the underground LED tribunate it's fucking democracy manifest
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>>107615307
This nigga kinda....zesty.
How peculiar
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>>107615307
>muh amber colored signal lights
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He WILL troon out. It is known and been foretold by both tranny discords AND da farms.
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>>107618903
Idk, he just seems gay. Troons are usually more cold and autistics prior to trooning.

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>Hmm, what if I took technology that wa already in widespread usage, and made the same thing except you HAVE to give me your personal data to use it!

people deserve to be enslaved because they want to be enslaved
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>>107613889
www.tincanapp.org only requires an email address to sign up
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>>107613889
I hate that every site is like this now. It sounds like nobody just wants to run these old sites anymore and are just off putting everything to Discord to handle most of the work like easy free moderation/jannies or some shit.
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>>107618741
not every site is like this at all. i don't what trash sites you retard faggots use but god damn you deserve everything you get. here's how i see it:
> be fucking retard
> attracted to retarded shit
>moves to discord because it's home of retarded shit
>retards believe discord is a replacement for a forum
>real reason is forums cost money to run and dumbfuck retard admin finds it cheaper to use discord for everything
as for sites not run by retards and not populated by retards?
>sites still online
>not migrated to a chat application because they're so jewish that they don't want to pay hosting bills
the end
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>>107618864
>DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY PEDO PLATFORM!!!
Have a (you) my good sir.
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>>107614733
Discord really just combined a bunch of pre-existing things. Which, granted, is fine and how a lot of successful products come to exist, but it's a shame it's so globo homo.

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GRIMES
IS
DISGUSTING
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>>107595794
Six, maybe seven.
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Go back home. Then I break the rules and call him a nigger
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>>107600495
wow, how did this lazer beam through his head not kill him? when was this picture taken?
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>>107595794
Sneed feed seed

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Workers of the tech world, unite! - edition

>Manifesto
https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/61/pg61.txt

>Tech News & Industry Insights
The Register - https://www.theregister.com/
TechCrunch - https://techcrunch.com/
Hacker News - https://news.ycombinator.com/
Fudzilla - https://fudzilla.com/news
ZDNet - https://www.zdnet.com

>Software Development & Programming
GitHub Trending - https://github.com/trending
DevDocs - https://devdocs.io

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>basically everything I'm uncomfy with work at is basically
>"I'd do X Y and Z at home, but this system costs more to merely exist for a day than my life (objectively speaking), so I'm not comfortable attacking it with my usual hick methods."
>boss tells me to fuck with it anyway
>goes fine the couple times it's had to happen

how do i start taking my own advice and go about touching stuff wrt "invasive surgery"

I would love to quote at my juniors at another job
>if you stay on the defensive, you'll never become the real thing
>the hungrier you are, the better
>the more reckless the situation, the better
Everything's in place. How do I grow up?

It feels like so long since I was a rookie before, and I was so much braver but so less powerful then. I'm still the new guy, and that is not the problem. I am confident in what few skills I have; I didn't lie in my interviews. I'm a rookie again, but knowing that I don't know shit as a real adult now, and knowing how touchy big corporations are and how systems are and shall be as designed, I dunno, I'm not fucking trauma team I don't have liability insurance for this. If it were at the unit I'd be like "Fuck it, I told you do do it, so tell them I told you to do it" but now that I have someone who says that, it's not that I don't feel safe doing it, I feel like something might be disabled forever and now regardless of liability or whatever it's a me problem forever.
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And it's not like I'm uncomfortable changing a card or whatever, but a lot of this junk is far beyond end-of-life. If my ESD strap fails and there's a jolt, it's over. If one pin somewhere bends, it's over. I don't worry so much that I'll do it, but things happen, and the nature of repairs with limited parts makes things dumb. If one little bracket is found to be stripped in one screw hole, it's not like we can just order a new one or even throw some bondo in there. At home I would proudly drive a screwdriver in there and use a die set to cut new thread. Maybe 3d print some shit at the library. Maybe just use some dipshit "mending plate" in its place. In a real company, you can't do that.

At home I would gladly attack any device with any tool I have; even at work, it's not about maintaining SLAs or pretending like I'm not an embarrassing lunatic. If something is stripped, or some card failed, it can't just be so easily replaced with an equivalent. hick shit has no place in commercial venture. niggas got contracts and shit, and occasional inspections.

