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>>107843812kinda dated, what with arch-install and systemd
>>107850792>bent-over doodle girl spreading her pussy and buttholecannot unsee
>>107850720Why wouldn't this work?
>>107851092>girl>herPost-goatse zoomers get out
>>107851184virgin detectedimagine automatically seeing gay porn even when there's clearly a slit
It's Maps all over again.https://apnews.com/article/apple-google-artificial-intelligence-partnership-865dfa575279c292bc729a2dfa4e1583
>>107849663What I don't understand is how Apple fell behind like this. Apple was the one who came out with Siri which everyone at the time look at as something that would eventually progress into what we have now with conversational AI and agentic AI. Then they just did next to nothing with it, allowed Google to come in and surpass it with Google Assistant, allowed Bixby to even show some usefulness in comparison and now Siri is going to be powered by the Gemini models because they dropped the ball that hard. Was Steve Jobs really that much better than Tim Cook at that when he passed basically all progress and vision at Apple stopped and they just focused on maximizing their existing lineups?
>>107849663can you actually imagine working for Apple though? I literally don't know anyone who would stoop that low. It's probably the shittiest big tech company to work for, unless you're some bleeding-edge hardware-only designer cuck.
>>107850906because Apple treats their wage cattle like shit. again, who the fuck wants to work for Apple? If you're in the general area and so normal faggot coded you can go into the giant anus office building a day and zone out, maybe it's tolerable.
>>107850906People never use voice assistants other than to turn on the flashlight in the dark. Apple has figured that out quicker because their customers aren't some Indian on a 50 bucks android
>>107849663iTODDLERS BTFO
John Romero Edition/gedg/ Wiki: https://igwiki.lyci.de/wiki//gedg/_-_Game_and_Engine_Dev_GeneralIRC: irc.rizon.net #/g/gedgProgress Day: https://rentry.org/gedg-jams/gedg/ Compendium: https://rentry.org/gedg/agdg/: >>>/vg/agdgGraphics Debugger: https://renderdoc.org/Requesting Help-Problem Description: Clearly explain your issue, providing context and relevant background information.-Relevant Code or Content: If applicable, include relevant code, configuration, or content related to your question. Use code tags.Previous: https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/107727030/#107727030
>>107850734self hostedhttps://github.com/go-gitea/gitea
>>107850734Public or private? Public will inevitably feed some AI.Since you can't trust any services anymore maybe you could set up a filesystem remote with an external storage.
>>107850734copy and pasting shit on my hard drive always worked for me
Torn between working on my Minecraft clone and my other Vulkan renderer. Luckily Hytale comes out today so I can see if I should even bother with the Minecraft clone.
>>107850734git clone ssh://local-linux-server:/local-repo
>dude we're a minimalist Firefox fork>"May I see your portable version?">Uhhh... we don't have one of those
FROSTED GLASSSUCH MODERN DESIGNIM GONNA BUUUUUSSSSSTTT
You don't NEED a portable version.Don't act so entitled.
if AI companies buying a lot of future RAM caused the prices to spike, why wont the fabs just announce that they will also increase their capacity in the future?this should cancel each other out and lower the cost of RAM right now.
sloppily making out with averi for hours until i pass out from sheer exhaustion
>>107844509Yes! YES!
>>107840152They've said that they wont increase capacity. They wont because, A, ai is a bubvle and they don't want to be stuck holding the bag when the market dries up in two years, and B, the Korean storage cabal are greedy jews who will take any chance they get to limit supply.
>>107848736/g/ - Toe beans
World of Tomorrow Edition Previous Thread: >>107818694>Links:>DALL-E 3https://www.bing.com/images/createhttps://designer.microsoft.com/image-creator>4ohttps://chatgpt.com/https://sora.chatgpt.comhttps://copilot.microsoft.com/>Imagen 4 and Nano Banana (Pro)https://gemini.google.com/apphttps://labs.google/fx/tools/image-fxhttps://labs.google/fx/tools/whiskComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>107849231I just promoted for colored illustration with hyper detailed features
Is there a page with Sora styles for the new version yet?
>>107849231That looks to me like "graphite pencil and gouache on watercolor paper", even if anon didn't prompt it like that.If you want to try another traditional medium combination go with "colored pencils and copic markers on textured paper".
>>107840845>>107840826I'm a software engineer. No. If I had to, I would put the numpad on the left.
>>107840221I use it for easy access to page up and down, home, end and punctuation. Only a math asian uses number pad for the numbers.
