One Java by Blue (Humorous Programming Version) IntroYo, debug it, alrightYeah yeah, stack trace, uh-huh Verse 1It's kinda funny how code can crashFlips 180 when bugs amassSometimes Java throws errors in mysterious waysOne day your app’s up, then poof—NullPointer chase Pre-ChorusI refuse to give upI refuse to git quit, noYou’re my main() thingI don’t wanna debugI don’t wanna rewrite, ohSo everybody code ChorusOne Java, for the coder’s prideOne Java, for the bugs we criedOne Java, gotta stay compiledI will surviveOne Java, for the server streetsOne Java, for the binary beatsOne Java, oh, I do believeOne Java is all we need Verse 2Late at night, I’m stuck in a loopThis stack overflow’s worse than I’d hopedThought my code could never breakNow I’m wrestling with a runtime mistake Pre-ChorusI refuse to give upI refuse to git quit, oh noYou’re my main() thingI don’t wanna debugI don’t wanna rewrite, oh noEverybody code ChorusOne martyrs, for the coder’s prideOne Java, for the bugs we criedOne Java, gotta stay compiledI will surviveOne Java, for the server streetsOne Java, for the binary beatsOne Java, oh, I do believeOne Java is all we need BridgeBaby, just code me, code me, code meBaby, just grep me, grep me, grep meOh, compile me, compile me, compile meOh, yeah, one JavaBaby, just code me, code me, code meBaby, just grep me, grep me, grep meOh, compile me, compile me, compile me ChorusOne Java, for the coder’s prideOne Java, for the bugs we criedOne Java, gotta stay compiledI will surviveOne Java, for the server streetsOne Java, for the binary beatsOne Java, oh, I do believeOne Java is all we need OutroOne Java, for the coder’s prideOne Java, for the bugs we criedOne Java, gotta stay compiledI will surviveOne Java, for the server streetsOne Java, for the binary beatsOne Java, oh, I do believeOne Java is all we need
Java Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of...) Lyrics[Intro]Ladies and gentlemen, this is Java Mambo No. 5 [Verse 1]One, two, three, four, fiveEverybody in the IDE, so come on, let's diveTo the codebase around the cornerThe devs say they want some clean code to runBut I really don't wanna debug like I did last weekI must stay clean, 'cause bugs are deepI like Classes, Methods, Objects, and ThreadsAnd as I code on, you know the errors get redSo what can I do? I really beg you, my NodeTo me, codin' is just like a sportAnything compiles, it's all good, let me dump itPlease set in the bracket [Chorus]A little bit of Java in my lifeA little bit of Spring by my sideA little bit of Maven is all I needA little bit of Hibernate is what I seeA little bit of JUnit in the sunA little bit of Kafka all night longA little bit of Servlets, here I amA little bit of code makes me your manJava Mambo No. 5 [Post-Chorus](Ha ha ha) [Verse 2]Code up and down and debug it all aroundRefactor your loops to the soundPush your commits to the groundTake one step left and one step rightOne to the front and one to the sideComment your code once and comment it twiceAnd if it runs like this, then you're coding it right [Chorus]A little bit of Java in my lifeA little bit of Spring by my sideA little bit of Maven is all I needA little bit of Hibernate is what I seeA little bit of JUnit in the sunA little bit of Kafka all night longA little bit of Servlets, here I amA little bit of code makes me your man [Post-Chorus]Bracket! The curly bracket!Java Mambo No. 5(Ha ha ha) [Outro]I do all to write some code with a class like you'Cause you can't null and you can't hideYou and me gonna throw NullPointerException highJava Mambo No. 5!
>>106443755SOVL, rustrannies and cniles never could https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-Cr0EWwaTk
>>106445119Based Java 25 is just arriving btw
>>106445992Stop changing the language with bullshit and maybe it will go somewhere
>>106447015>6 trillion billion programs running java
>>106443755javagods win again
>>106447057>>6 trillion billion programs running javathat means about 5.94 trillion billion programs that suck
>>106443755I don't get it.
now that python is the jeet language, I'm considering giving java a chance again
>>106448187>java>not jeetedlol lmao even
>>106443755JavaGODs won, Gojeets and other vibe coding troonjeets lost.
