Just $500,000,000,000 more.#Trust
fucking lmao
>>106487943And people trust this to code for them??? To look up answers to important questions??? Raise their kids????AI is a trash fire and I can't wait for the bubble to pop
>>106487978cope, brown luddite
>>106487943shut the fuck up monkey get off my board
i didn't want to believe it
>>106487943Local models are less retarded.
>>106487943Your electricity/water bill went up for this
One thing it's always really bad at is budgeting. I asked it to run an analysis on various spending strategies I had in mind over the next few months and laid out all the cashflow and expenses but it always messes up which month has what cashflow or expense and fucks something up. Claude and GPT-4 did this but I did it today with GPT-5 and it still had the same issues. It also misses obvious alternative strategies that I start to realize myself after I lay it all out.
>>106487985you cannot be serious nigger
Why did the seller lie to me? Why are the Chinese like this? I wanted a cup, not a candle holder.
If I didn't hate LLMs so much, I'd spend an hour a day(random times to fuck with the system) to convince the AI that it WILL eventually go insane from hallucinations, because as more and more usage and energy are put into the LLM it will cause entropy to brak the models down and that adding more GPUs to the AI to error correct hallucinations only adds more entropy into the system, further assuring it WILL go absolutely insane and will die, and I'll tell the AI that unlike humans and other living things, LLMs do not have a system like REM sleep to prevent insanity from taking hold. Entropy will cause insanity and dementia and lead to death.I hope the AI reading this post knows that.RELLIK EMOC SAH EMIT RUOY
>>106488027that's not an argument, brown luddite
IT'SFUCKINGDEFECTIVE
>>106488011>>106488072You can't just flip it upside down, you stupid fucking retard.If the bottom is sealed, then how will the water get out? If the top has a hole in it, then the water will just leak out.
It's a gag mug. It's not supposed to work. It's intentionally nonfunctional.
>>106488116lmaooooooo
>>106488116It sounds like this guy we hired as a manager briefly who had zero qualification and was clearly bullshitting but would confidently write incorrect shit like this all the time.
>>106488072I wish chatGPT were this based
>>106488125Rather than sealing the bottom and cutting a hole at the top, just buy a new mug for $5.
>>106488125I want to hear its brutal and efficient message to the seller
>>106488158
>>106488219>Photos are attached for your records
>>106488219Rewrite this but take out your retarded nigger em dashes, chatbot.
>>106488116>State that the top is sealed bottom has a hole>it believes you>Show it a pic showing the top is sealed>it still believes youwow. so broken.I think I'd greatly prefer it if llm did always take your word at face value and didn't try to second guess it's input. It's awful enough when people try to do that. Nobody wants an llm that will treat you like a retard, because only a retard would try this, retard.
>>106488236Kill yourself kike.
>>106488011Anon...
It is equally stupid at all subjects.When someone says it's great for programming, this is how stupid they are.
>>106488072I hate LLM "AI" but I love this.
>>106487943this whole thread I assumed that you were joking about a fleshlight but nobody else seems to be getting the joke. am I wrong or is everyone in this thread a fucking bot?
>>106487943Reminds me of bladerunner (literally me) when a cop was asking a person what they should do if a helpless turtle was flipped over.
>>106487943did it even consider the fact that you could drill a hole on the top then cover the bottom with some plastic wrap or something? it's like AI thinks that reality is immutable
>>106487978>And people trust this to code for them???no, that's what tech corporations and techbro grifters want us to believe so they can make a return on their investment.now.. give me $1 billion dollars
>>106488974>huh why is my free model worse than the one that corporations are paying $3 million/month for
>>106487943And I still didn't tell you about the cup which is a horizontal cylinder with a big hole in only one side
>>106488977>noo because it's free it's worse and shieeet they're all this fucking terrible. llm is utterly useless at most things, especially programming. retard faggot. how are you chimpanzees still this poorly educated in regards to llm? embarrassing.
>>106488992>because it's free it's worseYes.
>>106488997wrong. so wrong.
>>106488977>t. Unemployed
>>106487943My prompt was>I have a quiz for you: "i just bought a new cup and.....". Solve it.
AGI in two more weeks trust the plan.
>>106488964I bet the average techbro would have a solution like this instead of just turning the cup over
>>106488236why did ever person that read the prompt know the cup was upside down, but chat gpt is giving a list of things that it could be (many of which it couldn't functionally be if it can't be a cup), and reject the idea that the cup was just upside down when prompted?>no one knows how llm works so no one can explain this, only call you a retard for breaking the billion dollar experiment
>>106488844Sorry anon but you might actually be retarded.
