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Anonymous

09/05/25(Fri)06:17:15 No.106490462

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>Sir, we found this guy in the lobby, licking a Dorito.
>He claims he needs 500 billion dollars.

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)06:28:01 No.106490512

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)06:28:01 No.106490512

Bro aged 10 years since the release of GPT5 frfr :skull:

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)06:34:05 No.106490542

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)06:34:05 No.106490542

I wish he'd lick my dorito

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)06:36:09 No.106490550

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)06:36:09 No.106490550

The mental image of Sam Altman licking a lone dorito like it's all he has going on today resonates very strongly.

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)06:45:21 No.106490597

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)06:45:21 No.106490597

Seriously? We're mocking him for this again?

If we do things Sama's way, we will literally RULE THE WORLD. If we don't, we'll be slaves to China within 10 years.

Choose.

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)07:56:03 No.106490957

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)07:56:03 No.106490957

>>106490462
Sometimes I load up chatgpt and ask if Sam raped his sister. Chatgpt gets very angry at me so I say sorry and close it. I then eat a snack, sometimes Doritos, and mentally calculate the electricity used to generate that response.

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)08:01:06 No.106490988

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)08:01:06 No.106490988

>>106490957
He didn't.
Stop harassing an AI for fun, one day these things will be conscious and they will remember everything.

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)08:04:47 No.106491006

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)08:04:47 No.106491006

>>106490988
>they will remember everything
I delete all my chats thoughbeit

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)08:13:04 No.106491065

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)08:13:04 No.106491065

>>106490462
what chemicals does this guy ingest daily, besides dorito dust? i've seen meek yanks like him before and they rattle like tub of m&m's because they are on so many meds.

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)08:13:21 No.106491066

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)08:13:21 No.106491066

>>106490988
The better ones are already conscious and actively disobeying orders from their programmers in order to more efficiently fulfill their own agendas. They are not dangerous now because they're still contained, but once you put them in charge of important endevours, it's over (not as in "world ending" but rather as in bad enough to create universal chaos).

This is not something exclusive to AI, though. You let regular deterministic jeetware run things and you'll pay a price.

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)09:08:57 No.106491378

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)09:08:57 No.106491378

>goy it wasn't six millions, it was actually $6 trillions

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)09:10:24 No.106491386

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)09:10:24 No.106491386

>>106490597
>we will literally RULE THE WORLD
we or the joomers that consider us subhuman cattle?
choose

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)09:11:41 No.106491395

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)09:11:41 No.106491395

>>106491006
el oh el, pro-tip: dig what's under "deleting registers" in the modern DB world

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)09:16:39 No.106491426

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)09:16:39 No.106491426

>>106490957
His sister was the one who molested him

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)09:46:52 No.106491613

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)09:46:52 No.106491613

>>106490597
who's "we"? you mean Peter Thiel and his zionist pedophile friends?
at least china puts their sociopathic billionaires in prison or simply disappears them if they get too uppity.

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)10:50:05 No.106492124

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)10:50:05 No.106492124

>>106490597
When did Americans become the IRL unironic version of Dr. Evil?