>SEARCH WARRANT SEARCH WARRANT GIVE ME YOUR COMPUTER'S PASSWORD NOWwell?
>>106497827>AAaaaack password2
>>106497827aight hang on lemme run this quick script to wipe out my stuff first
Too bad, I forgot :)
>noit's a right
> yeah sure thing officerJust run a remote terminal, shut down the offsite while you hear the smashing.They can look all they want, the data is in anothet state.
>>106497827you will never catch me alive
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>>106497827You can have a fake password that when entered boots a different OS
>>106498108yes, i'm sure the FBI technicians will never find your hidden gentoo partition.well done, anonymous
You can have a fake password that when entered, triggers a power surge that melts the CPU and explodes the pipe bomb hidden near the disks.
>>106497827Happened to a friend of me, he didn't hand it over. His HDD (or rather, copies thereof) have been to Israel, the US, multiple specialized companies and they could not crack it. I heart they overall spent 40 million euro trying to gain access to no avail. Eventually, all charges were dropped because it turned out he was innocent either way.
>>106498028this. please let me know when you crack it, officer. :)
>swallow SD cardnow it's either they drop it or they'll need to touch my poo haha :)
>>106497827>RAID0 striped across 45 hard drives>The percussion of forced entry alone has rendered everything illegible
it's admin1234! just please, no more! don't break any more of my animu figures and funkopops!
>>106498108kek fucking retard
>>106497827i have not yet requested it
>>106499586Here in France, your friend would have been sent to prison for 5 years straight for refusing to reveal your password. Our laws suck.
>>106499813It's a good law, police cannot search you without court order, court already has a reason to doubt your innocence. If you can't prove it, it means you're guilty, simple as.
>>106499820>actually retarded
>>106499820>t. agent de la DGSI.
>>106499826Police has to convince the court that you are doing something shady before they can barge in. You are the retard here and I hope the jailtime for such behavior will only keep increasing.
>>106499586It would be based if he did that on purpose to waste government resources
>>106499850>Police has to convince the court that you are doing something shadyAs if that were hard.
>>106497827>well?well what mister officer, I did nothing wrong
>>106500016It's hard enough that in 46 years of my life, it hasn't happened once to me.