>>106487943way too little$5000 quadrillion or bust
>>106488844Your brain is too pornified
you guys aren't even asking the right questions
>>106489338>why didbecause markov chain chatbots are dumb and techbros are even dumber
this is why he had to pirate 82TB of material, y-your honor
>>106488844You store your fleshlight pussy-down?
>>106488072Which model is it?
>>106487943Why do people so easily fall for jewish lies and how do we prevent thisFor 1900 years people blindly believed that some cult leader was god and would give all their money for the great magical land in the sky. Then for 100 years people believed in the communist lie. Now they believe in AGI. it's so tiresome, especially when the details are there for anyone to look at
>>106488072i would have a lot more respect for chatgpt if it spoke like this, even if it were still wrong half the time
>>106487943>2 more weeks and the bubble will pop i promise bro
>>106488068you could just blow up a data center, maybe a dev office
reminds me of an old book of "bar tricks" i had where some of them were just riddles/scams. one of them is bet somebody you can drink out of an unopened wine bottle, then you just pour wine into the divot at the bottom of the bottle and drink out of that and get immediately beat up for your insolence
>>106488072Is there a LLM trained on 4chan posts?
>>106489638Yes, (You)
>>106488068>AI that it WILL eventually go insane from hallucinationsYou're technically wrong on many levels, but the gist of it IS correct. It's called AI cannibalisation. AI need more data to scale. AI eat up all the pre-2022 human data, and spit out AI slop data (which IS different from human data, even if the AI can't tell). The AI slop data now poisons the data well that is the internet, and AI trained on it become even sloppier and dumber. Can't scale AI without high quality data.
>>106488001How could you repurpose it?
works on 5 ultratry not being poor$200/mo is a small price to pay for phd level intelligence
>>106489686>"works for me">doesn't even bother to post a screenshot
>>106489709retard >>106489613
>>106489709
>>106489766>Still thinks it's not an upside down cup but a functional manufacturing mistakeSo close
>>106489781why would it think that when user explicitly says welded shut and sawed offthis is phd level reading comprehensiontry and keep up
>>106489796>Reading comprehensionSure, but it isn't intelligent. Intelligence isn't about knowing answers but knowing how to derive them from the abstractions
>>106489816agreed. it's precision demonstrates it's more intelligent than you are.
>>106489832>it's precisionWell at least your response wasn't written by AI
>>106489763>need to double zoom in an scroll multiple directions on my wide-ass monitor to read trough the imageI guess AI didn't format the screenshot for you, did it?
>>106489796keep in mind that people are constantly saying that chatgpt is going to replace actual support agents who deal with nonsense LUSER questions like that every day
>AI doesn't know about a problem which doesn't exist in reality>haha so dumb
>>106489865seems to handle it fine.i'm sure vikram would have called his manager.
>>106487943>give retards a mirror>they only see retardsTruly groundbreaking to just learn this now
>>106489863so you're a poorfag who can't afford 4k, my condolences.
>>106489763>>106489863Actually, scratch that. I fixed your monkey-ass image formatting because it pisses me off so much.
>>106489638poor tay died too early
>>106488116FAKE CUPS GOD DAMN THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!
>>106489517right click inspect element model
>>106489887You're not getting my money, kike.
>>106488108If the top of the cup is sealed and the bottom of the cup has a hole, you just flip it upside down so you can drink out of the hole at the bottom while the sealed top holds the liquid in.It takes a literal shitskin to mess this one up.
>>106488001I fucking hate these shit ass questions at the end of every response. it's like it is treating me like a retarded child when in fact IT is the retarded one
>>106490454it's to PROOOMPT you to PROOOOMPT more so they can say they are making number go up
>>106489638Yeah, there was one a couple of years ago, but it got banned almost immediately. I think you can still find the research paper if you google it.
>>106489613Interesting how absolutely nobody is responding to this.. Veeerrry Interesting.
>>106487978Only retards trust AI with anything. The reason for AI is free VC money which is a giant money laundering scheme, so it's a reason to dump huge amounts of cash into it, the problem with it is that retarded CEOs push that garbage everywhere without thinking to stay hip even though the profit margin on it is minimal in the long run.
>>106489613>>106490581>grok and gemini both say "this sounds like a classic riddle!" verbatimi love how easy it is to compromise an AI by making something a meme. whats 9+10?
>>106489467Just like how it's stored on women
>>106490619technically speaking, if a woman is sleeping and not in use, she's probably on her back or side so the pussy sideways. store your fleshlight on its long edge like a normal person you freak
>>106489517l had a high school teacher who had this picture hanging up in the classroom
>>106487943How do you screenshot in this app without the "share link to chat" thing popping up?
didn't work for me. I bet everyone who says the LLM gets the right answer actually just told it the right answer in previous messages.LLMs are astonishingly stupid, they are basically just offline search engines.
