>"You don't have a linked-in or facebook? HR needs you to have one to look after you">"We don't care about your "sat-up" or "batal stain-tion" you need to download windows to use zoom anon. What the heck is a Leen-ucks?">"Also you need to get a phone so we can add you to the whatsapp group of our team">"HR wants a word with you anon, they are very concerned how quiet and secluded you are, you should talk more often in our meetings anon"
>>106455180each of these phrases were uttered at one time or another, in the professional sphereand with the utmost seriousness
>>106455202just tell them you're autistic and transgender, a double whammy of protected classes.
>>106455277that might actually worknot with me, but yeahif you can, that may be a plan
>>106455180>1. Linkedin is piss easy to set up, just use an alt email.>2. You can use zoom in web browser, dumbass.>3. Use a normie phone which you don't do anything illegal in. Using a phone for illegal things even with GrapheneOS or a rooted Android is fucking retarded because all phones have a Baseband processor, which is entirely closed source and can read and transmit everything you do in the application OS side. It is really retarded to use a phone for anything other than calls and maybe the occasional photo. >4. "I have le autism / add . If you don't acomodate my retarded social quirks I will sue the fuck out of you for discrimination." Also, HR fags barely dare to do say this to retarded autists. You have to be a special kind of autist for you to have this happen to.
>>106455364>>2. You can use zoom in web browser, dumbass.they need you to use windows 11 zoom because others are using that one>but-no buts, they are retarded like that
>>106455374I work from home, no one notices what zoom version you use. Also as an HR person in a tech company, I should have my own fucking work computer. Even the shittiest companies I've worked at have provided me with one.
>>106455277if you want to fake mental illness why not go a step further and apply for disability welfare so you don't have to work at all?
>>106455386that takes time, meanwhile you can get an easy diversity hire job where you're largely untouchable
