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>"Smart glasses will become our primary digital interface by 2030, rendering traditional mobile phones obsolete. This transformation promises to reshape how we interact with technology and each other in profound ways."

The future is now, old man.
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>>106443021
based if true
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>>106443021
he said this about VR and Meta.
nobody wants to wear shit on their heads you autist, wake the fuck up
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> the future is gay
> pic related
yeah ... no
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if i see anyone in public with those affronts to god i will make sure they fall on their face and break it
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>>106443021
I don't think so Zuckboy
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>>106443042
This image is always so very hilarious it's unbelievable.
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>>106443036
Those were bulky and covered your head. Actual glasses that don't inconvenience the user any more than regular glasses would be a different game.
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>>106443021
Zuck is like the Cramer of tech, always do the opposite of what he says.
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2030 is too early. They'll need at least a decade
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>>106443021
no.
if you wear glasses you know how obnoxious they are in general. you'll always see the frame, and they get dirty, constantly.

zuckerberg feels like the ugly kike kid that is forcefully placed into some tv series. nobody likes him, and he has no talent whatsoever.
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>no link
OP is a niggerlover
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>please buy my stuff! t. zuck
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>>106443139
Yeah it cracks me up everytime. Somehow they managed to capture absolute gayness in one image.
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>>106443252
>glasses are so great a third of sightlets chose to shove silicone discs into their eyes every morning
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>>106443021
Didn't Zuck also insist we would buy virtual real estate in its metaverse lmfao
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>>106443021
គាត់បានត្រូវ។
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>>106443633
Lmao /pol/ Pot was right again!
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>>106443354
I use photochromic glasses everyday. Not a thing wrong with them.
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>>106443843
So you enjoy seeing the LGBTQUITHBFH rainbow constantly?
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>>106443087
they will look just like glasses. are you pol pot
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>>106443843
I honest to God thought those glasses are just like darker up the top and lighter at the bottom.
And you look up and they get darker, somehow.
Some wack UV activated shit
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>>106443021
>phones are obsolete
>you will use the thing I build
I am shocked
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>>106443374
Roblox ate his lunch on that one.
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>>106443354
Don't forget
>glasses so great people risk blindness and suicide to stop wearing them
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>>106443021
>smart glasses
>screen directly sitting in front of your eyes all day long
>no more context switching (pulling your phone out of your pocket) so you're ready to consoom and pay attention to social media at any given moment

Yeah I bet the lizard man would be excited for smart glasses.
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>>106443021
Until I can farm rock crabs in runescape on my glasses and goon in public, I won't hold my breath
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>>106443920
You're mixing progressive lenses, which have different levels of correction in the bottom, middle, and upper area of the lense, with photochromatic lenses, which are prescription lenses which also get tinted when exposed to sunlight. There's two types, one that gets activated by any light, and one that gets activated only by UVs.
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>>106443021
>Smartphones are over:
I mean Mark Cuckerberg actually has a good point this time with the whole Jewoogle killing APK's an side loading.
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>>106446089
Yeah, and I'm sure his glasses will be FOSS.
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I'm just not going to wear glasses. Sorry! But I'm not. I'm also not shoving lenses onto my eyeballs. Technology is made to be held in your hand or placed on a desk. If you want me to walk around seeing hallucinations then you better find a way to beam them directly into my brain.
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>>106443021
>dumb fuck glasses
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>>106443021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eQaPVu0ims
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QUmUP_JZSdM
https://www.cnn.com/2025/01/06/us/video/new-orleans-attack-meta-glasses-recording-fbi-digvid
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>>106443295
>zuckerberg feels like the ugly kike kid that is forcefully placed into some tv series. nobody likes him, and he has no talent whatsoever.
And if it does take off, you know there's going to be a movie in 2040 about how he invented AR glasses.
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if zuckerberg wants a video of me jacking off he can just ask nicely
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>>106443021
the smartphone is a block with buttons that you press
it is natural, intuitive, and requires almost no effect on your part to use
who the fuck wants to gesture with their eyes or wave their arms for every interaction on a computer
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>>106443021
Google tried this. Nobody liked it.
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With the beam that shoots into your eye
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marks industry predictions have rarely ever come true. what is meta even relevant in nowadays besides Instagram? do good men even care to look at a girl's Instagram these days?
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>>106443021
GEEEEGGGGGGG
this retarded jew is high in his own farts because brown yessaarr streetshitter keeps licking his boot.
just read it's statement slowly, you'll know its jeeted
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>>106443042
>>106443139
The metaverse just proves that Mark is extremely retarded. There's really no other explanation.
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>>106443920
Yes. The lenses are all clear when they're not getting hit by the sun, but turn darker overall when they are, the upper part going darker than the bottom.
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>>106443021
he never actually said that word for word
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>>106446038
Why wouldn't you want 3 vertical 50" 4k monitors running youtube shorts, instagram reels, and tiktok at the same time in your field of vision instead of a cuck pocket rectangle that'll give you tech neck?
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>>106448304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx_nVrEKwTE
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>>106443252
>Actual glasses that don't inconvenience the user any more than regular glasses would be a different game.
I will believe it when I see it. There are about a dozen significant technological milestones to overcome before smart glasses become vaguely reasonable, at best you're going to get bulky safety goggles that out you as being a retard to everyone around you. Google glass failed horribly.
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>>106448828
why would you want 3 vertical 50" 4k monitors running youtube shorts, instagram reels, and tiktok at the same time in your field of vision?
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>>106448804
> simping for Zuckerberg
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>>106448871
Yes. Not in the horizon just yet, but it will eventually. Not gonna use it regardless.
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>>106443021
>>106443036
Yeah, wearing anything on your head short of airpods is actually gay and retarded. Having a brain chip would make more sense, but that would probably be closer to 2040 than 2030.
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>smart glasses will replace smartphones.... because they just will, okay!?
smartphones are the peak of usability for mobile devices. people aren't going to be waving their hands around the air like star trek.
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>>106448935
>>106443252
>>106443036
>>106443354
>>106443021
I'm sorry to inform you losers who never touch pussies in your life but lots of girls wear glasses now as an accessory. I fucking hate it but that is what it is.
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>>106443021
Big tech blasting ads directly into my eyes 24/7 sounds great!
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>>106449979
NPC's don't care now and won't care then.
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>>106443021
Zuck is what happens when a rich kid with a charmed life gets lucky once then becomes convinced he's a Great Man of History. Joining the Rogansphere probably didn't help.