I just want things to work, and to be let do what I have to do to make things work.
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>>107618737
I was in the navy; I was notable for "ammo conservation" despite being an amazing shot
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I've only not made top score among the section at a range day once. I missed literally one shot, and while I don't distinctly remember it, the C7 has a problem where the trigger doesn't reset properly so the next pull is always inconsistent. I dunno if it's a general AR platform thing or just the C7, but I don't like it. I put clean holes in dimes at 20m with a .177 and am accurate enough with a pistol for combat. Unfortunately, I'm a huge pussy and have never taken a rifle combat shooting course anyway and am horrendously out of shape, and they only draw snipers from infantry despite how far you can walk without complaining, so it's IT for me. They probably have homing lasers these days anyway
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building and firing a low power (175fps, .40 caliber) railgun into a server (the induction from the rails does more damage due to poor design of the rack as provided by APC)

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Stop calling your PC your Rig. It's embarrassing.
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I call it the War Rig. Or the Grid most of the time. The War Grid.
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>>107609765
I usually say "machine", but I'm going to start using rig instead just to spite you.
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>>107609765
is it really? my computer is something I use to extract some shiny liquid from the depth of my balls. how come it's not a rig?
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>>107610665
I dont drive my pc though but it did rig it together, what sense does that make fag?
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>>107609765
this shit is cool, watched a documentary on how it works

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post your command centers!
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question, how often do you actually eat chocolate? every one of your battlestation pics i've seen has chocolate in them

also i respect you take good care of those CRT's, nice to see they're always looking bright and healthy.
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>>107618519
Based
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>>107618519
>>107618622
oh shit you just reminded me the nice lady from the office gave me chocolate that i brought home
i do not have a cool command center :<
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>>107618776
>i do not have a cool command center :<
Lies
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>>107618519
time to let go of your kotonoha obsession

start by burning all the figurines

Smartest man on Earth says so.

You can convert 4 Jupiters into pure fusion energy, and the Sun will still account for 100% of ALL energy in the solar system.

Stop spending money and human resources on making fusion energy possible.
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>>107618009
tesla sells solar panels and inverter kits.
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>>107617998
That picture is garbage. It tries to be general but says crap like quantity and time and then fails to mention that all you're doing is finding the slope between two points where those points are infinitely close together
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>>107617913
>dumbest fucking retard in the universe has opinion
lmao

>>107618223
>someone that's actually dumber than elon
never thought such things were possible

>>107618808
elon is a retard and doesn't understand anything. if he knew anything about this shit he wouldn't have ever replied. since he's a retard he truly believes replying to such things makes him look like he's intelligent. that's fucking sad and also frightening
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>>107617998
the labels for minus and "becomes very small" gets me every single time
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>>107617913
Elon cocksuckers should be shot on sight.

Why is it never semicircle
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>spend 2 minute trying to identify patterns
>keep failing
>turns out the captcha is just "which number of dots/shape/highlighted letter doesn't repeat"
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>>107618230
I hope someone does an edit of that video with those words.
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>>107618065
I'm finding the black text ones that have only 1 white letter to be a pain in the ass now though. They're the ones that get me screwed up the most. The dots and the shapes are the easy ones.
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>>107618192
>>107618081
>>107618446
Or rather, why is semicircle always the answer and is never part of a pattern?

How about that
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xD this fucking place man i knew you were all retarded already but goddamn threads like this one really make me want to completely stop visiting here jesus fucking christ

Alright give me your worst, roast me
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>>107618466
>articles
funny way to spell /g/ threads
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>>107617889
you look awful with that Amish ass neckbeard
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>>107618592
Surely he can't be that fucking lazy.....right?
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>>107617889
Somebody post the document brodie posted where he apologized for being a heckin' racist and transphobe
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>>107617889
Stop being a petulent child and grow up. your in your 20's ffs.

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Matrix won
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>>107612110
>>107613962
>raging israeli corporate shill
it's always great when one anon comes along, reminds everyone about who created matrix - a jewish megacorporation, how it has 0 users, and the kvetching starts happening because everyone knows how bad matrix is: jew memeshit that's not even a recognized as part of internet standards like irc or xmpp. embarrassing.

>>107617643
they'll be here every single fucking thread and living rent free in your jew mind solely to remind everyone of how matrix was made by the the most repulsive race in the universe that has a bad habit of compromising anything they make in order to spy on people. cope harder, jew.
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>>107615838
this is factual

>>107616528
way more people use irc than matrix. always have, always will. irc is a well supported and recognized internet standard. jewslop by amdocs isn't. also matrix's jew developers thought they could replace irc. everyone would just instantly move to a jew app for no apparent reason. matrix's desperation to be relevant was so blatant that they even tried to bridge to irc networks, until people quickly realized how unreliable these bridges were and quickly abandoned them or they were banned. quite amazing how a jewcorp wanted to bridge to something that "Nobody uses your shit anymore".
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>>107618772
>way more people use irc than matrix
Nobody uses fucking IRC for chatting. Every group and project worth a damn moved to Matrix or just gave up entirely worrying about "muh free software" and went to Discord
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>based IRC chads mogging cringe matrix virgins
I see all is well here, I guess I'll just move along
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>>107618787
>nobody
sure thing, rabbi. totally cool story

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What is the usecase for a CPU that gets the wrong answer?
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>>107615442
so you're saying it's also immune to brute-forcing?
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>>107615488
Not only that, it's Certified True Randomness.
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>>107615500
nice
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retard
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