>*ring* *ring* *click*>Paclass: Good day, how may I help you, sir?>'ello, is this the package repository?>Paclass: Yes, sir, which package might you be interested in?>Ah, lovely, what've you got for <insert package>.>Paclass: Oh, yes, we have many options for that one, sir. Would you like that with SSE, AVX or AVX-512?>Toss me a good AVX-512, love.>Paclass: Coming right up, sir, and next week we'll have AVX10.1 versions available.Why don't package managers do this?
they do
>>106475432My package manager does not call me "sir"
>Jeet humor