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How do we make programming masculine again?
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>>106467591
require wearing fedoras to write code
easily influenced people would find that cringe
then we would be left only with real programmers
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>>106467591
Program stuff with other hot dudes.
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enforce a strict "no poofters" clause
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>>106467591
Start with a raytracer.
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stop paying inflated wages to women, queers and indians just because they have a diploma

won't happen because the nsa wants to poach all the talen from the eu through wage inflation
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>>106467591
>masculine again
Was it ever? Have nerds already forgotten the Jocks relentless bullying of their nerd shit? Looks like someone needs a swirly as a remainder.
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Make up an OS for manly men that pisses on you IRL instead of detailing errors
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>>106467591
We make having onions near any computer illegal.
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Do what makes you happy.
Fuck following rules and standards
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>>106467656
blocks your path
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>>106467591
Shut the fuck up.
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Remove the CoC tranny shits. Dont castrate yourself. Remove the castration ideology from the workfloe
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>>106467591
There's literally nothing stopping you from making an MS-DOS game, using the same exact tools they did.
You can even find several tutorials and shit on things like VGA video modes, PIT timer programming and all that.
You don't even have to use assembly, there are pretty decentish C compilers you can run on DOS or windows 3.11
If you want to go over 640KB of memory, try using the Watcom C compiler.
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>>106468151
Being masculine shouldn't have to mean neglecting 30 years of progress. Fuck DOS.
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>>106468207
Thanks for your input Eli
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>>106467591
Are you masculine yet?
If not, start there
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>>106470948
Historically accurate. Today, the best maids have the biggest and most consistent github commit walls.
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>>106467591
How to merge those into one file?
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>not using labels
>write protect off
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>>106471246
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>>106467591
programming is inherently masculine; you're literally commanding the machine to do your bidding, like how a man commands his woman to make him a sandwich.
it only became feminized by the superfluous injection of aesthetics where they do not belong.
strip away all the fat and programming remains a supremely masculine activity.
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>>106467602
>Implying you have to be persuaded to hate fedoras
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>>106467656
Reminder that John Carmack could fold your clothes with you still in them, and you wouldn't be able to stop him.
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>>106471770
Filtered
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>How do we ...
The answer is shame. It's always shame. Shame is the only tool humans have for social cohesion, and the downfall of western society is due to our complete lack of shame. Trannies, furries, fat people are all running free because everyone is afraid to say what they really think
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>>106468104
>me at his age
Lifting sure hurts a lot and my muscle don't heal as fast as they used to

>Not on some Balco or roids
Of course not
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>>106467591
>How do we make programming masculine again?
Punch cards
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>>106467591
People obsessed with masculinity almost always end up being raging closet homos. Hell, you sound like you have a dick in your mouth right now.
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>>106467636
they made a software rasterizer, not a raytracer
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Was it ever? Typing was historically women's work.
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>>106468111
>you can smell stinkditch emanating from this post
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>>106467591
abstraction layer amount limit in the compiler
>>106475349
>only adults being around to do it were women so its feminine
retard
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>>106475398
>>only adults being around to do it were women so its feminine
Yes.
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>>106467591
ban high level langs, that shit is for the clankers. enforced mandatory C literacy or no job offer. allowing the usage of rust but never talk about it
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>abstraction layer amount limit in the compiler
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>>106467591
Guybrush was a simp.
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literally even the maidposter is less of a faggot than half of the people in this thread
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>>106467636
Why are the wires running up into the ceiling?
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>>106480138

glorious fix or repair daily generator
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>>106467591
>yes hello I would like some
>1 million a year
>office space
>its now 2 million take it or leave it
Commercial real estate is such a scam.
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programming was always the activity of beta nerds in their dinky little rooms while chads were out fucking women and getting into management
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>>106480138
it's an office building
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>>106467636
doom is a raycasting engine, not raytracing
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>>106467591
Menchildren are trash. Retarded video game simp losers kys.
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>>106472180
Ditto
Debian won.
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>>106478610
The maidposts got deleted and the maidposter got banned.
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>>106467591
require wearing thigh high socks and skirts to write code
easily influenced people would find that cringe
then we would be left only with real programmers
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>>106467591
>How do we make programming masculine again?
this might be the most faggot shit i've ever seen on this board



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