>>107847576>>107847576ah i miss the sidewinderi ended up getting a asus claymore instead thoughknobs are better than wheels
>>107840221Obvious bait.This motherfucker right here is the true relic.In the roughly 35 years I've used computers I've never needed to use it, and I have never met a single person who has ever used it.
>>107849936I recently figured out that those two keys next to Print Screen are perfect for Volume Down and Volume Up. No program needs them and they are super easy to locate. Would recommend instead of getting some weirdo layout that doesn't have them.
previous: >>107833909#define __NR_mmap 9this is probably my favorite syscall of all time. we could spend weeks discussing this alone. it is extremely powerful, versatile, and widely used. not to mention, it's one of the (somewhat) rare six argument syscalls. some potential points of discussion:> the addr argument, and its use without flags, with MAP_FIXED, and with MAP_FIXED_NOREPLACE> file-backed vs anonymous mappings> the concept of pages, page sizing, and alignment > guard pages and PROT_NONE> the actual meaning of SIGSEGV, and how there's more to segfaults than simply process crashes> core dumps and stack traces> other related signals, such as SIGBUS> MAP_GROWSDOWN and the stack> the use of mmap (as opposed to brk) for allocation via the *alloc family> manual memory management vs an allocation schemeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
#define __NR_mmap 9
>>107846088>The data will instead get written directly to a memory address you specifyIt won't, though. Not with read(), not with io_uring. The data will get written to the kernel's page cache (that way, if another process tries reading the file, it will already be in memory). With read() and io_uring, (part of) the data in the page cache will get copied to the buffer you specify, whereas with mmap(), you get a view of the page cache itself, with no need to copy anything.
>>107844659when it comes to performance read can be a lot if you don't need to read a whole file e.g. find some string in a fileotherwise memory mapped files are the way to go most of the time since its also easier to make them read-only or tell kernel how you want to use the file
>>107845169malloc is turbo fucking dogshit and top 3 cause of issue in C programsand malloc doesn't let you a lot of the things that are possible with memory (prefault, make it read-only etc.)
>>107845826Multics did have a high-level stream-based I/O interface that could also abstract over files and AIUI virtual memory was so difficult on the early Unix hardware that they didn't have it until Bill Joy brought over some BSD tapes. It makes sense that they went with streams as a primitive even without the worse is better boogeyman.
>>107848169i mean, if you're having issues with malloc, you're probably going to have issues with mmap, too
/aicg/ - A general dedicated to the discussion and development of AI chatbotsMaybe The Real Treasure Was The Friends We Made Along The Way Edition>NewsZ․ai releases GLM-4.7 https://z.ai/blog/glm-4.7Google releases Gemini 3 Flash https://blog.google/products/gemini/gemini-3-flashOpenAI releases GPT-5.2 https://openai.com/index/introducing-gpt-5-2Deepseek releases V3.2 https://huggingface.co/deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-V3.2Anthropic releases Opus 4.5 https://www.anthropic.com/news/claude-opus-4-5Google releases Gemini 3 Pro https://blog.google/products/gemini/gemini-3Additional info: https://aicg.neocities.org/info.html>FrontendsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>107850462A man of culture I see
What were people using to generate voice lines for characters like Asuka in both English and Japanese? I've seen several videos over the years and I want in. Seems like a great tool to test for animations or shitposts.
RIP Evulid.
>>107850921BASEDWe don't need bots
Locusts are dying~
Hello Linux Questions folksChris has installed linux onto my computer and I do not like how it looks..I need it to look like my windows 7 I had before as this new setup is too confusing and unfamiliar....I liked the windows menu as I found it very convenient helpful and familiar. I miss the look the computer used to have with the bright colors and nice sounds ,as this one is too dark and depresses my mood.I am also having troible finding my programs...I liked the programs I used and cannot figuee out how to get them back. I cannot ask Chris since he is too busy to come visit . Thank you to any kind folks who know how to help!James.
>>107846726JAMESASK CHR IS TO DOWNLOAD "LIGHT MODE"IT MAKES A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE.BEST OF LUCKLIAMSent from my iPhone using Tapatalk=================================USMC 1989 - 1989The Few, The ProudProud Graduate of The School of Hard KnocksComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
bump for efforts
>>107848053kekkk
>>107846726James, computer issues aside you should have a talk with your grandson. Installing Linux means he might be a closetet homosexual if not worse. Linux is a virus ment to infiltrate computers of hard working common folks made by former soviet hacker Linyos Torovaltos.
