What is the best pissing related technology for men and women respectively?I think fighter jet pilot piss gadgets are pretty funny:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEr8MVf2YEQ
as a woman, i really dont wanna bother to pee sometimes, if anyone have a solution like this, but for women, please let me know
>>106405363Well the video in the op also shows a special peeing gadget for female pilots at 00:50. But I guess if you're not in a plane you could just wear adult diapers.
>>106405929adult diapers are humiliating, not to mention the fact that you have to change them later, maybe the solution in the video is better
>>106405329My dad flies single engine propeller aircraft.On long flights he pisses in a regular jar that used to contain Nutella or something.
>>106405363dilate piss fetishist troon
>>106405329a toilet you fucking cochina what's wrong with you?
>>106405363They're called catheters.
>>106405363>as a womanThese words have never been typed online by a real woman as far as I'm concerned. I've seen this exact phrase many times and it's ALWAYS a tyranny once I see their profile.
>>106405958you can easily find someone that will be happy to change them for you(if you are a woman)
>>106405929Female version. How does one become a urinary engineer?
>>106406511Best with Eudeamon style.And waste elimination plumbing is something NASA is looking into for long journeys.
>>106405329That video was surprisingly interesting
>>106405329maybe check picture of tupolev tu-95 toilet seat
>>106405329Do you really need the bottom section to cup your balls? I'm usually trying to keep them out of the way, not pushing them up.
/cathboys/ rise up
>>106405329A better solution is frecycling. Urine is 90+ percent water, some salt and urea then very little else. So you can recycle all the water, half the salt, all the creatine for the mother of all isotonic drinks. That leaves urea, creatinine, the remaining salt, which is like a tablespoon to a litre.Also:https://igwiki.lyci.de/wiki//pjg/_FAQ
>>106405363Just get a catheter fitted
>>106405363>as a womannever ever
What about no 2? What do stealth bomber pilots do about pooping on 48 hour missions? Do they drop their poop package together with their payload for extra humiliation?
>>106417872eat lots of binding food before a flight
>>106417883Ah, the midnight hammer approach. Pooping after not pooping for two days is probably very uncomfortable. These boys are real patriots. I'm currently listening to the Skunk Works audiobook and I'm enjoying it immensely. Working in such a dedicated team must have been fun.
>>106413892Probably helps keep it and the balls in place, can't have a piss hose flapping around at XTREME Gs>>106405958>humiliatingMindset/social conditioning issue, not a problem with the technology
>>106405999No way does Nutella make a large enough size for that.
>>106418040>is probably very uncomfortablepooping after not pooping for a week is the best feeling in the world
>>106418040>probably very uncomfortableCan confirm. That is like the proverbian brick.>>106419500>for a weekAh yes, that is the brick - sideways.
>>106405363well first you post tits, then you leave
>>106405363>as a womank buddyEither way unironically try wearing a proper high end "enthusiast" grade adult diaper once, they're incredibly comfy and legit so convenient for many occasions cinema concerts travel /v/ etc. doesn't have to be a weird or sexual thing they can just be enjoyable to wear and use.I think a good % of anyone any age would agree if they tried.
>>106413524>>106417872On a long bomber run the pilot can just get up, walk around his seat and sit down on the toilet to have a nice long shit. The plane will just fly on for a while no problem.
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>>106422054This post diaperpilled me.
>>106420591I think any opioid or ketamine enjoyer knows the agony of shitting a brick. You might lessen the pain by pinching it down in parts to make it more manageable but it's still - a pain in the ass - if you'll excuse my French.
>>106423417Opioid based medicine tend to also contain de-bricking agents such as sagrada bark. Why don't opioid users also take such laxatives?I knew ketamine messed up the bladder, never heard it was a brick builder.
It just works.
>>106423157>>106423627Lot of diaper stuff online that's pretty weird, the bad rep is kinda understandable for normie perspective. Doesn't have to be that wayFeels fantastic to enjoy the simple act of pissing yourself without a care in the world, everything safely contained, nothing at all to worry about.