Very few people who don't wear glasses want to start, and many people who do wear glasses wish they could switch to contact lenses, but can't or won't for various reasons.

If Zucc weren't so deep in the autism spectrum, he might listen to the people around him who are undoubtedly telling him that, if nothing else, tens of millions of 15-25 year old iPhone addict girls with normal vision or who wear contacts are, like, sooooo not going to start wearing bulky plastic-framed glasses.
>>106443301
What are you telling me you don't recognize the layout of the renowned journalistic outlet
umm
evidencenetwork.ca just from a screenshot?
https://evidencenetwork.ca/smartphones-are-over-mark-zuckerberg-announces-an-end-date-and-heres-what-will-replace-them/
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>>106449971
By the time these come out glasses will be ick.
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>>106450139
the lord of dumb fucks will pay every insta influencer to wear these, they will be the hottest thing ever made
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>>106450139
It hasn't been ick in forever. It has no officially become like any other accessory.
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>>106449971
If you're talking the problem-progressive look, that's on its way out.
Still, point is not everyone wants to wear glasses. I pay 5-10x what I'd need to if I wore glasses so I can just wear contacts instead.
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>>106443021
That is nothing. You nerds really want smart 3D glasses.
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>We put a camera and a microphone in your pocket
>But that's not good enough
>We'll put a camera and a microphone in your eyes
I hate the antichrist
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The last time we had smart glasses (Google Glass), people would rip them off the faces of the people wearing them because they didn't want to be recorded. If Meta tries bringing back smart glasses, we're just going to do the same thing again. You wear them in public, we're going to grab them, toss them to the ground, and crush them under foot.
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>>106450379
You really haven't touched any pussy have you? Girls with literal 20/20 vision will buy glasses even sometimes without the lens just because they think they look cute you fucking retard. Glasses are literal accessory now. It actually pisses me the fuck off greatly.
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>>106450429
> they didn't want to be recorded
lmao i really doubt thats the case now seeing how fucking everyone is recorded constantly now for the most part.
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>>106450429
>You wear them in public, we're going to try physically assaulting you, and we will get tear gassed or shot in 4k livestreams.
peak entertainment
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>>106443021
god I hate Zuck so fucking much
Facebook getting broken up and Market becoming its own site so I never have to interact with anything he makes ever again can't come soon enough
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>>106449971
rimless glasses isn't the same as this pussy deflector you autistic retard.

>>106450240
like how that saved glass?
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>>106450451
>You really haven't touched any pussy have you?
t.
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>>106443021
resolution?
battery life
interface / ui?
input?
AR glasses are an interesting concept but they’re a decade away if not more. My buddy has the latest (non-display) fagbook glasses and it’s a low resolution camera pile of shit that has just over an hour of battery life. Completely useless.
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>>106443021
It's crazy how much standards have fallen just in my lifetime.
Steve Jobs was so retarded he made Bill Gates look intelligent.
Zuckerberg is so retarded he makes Steve Jobs look intelligent.
Elon Musk is so retarded he makes Zuckerberg look intelligent.
And Sam Altman is so retarded he makes Elon Musk look intelligent.
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>>106450525
>but they’re a decade away
They're perpetually a decade away.
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>>106450556
It's a race to the bottom with tech companies because they are aware that they have no where else to grow.
AI is the last frontier of saving their companies past the coof handouts. They have no products or services people want, they only have lock-in people need to use in order to survive.
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>>106443036
This. lmao
The small rich minority who suck it up keep trying to push this every 5 years lmao
It only has military and law enforcement applications and even that is a stretch because of the interference of Yet Another Device on your face lol