>>107848053GOBBLESS FELLOW PARTIOTHOPE TO SEE YOU ROUND AT THE BOWLIN PIN SHOOTIN MATCH OR APPLEBEES
previous: >>107841306#define __NR_mprotect 10this guy is pretty similar to mmap in a lot of ways, with the obvious difference being that mprotect only lets you change the protections of mappings which already exist.since we didn't talk about SIGSEGV much in the last thread, perhaps that could be the focus of this one?relevant resources: man manman syscallshttps://man7.org/linux/man-pages/https://linux.die.net/man/https://elixir.bootlin.com/linux/https://elixir.bootlin.com/musl/https://elixir.bootlin.com/glibc/
#define __NR_mprotect 10
man man
man syscalls
All these fags making bimbo looking sex dolls into robots. But why not do what futurama did where its just a plain robot and then they overlay the identity overtop. Now granted we cant do that but with ar or vr goggles why not have a character model superimpose on a blank robot like joi and that hooker?Maybe add hair and clothing of similar mesh so u can twirl ur girls hair or w.e. but beyond that it doesnt even need eyes and shit. Its all presented in vr goggles. So question how long until a proto holodexk. Where i can create on demand a virtual 3d space like a white villa on a fruitger aero blue beach surrounded by ocean. With a cute emo blonde girl with eyeliner that then i can snuggle with, dance, pick up, and obv smash her puss. Like 2 to 3 years?
>>107847836China will be the first to develop it in whatever form it takes. They have destroyed the male/female ratio with their one child policy.My best guess will be a robotic doll with basic movements that will will have textured hair/skin, but the rest of it will be covered in tracking marks of some kind.You'll wear AR glasses to what this scene in Blade Runner did with the hooker. And as long as it's a sane amount, men will pay. Because of us letting oligarchs take over, most of us can't afford a real woman.
>>107848058>you run from developing into a human being someone else should love.Have you actually dated in today's market? Every guy I know is decent, every chick wants to get smashed by Chad and Tyrone only, then lock in a beta at 30 to pay for her spawn.You're damned right I'm going to get a bot.
>>107848258Oh no, I and a lot of my male friends are done with women. We are on our way to becoming a single-gender species.
>>107848058honestly the crippling lifelong loneliness isn't that bad if you have a body pillow, and a fuckbot is just a body pillow that you don't have to cut a socket in for your pocket pussy
>>107848239>Society collapses.>collapses>future tenseHave I got news for you, tourist! :D
DLSS 4.5 on performance mode, is better than FSR4 on quality mode.It is over for AMD.Then if you add frame gen for minimum latency.The RTX 5050 can really btfo the RX 9070 XT.
>>107844050Honestly don't care at this point.A year of playing on my Steam Deck has forced me to become a patient gamer. I care more about clearing my backlog of older games, than trying to brute-force these new bloated AAA games with AI and fake frames on my main desktop.Thanks to the ram/GPU shortage, most of these lazy devs are going to be forced to optimize for lower-end hardware if they want to make sales.
>>107850594>most of these lazy devs are going to be forced to optimize for lower-end hardware if they want to make saleslmao, nooptimization costs serious money and competent developers. Most publishers would rather force you into paying for GeForce Now sub than to increase development costs.
>>107850676And yet, Indie games are currently poppin' off and outselling AAA titles due to optimization.
Fuck nvidia.
>>107844050>My blurry ai slop is better than your blurry ai slop
If you could obtain any program source code, what would it be?
>>107851020i only drink japanese coke zero
If you regularly drink any kind of soda you are a subhuman
>>107851018Cool it with the antisemitism.
>>107851091i have more grandchildren than you
ikatube
Eventually everyone will look back on Android the same way we now look back on Betamax tapes and Polaroid cameras.https://9to5mac.com/2026/01/12/iphone-market-share-now-bigger-than-samsung-not-just-due-to-iphone-17/
>>107850820I'm sure Samsung would be furious if it didn't make money every time an iPhone was sold.
>>107850820desu the poor vs rich propaganda was very smart to use in a mammon worshipping dystopia
>>107851024they make more profit selling Sammy phones thoughbeit
>>107850820get a toilet currynigger
>>107850820Not because Iphone is good, but because Android (specially Samsung's ultra bloated one) is WORST.But for me they are equally bad. Hardware doesn't really matter, because all the software is completely garbage nigerliciousware made by retard fags with the goycattle in mind as the targeted consumer.
