Well, /g/?
>>106467253What is actually wrong with php?
>>106467272It's old
>>106467324So is C, but it's still good and it still works.
>>106467324You're an idiot
>>106467253It's the best scripting language at the moment. Unfortunatly, it's useless for everything but web-backend
>>106467253PHP is the C++ of interpreted languages
meme-spouting haters will never admit itbut PHP was right all along
>>106467253wtf is this board a facebook group now?
>>106467253Just werks
>>106467272It's made by Israelis
>>106468272>It's made by IsraelisProof?
>>106467253It's the "No Man's Sky" of programming languages. They have essentially been working out all of the flaws naysayers quipped about in the late 00s/early 10s. Still, PHP's stigma as "le bad language" hasn't quite left the collective conscience yet, which is why people still parrot it, albeit in a sheepish or confused manner (such as yourself).
>>106468272kek i remember that shit
I just don't care about webshit
>>106467253WordPress. That's it. You're better off with literally anything else.
>>106467624Right about what?
>>106467253I make a living managing wordpress sites.
>>106467324So is your mom, and I still drive her daily.
>>106468272>>106468289Thanks for this, it looks like some Israeli's rewrote the PHP engine that's still used today. I remember a tech wizard who recommended against PHP while I was still a young coder. He couldn't tell me why in public but I finally understand why. Thank you wizard who worked at Amazon at the time, I took the advice and didn't understand at first. It's sickening to know how these Israeli's have tricked me and many people like me.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zend_Engine
isnt it open source? what are the alternatives without the influence of tiny hats?
>>106467654Always has been>>106469154How many businesses/people still require them?
>>106469168thanks, mr. smith, you're the best chauffeur we ever hired. sorry that your payment is late this month, I'm working on it.
>>106469777A lot. Mostly smaller companies and agencies. There's no shortage of simple GUI services for whipping up basic sites obviously, but I think a lot of people still feel overwhelmed, or they try one and it's a struggle to not make things clunky. In the end, a lot of people are just more comfortable offloading the labor and having someone they can also go to for consultation. Which is also a lot of my job.But if a company already pays for hosting and for whatever reason they need small static sites made, WP is still very much the go-to.
>>106467253>FB_IMG_1756849417524Go back.