Like dude they refuse the accept that we don't want this shit that close to our eyeballs aaaall fin day

Dude they really want to be the overlords of the surveillance society where they can secretly-not-so-secretly log in to anyone's AR device (like these glasses they're always pushing) and see and hear everything that person is seeing and hearing through the glasses, and have their pick of political targets or trafficked slaves
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>>106443021
no one wants to wear fucking glasses
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>>106450510
>>106450504
They will in the future be better looking you morons. Do you seriously believe that things don't progress? We will FOREVER have the same style because itll never fit the wants of the consumer? Are you both utter fucking RETARDS? YOU both are dumb nigger retards.
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>>106450868
>We will FOREVER have the same style
Zucc is predicting 2030
2030 is not FOREVER away
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>>106450868
>hey will in the future be better looking you morons.
t.
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>>106443021
>Zuck announces
Meta is literally one of the most irrelevant tech companies out there. They haven't legitimately done anything of value in decades. Facebook is entirely carrying them.

They failed in AI with Llama
They failed in VR horribly after buying a successful company (Quest) and then ran it into the ground
They failed to take on Twitter with threads
The entire metaverse was a giant failure

Literally nothing of value.
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>>106450868
ok but why do they all look like that
surely apple and google, the two biggest tech companies next to Microsoft, could make an appealing design and sell it for a reasonable price.

I say next to Microsoft, but they cancelled their attempts at it beacuse not even they could get it right.
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>>106443021
How can this retard be so consistently incorrect every time he predicts something and still keep failing upwards?
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>>106450903
>>106450907
you are a fucking moron if you believe they'll always look like these big bulky things. They are already starting to make them smaller. I don't understand how you can be so fucking dumb. I'm not saying it will take over phones all I am saying you retarded fucking nigger zoomers is that they'll be in small different more fashionable styles eventually.
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>>106450998
t.
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>>106450920
That is fully immersive VR what Zuck is talking about is AR and its not going to be as good as a full vr experience its going to be probably like the heads up displays in cars but far more features etc. It really wouldn't surprise me if these things didn't take off. All I am saying throughout my posts is they will not be as ugly forever. It's not out of the realm of possibility that they will become very popular as zuch predicts.

Have none of you grown up with computers and its progression? I guess zoomers havent witness anything change at all because they are all worthless sacks of shit!
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>>106443021
>glasses
i don't want to look like a nerd
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>>106443021
I generally agree with the sentiment that smartphones are not going to be the primary interface device soon. Have you seen how retards and fools use phones? Just speech to text stream of consciousness direct to tech sarlacc; Watching the people without their little thinking machines. Looking at their sad, lost faces. You see, if a think can help people thing less, it gets used. There's always a cohort of people with intelligence that can foresee harm, but you're telling me I can put a phone on my face that can think for me? You bet tha
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>>106443021
The dude is not a physicist or biologist. His authority on these subjects is quite limited. I doubt he has the wherewithall to be directing scientific breakthrough and policy.
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>>106450998
Hans Reiser vibes, desu
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>>106443021
>Zuck Confirms
I don't care what that pedo who was on Epstein island has to say fuck off faggot go get your anal cavity raped by niggers
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Glasses are forever associated with chuds now and being a spying chud earns a punch in the face destroying your spy glasses.
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I'm not seeing it.
There's basically no hype for AR shit, let alone replacing smartphones. For a lot of how people are using smartphones, these glasses would need to be at least as convenient, and I don't see that happening either.
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>>106450483
Anon, the people with guns are the people who were ripping off glasses last time.
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>>106450556
Musk and Altman are objectively way above Zuckerberg. SpaceX, Tesla, Starlink and OpenAI are at least interesting. Zuckerberg stole a website from two other autists and every other idea he's had has been a complete failure.
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>>106450040
>and many people who do wear glasses wish they could switch to contact lenses, but can't or won't for various reasons.

contact lenses are a vector for diseases that can instantly blind you, they are 9999999% fucking stupider and more moronic than AR glasses
everybody i know with contacts fucking hates them but they hate looking like a "nerd" more.
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>>106451676
i am armed
if you touch me i will shoot you

and then i will post the pov from my glasses on youtube
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If you use any electro/mechanical augments you're a clanker.
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Yes but life expencentacy? How can you compete against their sperm? My grandma needs it now.
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>>106443272
Is that how you end up with half of APPL market cap? Imagine how rich Zuck would be if he followed your advice.
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>>106443021
Why the fuck do I want to wear glasses nigga?
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>>106448304
Eye tracking and tap recognition like how Apple Vision Pro works is surprisingly nice to use for selecting shit on UIs.
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>>106451676
On behalf of the Chud movement I officially disavow anyone wearing this, and if they get their shit caved in I'll laugh.

>>106452892
Remember your obligation to retreat cuck. You wouldn't last long in asspound prison.



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