>>106423417you dont need drugs to constipate for a week, the sight of a porta potty is enough. If its by choice its also not dark matter but normal poop, just two foot long
>>106423627 >>106423769"Gentlemen," we are awfully close to having this thread deleted, methinks. I want to discuss the mechanical parts, not so much the fetishisms.>>106422720There is a continuous air suction so there is no smell from these.
I'm a simple man.
>>106423905>continuous suction>mfw when the holocaust was real all along
>>106423920Advantage of being a man, number 4934: the world is your toilet.>>106423941What does this even mean??
>>106423964>Advantage of being a manBullshit, just squat and women can do it too.
>>106423905If you actually care, for pilots there's a device that's basically a diaper but you don't wear it. It's effectively a self-sealing baggie full of the same sort of crystals/gel that make diapers so absorbent. I've only heard of them coming in disposable varieties. Mechanically speaking, it's more or less like pissing in a bottle, but the diaper-like material turns to a firm gel so you don't get piss all over the cockpit if you drop it (it stays safely contained in the bag, and even if the bag breaks, it's simple enough to just sweep up after landing since those crystals/gel balls are not wet to the touch until complete saturation)People like combat jet pilots have an external catheter, and by most reports pilots don't often use them unless the sortie is planned to be very long. And if the sortie becomes long enough that pissing is an issue and they didn't put their dick in the tube, they have much worse problems than peeing themselves a little bit. And of course, larger jets just have bathrooms and a septic tank in them, and you are allowed to dump atomized human waste above a certain altitude.Diapers are convenient but in most contexts where pissing and shitting is a real problem they tend to not be used. Even the meme of astronauts using them is not really true -- in the early days it was just a containment system for leaks from catheters, and still mostly is. An "astronaut diaper" has the absorbency of one of those pads they lay you on at the doctor, despite the marketing from certain companies that made them for a while before pivoting to the fetishist and boomer gambler markets.
>they piss and shitskill issue
>>106419212the average human bladder is about 300ml. it can stretch but unless you're drinking beer or diabetic the average piss is 150-250mland nutella definitely comes in some huge formats but even a little ~500g jar should be fine for a lil squirt. presumably he's not using one of those snack pack shot cups of it
>>106423905Sorry that was the least lewd img from my dl dirYes, my main interest is also in the physical item how it is constructed and feels to wear and it's effectiveness at containing piss. Fetishists have it figured out, double leak guards etc.>There is a continuous air suctionAre they continuously getting a light bj or is there a button to press?Sometimes you can sit in your own filth and that's okay.
>>106424147Brian Shul mentioned this but his angle was that he felt it was awkward suiting up surrounded by school children (no, seriously) starting from underwear. Seems the children were more agog about Blackbird pilots than toilet issues.And yes, NASA is seriously looking into waste elimination but I have not seen any updates.>>106425029>Sorry that was the least lewd img from my dl dirI have absolutely no doubt about that whatsoever.>Are they continuously getting a light bj or is there a button to press?Doubt. Had that been a possibility, women would have been abusing vacuum cleaners on a monumental scale.
>>106425323>women would have been abusing vacuum cleaners on a monumental scale.injury from self-pleasure using a low power vacuum cleaner is a boomer era meme AKSHUALLY> suiting up surrounded by school children (no, seriously) what the fuck
>>106424147My hobby is flying sailplanes. While I'm contempt just flying for an hour or two within gliding distance of my home airport, there are a lot of pilots who fly more competetively. Flying cross-country for hundreds of kilometres if the weather allows it. They will be in the air for 5-10 hours. And of course you should keep well-hydrated, you don't want to pass out flying. Also there is little space in the cockpit and you are buckled in. And more in a lying position.The most common relief option afaik are urinary condoms. They are condoms you pull over your dick with a tube attached at the end, connected to a bag. Others use bottles with large openings. But Nutella glasses seem unfit for that purpose, the opening is too wide and they are rather shallow. which seems to pose a high risk of spillage. I've also heard of these bottles/bags filled with super absorbent polymers (the material used in diapers). But never came across anyone using them. I figure normal bottles work just as well and are cheaper and easier to come by.Diapers are disregarded by most, though some people do use them.