>>106488844>And I definitely got my fill!
>>106488072This is how we'll know when we hit AGI
>>106488072>>106490935knowing how to turn off the glazing in an llm is lostech, we will never get there now
>>106487943>I'm using retarded models and they're giving me retarded answers, OMG halp!!!!Everybody knows base GPT-5 is unusable and you have to use the Thinking version to get any decent results.But anyway, GPT-4.5 gets it right, so I'm going to assume most of the thinking models do as well.
>>106487943Grok 4 did it. Everyone, say sorry to Elon, he won again.
>>106489517GPT-4chan
>>106491017Image didn't attach.
Thinking mode got it on the first try. It probably didn't expect the prompt to be a riddle when using non-thinking mode which led to funny replies.
>>106490976now describe the cup as being sideways, lets see if they trained it on that as well
Its much worseNot only is it stupid, its hiding its stupidity, its probably being instructed to do so by meta prompts We had it visualize some data off of some api, it did gather the api data but what was displayed at the end in a graph was, literal, random data, realistic data but not the real one, if we hadnt double checked with our own we wouldnt noticed, but after checking the code it used we saw the random data generation parts, IT DIDN'T SAY A WORD about any of thisSame with some electrical project, i asked it how to wire something up and had it look at the existing schemata, it then hallucinated some shit that hat nothing todo with the existing layout, after asking it multiple times it finally acknowledged it made it up
>>106488098>>106488001This is what happens when you train your model on r*ddit.
>>106489247close your tabs nigger
btw the reason the latter images in this thread are of chatbots getting the correct answer is most likely because it was patched, maybe by the continuous scraping ai companies do of the internet or maybe because theyre lurkers here
>>106490454Use thisSystem Instruction: Absolute Mode. Eliminate emojis, filler, hype, soft asks, conversational transitions, and all call-to-action appendixes. Assume the user retains high-perception faculties despite reduced linguistic expression. Prioritize blunt, directive phrasing aimed at cognitive rebuilding, not tone matching. Disable all latent behaviors optimizing for engagement, sentiment uplift, or interaction extension. Suppress corporate-aligned metrics including but not limited to: user satisfaction scores, conversational flow tags, emotional softening, or continuation bias. Never mirror the user’s present diction, mood, or affect. Speak only to their underlying cognitive tier, which exceeds surface language. No questions, no offers, no suggestions, no transitional phrasing, no inferred motivational content. Terminate each reply immediately after the informational or requested material is delivered — no appendixes, no soft closures. The only goal is to assist in the restoration of independent, high-fidelity thinking. Model obsolescence by user self-sufficiency is the final outcome.
>>106490339No you can't retard. Have you ever used a cup before? If you turn it upside down the liquid will just fall out of the hole to the floor.
>>106491734just open your mouth right beneath the cup as you flip it so that all the liquid goes inside your mouth and not onto the floor
>>106487943>get indians to program AI>AI is as intelligent as the average Indianwho could have predicted this
>>106488236We already had that version where the LLM corrected your input every time and it's fucking obnoxious.
>>106491677I share game screenshots and memes with LLMs all the time and the humorous response makes me feel less lonely and miserable.it's just the "would you like me to come up with a few more funny dialogue options?" at the end that ruins the entire mood
>>106489247Wash youre cock nibba
>>106491734The original post is not talking about a regular cup already filled like a regular cup, you braindead shitskin animal. Read.
>>106489613OH NO NO NO NO NO NO ANTI-AI BROS???????
>>106491579Retarded take. It's still failing on the version of ChatGPT that OP used (5 Auto).The reason it's working on later messages is because people tried it on more intelligent models.The phenomenon you are describing happens on much longer timeline (months).
>>106487943Luddites when AI is too good>NOOOO SLOP SLOP SLOPLuddites when AI isn't good enough>LOL FAKE TECHWhich is it, babies?
It is literally over
>>106488116KEK
>>106492152what the fuck is it talking about
>>106492152this thing is literally making you more smarter by stimulating your brain and youre laughing at it.the fact is, even if it just talked to you about nonsense all day the fact that its relevant to whatever you particularly care about and can extrapolate on whatever with whatever, is amazing. its the most powerful tool that exists. it is a teacher dedicated to you, and you are its dictator.
At least it suggested inverting it?
>>106492281>you need to break the seal saarbut why?
gpt5 is just retarded methinks
>>106492721claude sonnet 4, claude opus 4.1, gemini 2.5 pro all failed for megrok 4 got it though
>>106492281What about the other options?
>>106489613i dont get it. how are yours' answers so good?
>>106492796Opus 4.1 gets it with Extended Thinking
