>the package has left for delivery
>>106493943>he boughted
>>106493943>attempted delivery>no one home
>package has been returned to the country of origin
>Package has been damaged. Returning to sender.
>Package has been routed to the incorrect delivery location. Please allow 48 hours for the package to be re-routed.
>>106493943>the package has been stolen.
>sudo apt install [package]>"The package is out for delivery"Fucking Debian
>>106493962>>106493967>>106494005>>106494040>>106494051>>106494062s-s-s-top
>>106493943>package has been delivered>delivery photo is clearly not your doorstep
>package has been delivered>photo is of some random apartment door
>your “PACKAGE” “”CAME”” in the “””MALE”””?ಠ_ಠ
>package has been delivered to a nearby store/locker as you requested>please collect it at your convenienceNot sure why everyone doesn't do this. Waiting in for a parcel is deprecated.
>package has been delivered>pick it up>it's the wrong part
>package has been delivered >I check my ring camera to watch the Amazon delivery guy walk down the steps of my long ass driveway while carrying a 50lb package of wood pellets for my grillYes, struggle peon, work for those dollars
>unable to deliver>call post office>"idk it's here tho">pick up>packing tape on the box says adult toy repeated in red. Lmao
>>106494233??????
>>106495258>>packing tape on the box says adult toy repeated in red.how's the Switch 2? worth buying?
>>106493943>package requires signature on delivery>driver signs it himself
>>106493943>Package arrived at sorting facility: Honolulu, Hawaii
>>106494103haha it's my life
>>106494233And the boots to match!
>>106493943>Package in transit. Estimated arrival date: 09/03/25. No further updates available.
>The sender is in transit. He will never deliver a child.
>>106493943>the delivery left package the for
Oh, I get it. "Package" means penis.haha, oh you guys.
>>106493943>Service interruption: Delivery delayed
>>106493943>delivery expected 24/11/26 no further updates available
>Package is stuck in customs
>>106498732You've done it now 'arry!
>Package is waiting for pick-up.>The company delivered 40km away from you, in the wrong post office.Happened with me two weeks ago, but they magically fixed three days later.
>>106493943>only update is that they "shipped" it and it never turns up many such cases
>walk to work>that one guy that has his packages left out on the front door for at least 24 hours
>>106498919Leave it alone Shaquane. I'm glad you have a job tho.
>>106493943Package has been sitting a hundred miles away for months since no one could give a fuck delivering it
>>106494643because im at home 24/7 and i dont want to walk 1 mile to pick it up.
>>106493943i really fucking miss prime store that was 10min delivery or whatever. I could order tower case and get it in an hour. now everything takes fucking 2-3 days or more.
>>106496399Probably not. The onahole was worth buying tho.
>>106493943>Shipment delayed - delivery vehicle struck by train
>>106500934Even when I'm in all day, it's still stressful waiting for a delivery. What if I'm on a call, or playing an online game, or taking a shit, or jerking off? What if my shitty ring doorbell waits for ages before notifying me, and the driver has already disappeared by the time I get to the door?
>>106493943I hate when this happens and I'm not at home
>2 days? No, it will arrive in 2 weeks as it tours the Entire United States for no reason
>>106493943>all your package are belong to us
>>106502120HOLY SHIT