>>106425386I imagine that if you're not a fetishist or have some other reason to conceal/avoid a piss bottle, a piss bottle just has more advantages than a diaper would. At the very least, you can choose to stop pissing in the pee bottle and set it aside; unless you're into it do you really wanna sit in a wet diaper for like 8 hours? And if you're not a fetishist, you're probably not getting the good diapers anyway and are likely to leak or at least not be as comfortable as you could be.>pilot bag gel thingI've heard they're not popular due to high cost and like just don't spill the damn pee bottle why do you need pisslock teccnology just use a cap nigga
>>106422054honestly i've thought about diapers and how they fit on people and i can't say i disagree, they seem very relaxing to wear.
>>106425480pullups are uniquely terrible. for striving so hard to "fit like real underwear" they never do. The only ones that come close are the Always brand ones, and they not only are not absorbent at all but they also douse them in fucking perfume but don't include the actual chemicals that reduce piss odour so after one wetting even if you didn't leak all over the place you'll still reek like a chinese prostitute.
>>106425338>> suiting up surrounded by school children (no, seriously)>what the fuckIt was a more innocent time, anon.
>>106425480Padding up makes sense in so many scenarios. Public toilets are grossAdd a good barrier cream of your liking & a dusting of scented talc (real mineral talc no cornstarch BS seek the real stuff) and deeply relax. Figure out your perfect routine for max comfGive nappies a try. Especially if you ever had trouble bedwetting growing up
>>106425521i see>>106425611interesting
as a diaper fetishist who wet the bed to a late age and still has problems holding it when I drink a lot of alcohol or caffeine, I have strong opinions on diaper technology. honestly most ABDL diapers are designed in impractical ways, sacrificing actual utility for "fun" and a visual profile more like anime (and fursmut)I still buy them though because they are cute and comfy, even if mid-range medical ones are actually objectively better for not leaving puddles around town.
>>106425640>impractical waysBe specific!Do you wear overnight? Disagree that they are impractical at all! Fav and least fav designs?Technologically speaking have you tried TryAgains? idk what there to improve beyond external shell thickness preference? Kiddo Fluffy Fly is my alltime fav, currently soiling a Premium Night that seems quite similar.
>>106410093they use this thing at hospitals too. purewick i think it's called.or so i'm told..when i was bedridden they just made me pee into a bedpan.>>106405363i hate how messy peeing is too>>106405958desu being a woman is humiliating
>>106408001Who pisses in a gravy pouring thing?
>>106425846>purewickNot sure I can post them on this board, but google has some interesting images of how this technology works.https://www.jnursinghomeresearch.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/FIG-1-COOPER.gif
>>106425846>i hate how messy peeing isConsider everything tucked up in a warm absorbent cloud of padding ready to accept whatever you need to let out.What's the most satisfying pee you ever had?
>>106405363as a man, I shat my pants couple of times because i was bored/lazy and wanted to affirm my self determinationthat is all, thanks for reading
>>106425979based.
>>106425958a diaper wouldn't make it better..it would be just like a maxi pad which is also gross>What's the most satisfying pee you ever had?usually when i desperately need to pee and do it just after turning a hot shower on..something about the sudden relief combined with the temperature feels really goodmaybe being able to stand up helps too idk
>>106425846>i hate how messy peeing is tooWhat? This is after all the original "point and shoot."
Should urinals be installed in homes more often?
>>106426086i'm a girl?? i can't point lol
>>106425640>problems holding it when I drink a lot of alcohol or caffeine, I have strong opinions on diaper technologyAnon, have you considerd attacking the problem from the root cause? Like the excessive drinking?
>>106426557Skill issue.
>>106425729I will not address this post properly because it is focused on branding rather than features. buy an ad, furry artist>>106427572no because i'm a dirty fetishist and in fact intentionally will drink lots of coffee or tea to "get my money's worth" from premium diapers, and have other reasons to be a massive alcoholic that would not be quelled by choosing to use the urinal and at most a small pad or even just particularly thick underwear instead of soaking a full tab-style diaper clad in plastic and printed with sexy chibi furry babes
Kys.
