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>SEARCH WARRANT SEARCH WARRANT GIVE ME YOUR COMPUTER'S PASSWORD NOW

well?
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>>106497827
>AAaaaack password2
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>>106497827
aight hang on lemme run this quick script to wipe out my stuff first
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Too bad, I forgot :)
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>no
it's a right
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> yeah sure thing officer
Just run a remote terminal, shut down the offsite while you hear the smashing.
They can look all they want, the data is in anothet state.
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>>106497827
you will never catch me alive
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>>106497827
You can have a fake password that when entered boots a different OS
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>>106498108
yes, i'm sure the FBI technicians will never find your hidden gentoo partition.
well done, anonymous
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You can have a fake password that when entered, triggers a power surge that melts the CPU and explodes the pipe bomb hidden near the disks.
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>>106497827
Happened to a friend of me, he didn't hand it over.
His HDD (or rather, copies thereof) have been to Israel, the US, multiple specialized companies and they could not crack it. I heart they overall spent 40 million euro trying to gain access to no avail. Eventually, all charges were dropped because it turned out he was innocent either way.
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>>106498028
this. please let me know when you crack it, officer. :)
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>swallow SD card
now it's either they drop it or they'll need to touch my poo haha :)
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>>106497827
>RAID0 striped across 45 hard drives
>The percussion of forced entry alone has rendered everything illegible
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it's admin1234! just please, no more! don't break any more of my animu figures and funkopops!
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>>106498108
kek fucking retard
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>>106497827

i have not yet requested it
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>>106499586
Here in France, your friend would have been sent to prison for 5 years straight for refusing to reveal your password. Our laws suck.
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>>106499813
It's a good law, police cannot search you without court order, court already has a reason to doubt your innocence. If you can't prove it, it means you're guilty, simple as.
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>>106499820
>actually retarded
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>>106499820
>t. agent de la DGSI.
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>>106499826
Police has to convince the court that you are doing something shady before they can barge in. You are the retard here and I hope the jailtime for such behavior will only keep increasing.
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>>106499586
It would be based if he did that on purpose to waste government resources
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>>106499850
>Police has to convince the court that you are doing something shady
As if that were hard.
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>>106497827
>well?
well what mister officer, I did nothing wrong
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>>106500016
It's hard enough that in 46 years of my life, it hasn't happened once to me.



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